Mike Schneider: Welcome to the Two Dads, One Mic My name's Taylor. This is Mike. What's up? And sorry for the voice. I am a little under the weather. So if it sounds like I'm Barry White, it is because I am. He is Barry White. First things first, we always start off with a drink of the show. Mike, what do we have? Oh, we talked about this one a long time ago while we were filming in my garage. This is Garage Beer. The garage is always open. Classic small batch brewed light beer, 4 % alcohol by volume, 95 calories. This is... one of the Kelsey Brothers right? I have no idea. he's got his hands on it. Garage beer. I hope it's good. I bet you it will be. Cheers. ⁓ that was Chris. ⁓ shit. You're crispy. Cheers. So, little do you all fucking know, Mike and I and our families took a road trip recently. And this is- Yes we did. And we got back what? Well you guys got back on Tuesday this past week? Tuesday, yeah. And I, loser ass, had to come back on Monday because of work. Dumb. Dope ass mofo. So Mike, tell us what we all did. Like you don't remember? Well I was only there for day and a half. No, so we went down to St. Louis. ⁓ Hung out a little bit, hit the City Museum. ⁓ Did a Cardinals game, which was fun to see another ballpark. ⁓ Care less about the Cardinals, but they did lose, so that was a plus. ⁓ they lost by like two runs or something, right? Yeah, Yeah, okay. They lost. ⁓ We hung out at the hotel, dodged sicknesses, not your illness. Not my illness. Different sicknesses. And just kind of hung out. We did the zoo one day. The day we left, we hit up the Botanic Gardens of Missouri, which puts our botanical garden like in town here. Right. To fucking shame. This thing is outrageous. I'm going to step away for a second so I can go get this out and then I'll be right back. So continue to talk. Great. This is going to be a fun episode. No, so we we road tripped We... Given our summer vacation plans, we couldn't afford to do a full out like Florida or tropical vacation, which by my wife's standards, it's not a vacation unless there's a beach and it's hot. So those are her qualifications for vacation. So I don't know that I could call this a actual vacation, because... by my wife's standards, it wasn't. But we had a great time, went with Taylor's family and one other family friend of ours in our, you know, the friends that you make once your kids are in elementary school and then doing sports stuff, like that's a whole, it's a whole other friend group. Like you have your high school friends and you got your college friends. This is like your adult friends. Like once you have kids, you hang out with certain people so much just because your kids are in the same activities and same interests and same age that you're like, ⁓ you're pretty cool. Let's just hang out. Like, let's let's just hang out for right now and become friends and then start doing stuff together. So that's, that's kind of what we did. They, they didn't want to do a whole week long thing. So we just did a long, a long weekend of it. ⁓ Sorry about that. I was just talking about the different friend groups you have growing up. You have your high school friends, have your college friends, stuff like that. But then you have your adult friends. This is whole new group of friends that you pretty much hang out either because you're neighbors and or your kids are the same age and or they're in the same activities. Or you just see them all the time at school functions and stuff and you're like, hey, you're pretty cool. Let's hang out. Let's do this. Right. Your kids are not assholes. So let's cultivate this friendship so that our kids hang out more so that they stay away from that. Selfishly, we want to hang out. We don't care what the kids say or want to do. Yeah. Yeah. That's for sure. Was that thunder? I don't know. It seemed like it. I'm trying to figure out what that was. It was pretty loud. So do you tell what we all did? Yeah. So I went through the... Punch list of all the things we did and that's our show. That's our show. Thank you for joining us to know we avoided the plague We did I mean not this plague but no the other plague the other plague I don't know what you picked up or where you don't know what the fuck I did either. Yeah The other play we had the third family. Yes in our trifecta was Like the first night We stayed in hotel and I'm sorry we didn't we didn't avoid it. We are another day in the clear as of now. we don't speak of it as we... Yeah, in future tense, only past tense. Up to this point we have avoided it. But yeah, so we... the third wheel of this three-wheeled tricycle that went on vacation... We're not swingers by the way. Yes, let's clarify that. We're not gay, we're not swingers. We don't have pineapples or gnomes. gnomes of this is that another thing to another thing what do you do with gnomes just cuz you have a little bit front yard and then it's supposed to tell you that you're a swinger so