Sahil Laul: He said, well, why don't you get shot out of a cannon? And I said, well, I will. Voodoo potions, XXX drive-in theaters, jail time with Ted Nugent. What do these wild things have in common? They're all just pieces of a life story full of guitar chops, chaos, and creativity that you won't want to miss. I just wanted to play a guitar. I mean, I never give a **** about singing. still don't. Singing sucks. Singers are ****. They say stupid ****. in between the songs, the dumbest s*** ever. It's always something with the lead singers. I'm sitting here talking to Jesse James Dupree and that blows my mind. What a more definitive instrument for rock and roll than a chainsaw. It's loud, it's aggressive, it's abrasive, it's destructive, it's stanky. It's everything that rock and roll should be. Every bottle of wine had a story. I picked it up and it was nothing but voodoo potions and Mexican recipes. then there's another thing. This bottle right here, they had to bring the water over the mountains by mule and the mule perspiration got up inside the barrels and caused a fungus and the fungus would grow on the grate and they cultivate that now all these years later. So we're going to taste this one. But I was completely on fire. I was on a zip line and a zip line completely engulfed in flames over the crowd's head landed in the center of the stage and then did the whole show. And it was a box on his desk moving. He opened it up. That bird jumped out scared the hell out of him. The bird on his new carpet. in his office, he was pissed off. Those people that don't know what it's about to celebrate the fundamentals of rock and roll, those are the exact people that have a hard time admitting that they masturbate. Thank you. Good night.