if you're walking by that would be like if the gnome tells you you got you're a swinger but if the gnome is telling you you're a swinger you gotta get off the shrooms I mean true this is true very true that's little weird right that's a weird I mean it is all weird but can you tell we haven't recorded in while oh we're so out of practice I know anyways, but yeah, so we avoided the plague the the third family What three out of the five? Three of the five and if the stomach flu at some point in the vacation Mike and I were like fuck that. Yeah, we stopped and ordered Easter baskets So I Easter buckets while you were down in yes, really so that we could have buckets ⁓ three dollars apiece. That's right buckets for the ride home. That's my of your wife some yeah And we had some. That's smart. And just in case kids started puking all over the car, they at least had a big bucket. Right. Right. So honestly, so the Uber driver that I had coming to the airport on Monday, phenomenal. Yeah. Like, honestly, God, like was giving me history. He was a Michelin star chef, like worked for the blues. Like I gave him a $20 tip. Nice. I was like, well, fuck you. I came in, you know, informed. Yeah. Well, it's going on. did. We. we did the Jimmy Johns worker that crushed our subs. have a tech talk out there. Apparently we're so mean because we ordered subs and food for our family. I know how dare us. How dare we do that. And this, this single lady, like a singular person working there that we saw anyways, just absolutely crush it. She didn't complain. She wasn't that one bit bitching and moaning. She just like, it was, It was really cool to be like, all right, cool. We had 12 subs of ourselves, or for our own. And then we had, there's a bunch of people behind us. Yeah. And, and there was also some people who had put in online orders and stuff like that. Like she was busy and I don't know if her coworker was on break, didn't show up, whatever. I don't know the circumstances. I don't work there, obviously. But she whipped out like all of a sudden she's like, here's your subs. And I'm like, wait, they're, they're all done already? Within minutes. It was nuts. Yeah. Right. I I then stopped at Starbucks to pick up two coffees. Right. Two drinks. One for my wife, one for your wife, because I knew my wife wanted one. Yeah. I'm like, hey, I just sent out the group chat. I'm stopping. Anybody else want one? Stopped at this Starbucks. There was four people working. And it took me twice as long. That's crazy. To get two drinks as. it did to get our 12 sandwiches made. So shout out to that woman behind the... Yvette. Yvette? Yeah. That's her name? That's her name. That's awesome. Learned that over the TikTok that I posted. We're making connections with the owner of that particular store. Yep. Daughter messaged me about And making sure that they know what they got there and that they need to... Make sure she's kept. They need to keep her and whatever she wants she should get. She knocked it out of Park. Yeah, very impressive for sure. I will never forget that. I appreciate you. Agreed. Agreed. So, I mean, how was your guys' drive down? It was good. I you stopped and... Yeah, we stopped. We left Friday night and then stopped, you know, to stay at a hotel in Springfield. Sure. And that was... That was fine. wasn't anything fancy. It wasn't anything crazy. It was one night. It was a small room as a room. We normally get a suite, but the suite is just because we have the sheer amount of people we have in our family. We need the space of a suite. smorgasbord of family members. That's only way we do it. And it's not that much more expensive than a regular room. No. We get the king suite. The suite is where it's at. Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah, having that extra room is really nice. So. ⁓ What? So we're using this episode because road trips are, road trip is a very fresh thing in our mind right now. We're gonna discuss all aspects of a road trip like worst part, best part, your biggest fear, what you look forward to most, shit like that. So let's start with your favorite part and it doesn't need to be of this particular road trip. And have you guys gone on many road trips as a family? No. So we've gone maybe on... I thought you were just gonna pause. No. No, we've gone on maybe... Like, I'm talking like more than an hour and a half. Like not, a road trip to me is like four hours or plus. Okay, so yeah that was a question I was just gonna let you finish and then ask that. What dictates actually a road trip? Yeah, I think a road trip would be, it's got to be at least four hours and it's got to be to, I don't know, somewhere not close. It's usually for drags for four hours. Usually that's so I mean we've so we've been to so obviously st. Louis was our like first big big road trip ⁓ and then I Probably say to visit my grandparents in Niagara, Wisconsin. Okay. but we're not car people though Yeah, we're definitely we're definitely your wife said this is the longest. Yeah that you guys would drive Yes, I was like, all right. Well, this is set in stone. Now. We're gonna go a spring break every year together. Right. Yeah. No, we. And she's like, well, if we're driving, this is the farthest we're going to drive. Yeah. Otherwise, we're going to fly. like, that's fine. The flight's only four. I think the flight for me on the way back was like 45 minutes. Yeah. It was pretty quick. But yeah, mean, I mean, but I thought the road trip was fun, though. I mean, you know, the kids were great. And ⁓ for us, it was just like, how the hell do you keep them occupied for five hours and 10 minutes? Yeah. We we've resorted more and more to just letting them be on a screen. ⁓ yeah. It is what it is. I don't want to fight it. No. You just get to a point where it's like, yeah, I don't want to fight over something stupid. Yep. No. So what was, what is your favorite part about a road trip? I have to think about this one. This is- I'll let you know mine, because we've done a couple and we were a couple years ago- Maybe this will trigger something for We were very, not against road trips, like we were just like, we're never going to do that because this is, it sounds horrible. Yeah. But then when you have four kids and then you go to purchase flight tickets- Oh, it's expensive. And you're like, well, maybe road trip is where it's Right. Right. So- So what we do when we go on our summer vacation every year, we go visit the Father-in-law down in Florida. the last three years now, we've it two, three years, where we've road tripped down there. it is, my favorite part is like, Now that we've done it a couple more times, watching the kids just like, they kind of find their groove on the road trip. Sure. And like watching them like my youngest son was pounding hard boiled eggs for breakfast. The continental breakfast. We had to cut them off at four a day for a morning. He was just pounding. And like, it's not like there was only he was eating that in waffles. He'd have sausage. He'd have you eight cups apple juice like he was just pound he was living his best life he's happy as a clam just pounding I don't know how he did his ass out his ass was a myth I don't know how he didn't stick us out way more than he did there's a couple parts like on the way home that were bad or that's it or at the City Museum but that was one fart that was that was a man was one that'll knock you out right course he I was expecting way worse true. But like, so for a day. Yeah, I like I like watching them get into their zone. You know, when they're a little bored, a little tired, and so like, you see the true them. And I feel like a road trip like the driving part of the road trip is enough. Like enough boring stuff. that they're not just in vacation mode yet. Like they're kind of still like regular, not super hyped up, wild vacation mode. But I like experiencing them in that way and doing fun things. Because we turn the road trip part into... part of the vacation. We'll make three, four stops, excuse me, on the way down. Right. And three, four stops on the way back, like to explore those national parks. know, the mountains be... Thirst traps. Thirst traps. Those mountains, those mountains be big. That's right. That's right. You know, so we, like we do stuff like that. Like we'll go through the smokey area and then we'll, you know, we'll go visit some caves and... check out the Corvette Museum in Kentucky or something like that. We'll kind of let each of the kids pick one thing they want to do and try to hit those things. So that's what I look forward to. Honestly, I think the best part for us was the kids seeing things that they have never really been accustomed to during the drive. So I think for us, was like, they saw a lot of farmland, of course. But with that, you see cows, you see horses, you see things that you just don't see on a regular basis. And then, I don't know, I just feel like there were certain monuments that we passed on the way down there that the kids were intrigued by. So for me, I think it was more like just the the anticipation for the kids, how excited they were to take this road trip, because it was their first big road trip, and then everything in between. to getting to the actual St. Louis part of it. There you go. So I think that was probably my thing. What was your, what do you think? See, I don't know, you guys didn't, you guys haven't really experienced the worst. You got scared of probably the worst with the potential of the pukes. I'll tell you this. I was damn close to turning that car back around. I looked at my wife and I'm like, we doing this? Yep, is this what we're Because if we go, we know what's going to happen, right? And she's like, yeah, we're going to do it. said, OK. I said, let's just see what happens. luckily, to this point, we are in the clear, not out of the clear, in it. Currently, we are OK. But no, mean, was like I said, was like, It's like the one thing, like if you all had colds, not a big deal. Not a big deal. You can handle that. But the fucking stomach. How do you think we felt when- Oh, the first thing I said was Mike and Kinsey, I have to be freaking out. Cause we switched cars. Yeah, well cause your youngest son was in there. the other dad were in our car with my daughter and- Fuck that. My oldest and my other two went in their car. With patience zero. Yeah with patience zero. Yeah, and so I don't know how we didn't didn't get hit so far, but the The next morning when I got the text like well so-and-so has been puking all night. It's like That's not the news you want to hear especially when you've been hanging out the night before right and it's like you're in a car It's not we weren't hanging out outside. We were in a car for hours. Yeah, and then they were all in a hotel room Sleeping all night. like wait, so did you guys share hotel rooms too? No, no, We ⁓ you meant like first that the family was sharing. Yeah, it's tight Yeah, and it wasn't a suite or anything like that that night. We both all we got with a suite You can break it up. Yeah, you can be like, ⁓ that's what they had in st Louis just like us right? think all three of us had the same suite. Yeah, we were above them, right? Yeah where you have a separate room. That would have been not as scary. So the one thing I would say that impressed me the most about St. Louis besides the fact that we've so far avoided the plague ⁓ is the fact of like how much free shit there is to do. It's very family friendly. Yeah, honestly, mean, aside from the creepy abandoned buildings you tried to take us in. after the Cardinals. That was for Kyle's I's pleasure. But anyway, so I mean, like going to Bush Stadium, like they had the Jumbo Dogg and soda. it was a kids day there, which was pretty impressive. ice cream. Yeah. And like everything was just free. It was surprising. not like shitty free, though. You know what mean? Yeah, it wasn't like here's a pamphlet. Right, exactly. Like it was like, oh, no, here's a decent thing for free. So and if you found the right person at the hot dog stand, ⁓ yeah, he wouldn't even scan your ticket. You just go up and get 18 giant glizzies. Just take his glizzy right from him. Jumbo glizzies. Is that still thunder? Yeah, it's storming outside. Sweet. Yeah, can't wait to walk home. That's gonna be great for you. Luckily I only left two doors down. So yeah, so worst, I think the worst, the worst part of a road trip would be getting sick like that on road trip. yeah. And a close second might be the threat of that. Of like, oh no, we might, like it's a matter of time. Like that's what we were, that's a weird You're gonna borrow time at that point. Yeah. We were thinking that we were... Like you're goners. We're goners. Yep. Not like dead goners, but like... No, we're gonna dump one out for the homies. Literally dump one out. Out of your the mouth. No, so I think that that would be one of my biggest fears. Because like the other fears I would have is like our car breaking down, something like that. like, if I was we've got AAA and so like if I was at third party that we were with, I probably would have just extended the stay at that hotel. And then I would have just rode it out and dumped the other hotel. Rather than doing all that driving around. ⁓ just stayed at the pilot is that the first one we would have to set their all together and yet that point what you're all contaminated bite the bullet and let's go let's just get this over with in three days you know mom it's all that's sick everyone else to get sick we could just say there for the couple days and be done you know but that's just me that might not be a horrible strategy although you if you didn't get any refunded it well that's the biggest part is like what refund options do you have in a situation like that? Because I normally don't pay for So our credit card offers that. Yeah. I can select it and it uses more points or whatever, typically I don't. I'm like, I'm not canceling. I don't care what happens. Right. Anytime we book a trip, it's just as part of the package. There you go. So we have a spending problem, I guess. After your first major road trip, I guess, and it wasn't huge major, But it was a pretty decent road trip. Do you have anything you would do differently? Packing wise, driving wise? No. So actually we actually switched it up. We packed all of our stuff in totes. Yeah, we started doing that in couple years Easiest fucking thing ever. Wow, that's very scary. That's a huge crack of thunder. You guys can't hear it, but... We can. Yeah, it's loud as shit. So, but I mean, no, we started doing that. That was the first time we've actually done that. Yeah. It's very nice. then we... Complete game What we do then is when we go down to Florida, I'll put the rack in my trailer hitch. Yeah. And then I'll put at least four bins in the back That makes sense. So we have our full truck. But then I don't have a big thing hanging over my top, killing my fuel mileage. You know, it's right there. It's easy. We kind of... The one thing we didn't do this time is we didn't pack a kind of a grab tote for one night in the hotel. So I had to unload everything because it's all split up. Normally when we go down to Florida, we plan one tote that's like, this is our ⁓ travel one. So all our toiletries are in there and then one outfit, you know, all our stuff we need for one night stay at a so that we can just grab the one tote. and bring it in and then the kids bring like their stuffed animals and all that stuff in and then we bring our devices to charge them and then usually a swim bag but then we can just grab and go. Yeah. We didn't do that this time and it's for like I won't ever forget that again. Yeah makes sense. It seems it seems convenient to have an option like that. Yeah it's it's really nice because I mean the totes are just we stopped we barely use our luggage at all. We have huge luggage and everything like that. These totes are just way more. like they stack nicely. They're virtually waterproof. Like we've rode through storms with those. And you've never had any. Everyone knows the totes we're talking about. They're the black totes with the yellow tops that you get at like Home Depot, Menard. All those places have the same exact totes, but yet the lids never match up. They're always just a little different. A little bigger, little bit smaller, whatever. But everyone knows the totes we're talking about. And they're pretty much... Waterproof they're not 100 % waterproof, but like they are we've ridden through some driving rain and it has Like not nothing has gotten wet on the inside right it's amazing It's that's the way only way we travel like even one like just going up to the cabin We just everything's in a tote because it's makes us just more can just grab and go just our system now, right? It's really nice, right? So, but yeah, so I'm interested. I want to hear from some of our listeners are their worst. Like road trip experiences, right? Like my, my sister has gone to road trips where kids are puking in the car and peeing in the car. I'm like, what this, that's why we didn't want to go on a road trip. because of my sister's experiences. And we're like, that just sounds horrible. Like, that sounds like the worst. And now we're like, no, we're all about the road trip, because we can do so much more. Right. There's more to experience. Yeah, there's more to experience, which is cool. Someday, we will all fly together, because, let's see. Yes, my three boys have flown. oldest boy has flown multiple times. But like, my daughter has never flown. Just because it's expensive. Shit. Yeah, it's fucking pricey. By time you get four kids and then like, you gotta plan extra time for layovers and all that shit. Where do you typically fly out of? Or like, or what airliner? It's usually Ben Southwest. Yeah, they have the new seating policy now. so now they change that up ⁓ but honestly i am ⁓ next time i'm gonna explore flying which we have to talk about this because we need to start discussing and planning our mine and my wife's fortieth birthday trip next summer fucking old bastards old as shit but we start we were kind of been talking through it the last couple months and what we're gonna do this year you know going to disney with my daughter and my sons too but like for my daughter because she's in her princess phase hard right now. So we're going to do that this year so that next year we can take a trip minus the Hopefully with our best of friends. you're that's that's you if you haven't picked up on that. It's me. Hey, it's me. I'm the problem. but yeah, so we started going through that stuff. I'm like, man, then maybe the year after that we'll do a big Disney trip where we can do everything with all the kids and all that stuff. You know, maybe we fly for that. There you go. It's like, well, then we're already spending 10 grand at Disney, you know, so like, I don't know what's going to happen if we're ever going to fly again, who knows, but, um, but yeah, we've kind of accepted and grown to love the road trip. That's good. I mean, like I said, there's people that, who are like opposed to it, and they don't wanna do it ever. But I'm like, I don't know. I feel like every once in a while it's fine. You know, don't think it's one of those where it's like, ⁓ it's gonna make or break me if I do or don't do it. You know what I mean? I think on the trip we just took, I think I would do it again for sure. you know, whatever. Ooh, crispy. Another crispy one. And you know what else is crispy? These smackin' sunflower seeds. Ooh, girl. Yeah, we had all sorts of flavors here. So I just got, and really this is a small shipment I just got, me and my buddies at work, we wanted to try their flavors, their limited edition flavors. 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The discount code is, I'll put it down in the description of this episode. ⁓ It is www.smackandsunflowerseeds.com forward slash two dads, one mic. And did that sound professional as fuck or what? You had the voice to go with it too. Two dads, one mic. That is the number two dads. The number one M-I-C. That's it. Order them up. I just cracked into, do you want to try this? I would love to try that. This is one of the limited edition ones. It's birthday cake. It's fucking delicious. And then we also have Nashville Hot. Nashville Hot. Which I'm not the biggest Nashville Hot person. ⁓ But I tried some of these other day at work. It was not bad. I don't know that I didn't like them as much as a jalapeno cheddar But they were still pretty damn tasty. That's good. So we're gonna do a live First time taste test here taste test here Let me shake it up because the best way to get all the flavor. Well, that's the biggest thing. It's the flavor at the bottom Yeah, if you reshake them again every time you're getting more flavor. Yeah I just, the extra flavor I put down on the table and snort like, you know. Cocani. ⁓ I'll let you try that. Can you describe the flavors that are bursting in your mouth right now? Honestly, God, like when you first put that in your mouth, it's like Funfetti. It's literally the flavor. What I was expecting is not what I got. No. Right? I was expecting. the sugar of the sprinkles and frosting. That's what I was expecting. I wasn't expecting the deep, rich, buttery vanilla. That's what they call me. What buttery vanilla? Deep, rich, buttery vanilla. This is going be your new nickname. That's right. That could be our second shirt. The first shirt is just the paws. second... We are gonna have merch one of these days. Someday we will. Shirt merch. We're... Yeah, the second one will be deep, rich, buttery vanilla. With a picture of me. Yeah. But yeah, so hit up that code. Gives you 10 % off your online order. They just released ⁓ a new limited edition flavor. Like last week. What was it? It is, ⁓ they teamed up with Pete Crow Armstrong. ⁓ yeah, right. That's, that's why I haven't ordered it yet. ⁓ but it's a deep dish, ⁓ pizza flavor. So that part of it is like, well, I kind of want to try the fatty. And he's like, yes, daddy. Yeah. Yeah. But then the Brewers fan to me is like, fuck PCA. Nope. So we didn't do a Scotsman or no this week. Do we, do you have one? ⁓ I do have one. Yeah, so I have some some facts and stuff pulled up here. Let's see if I can get to it. Alright, so for this special edition of Wisconsin Er No, I'm gonna read off some different variations of facts or people or trivia like that and you're gonna tell me Wisconsin Er No. Let it rip. Let it rip, tater chip. Alright, so, the iconic Barbie doll is technically from a fictional town of Willows. True. That's not the answer. I don't know. What is it? Is it Wisconsin? ⁓ or no? it's the whole fucking segment, man. It's Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Yes, it is a fictional town of Willows, Wisconsin that Barbie is. Yes, is ⁓ you probably know that because you're even older daughter. Yep, 100%. You knew that shit right away. All right. Now. I'm going to list off a couple names, a couple of them we've done already, so I'm going to skip those names. Just going to list the name and you're going to tell me. ⁓ If that person is from Wisconsin. Erno. Harry Houdini. Wisconsin. Indeed. Chris Farley. Madison, Indeed. Orson Welles. Wisconsin. Indeed. You're crushing it. Laura Ingalls Wilder. I'm gonna say no. Er, yeah, no. She's from Wisconsin. Damn it. Mark Ruffalo. Yes. Wisconsin. And lastly, Les Paul. Wisconsin. Nice. A couple of those are very easy. This one. picture. All right. Do you know the very credible news outlet called the onion I thought you were gonna say Fox News and I was gonna shut this computer screen down we're done with this we're done with this fucking podcast bye yeah no the onion yes the satirical newspaper I guess. the arguably the most famous news satire organization. I'm old enough where I remember you literally just got the paper. The onion. The onion, right. Now it's online and Facebook and all that bullshit. Was that... Did that originate in Wisconsin? Or no? I'm going to say yes, Wisconsin. Wisconsin, you are correct. Two dudes from, where were they? started by two University of Wisconsin Madison students, Tim Keck and Christopher John... Christopher Johnson in 1988. Yeah, I've heard of them. The more you know. The more you know, right. Other than that, Michael, do you have anything else for us to share? I don't think so. Go on more road trips. They're fun. Especially with neighbors. Yeah. Unless you're puking all over the place. don't go on a road trip. They're probably not fun. On that note, thank you for joining us on the Two Dads, One Mike podcast. My name's Taylor. That is Mike. Peace.