Poddriarkatet: Hey, all the people and welcome to the episode number 13 Podrearykatet. How are you today, Fabian? During the rounds, very well. Actually. Yes. The rounds are good. Psychologically, then. During the rounds, psychically, then it's not really the rounds, it's just good. During the rounds, reasonably good. Because it's like after. I see how your mouth cheeks hang. This is a lie. You're right now. I see them. They're hanging in the right direction. Or like this. No. No, they don't. And for the other I see how you're to out how I am. You You don't know if I'm or angry. It's also because of sun. Why are you angry at me? No, but I've been like this, brainwashed during the night. Or something. I really not. But it has had some worries, I can't get out of my chair with Now it's like both me and Faggan are back today, because we had party yesterday. That's right, that's right. Everyone who listens was at the party, otherwise it's almost bit late. Yeah, but thanks to you who are and not at the party. Yeah, exactly. An extra thanks to you who are and not at the party. Because you are faithful listeners. It's our relationship on a podder level. Who gets a piece of the cake but to These are only... These rather... We... Or what should say? They... Just the But... I don't know, I'm trying to come up with a twist. to give. Remember that. Some people just the cake, but refuse to give. But we still to thank Thank Thank you for Now you're like, how am Mårda? ⁓ right. How are you, Sven? Astronomically behind. I mean, astronomically behind. I am very surprised. I was very full. You were very full. But I had fun. That's the most thing. Great time. I had a great time too. I'm behind. Not on astronomical level. Maybe closer to the stratosphere. If even that. But... Interstellar. No. No. It's a part of the atmosphere. It's between the And what is astronomical? You look you're up on me. I'm trying to your gaze when I talk to you, but it doesn't without sunglasses on you. It's hard to read the room. I feel like I'm silenced in my social... What do in my ability to express myself. It's like I'm socially handicapped. I can't read your signals. I don't know how I'm react to what you're Because I noticed that it something that weighed you. Or something that burned you. It was that. It was the But now I glasses. Now you glasses. No, you have nothing on you. Now I have nothing. Yes, it's me who has glasses. You had glasses. And I want you to them I won't do No. Glasses. What are you going talk about today? Today I a list A list own, composed 20 minutes ago. About some of the events. And especially the cringe events this summer. In your personal life? We don't about in my videos. No, don't. No, don't. It's true. But what I also have a list with me. can tell you what the is. Five things I want to when I grow up. You are 22 years old. But when I turn 40. And then I a bucket list. Irrelevant things then guess. Irrelevant things. One thing we do when you grow up and one thing we do before you die. But that's more an age-independent Exactly. I realized that... So the can also work for next 18 years? Yeah, or like, I realized that there's really no difference between them. First I a list and then I I'll make a bucket list too. How did you of I don't You make a list of things you do when you grow up. then you're like, hmm, I'm to another list. What can that be? A bucket list. I realized that it's really stupid. Exciting that you have... No, it's interesting. Twists on the Two lists on the same level, but with different things. Yeah, it's really stupid. I was in Bakis when I worked today. I work Bakis. That was me too. yeah, we on the water then we'll Nervous chatter. Let's get started. Let's go. Alright, but should I start with my list? Yes, do you to that? Yes, I to So my list started like this. I would make a list of just the summer... ⁓ god, sorry. Sorry. Something, keep going. It's not to work with the man. Okay, okay, It started as a list. Okay, I'll try not to laugh, but it's hard when you look at me. Okay, I'm not to look at you. No, don't at me. Okay. It's really weird when I talk to you when I don't look at you. Okay, go. It's like, going against me as a person. Okay, go. But... You started with a list as the top ten things in summer. Okay, just it. You started with that, but then I that I didn't much in the summer. And all I got was just cringe stuff. So I thought, fuck it, I'll just do a top 10 most cringe stuff this summer. So that's what I'm going to now. Yes, just the world's politics, for example. Cringe in mass media. Cringe stuff that has happened. Let's do this then. First, honorable mention. Which won't be on the because no one knows about it. Because I this article that came out yesterday. About an AI researcher who... Researcher about... Like, use of AI. Has been caught for scientific fraud. Because he used AI to make references. Are No. What the hell. So it's... Damn, that's dumb. Yeah. You can talk about that. But what? You have to use it. It on the It was on the It was not to coordinate. No. So it was a bit clumsy. Yes, was really clumsy. Of her? You thought it was a man I'm talking about? No, I've never said that. No, you thought so. Yes, I actually thought so. I thought it was like a... I thought it was like a 34 year old man with Iraqi bra. It was actually a woman. Age and background I don't But you'll find out as listeners if you want. But now we over to my list then. Summer's top 10 cringe. On tenth place. I know you're going to be annoyed by this, but I'll Sirius after you've left. Yeah, for real. It's embarrassing. Generational downfall. I would've a higher on the but I don't want to Sirius so hard in the They deserve a higher place on the but I want to them a chance. Sirius lost everything. Now we're still Yes, but it's with little lead. Before it was a strong lead. But it's just... feels a bit... You're a mid-term supporter. Also a mid-term supporter. Then you don't want to your team lose. No, because then you're not supporter anymore. No, exactly. Then you an identity crisis. Yes. But it's also like... How can one... Sorry if we're talking sports now. But I'll go on soon. How can one man... to up a team so much. With the of how well they have performed before, it's actually crazy that if that was a man's business. Yes, it must be normal psychologically that you lose self-confidence completely. Loses the spirit. But enough about Sirius. We hope you will win all Swedish anyway, despite this. We believe in you. See you in Karobacken. or where she's going to have this holiday. How are you? Place number nine. The darkness. Yeah. That was cringe. Really, that was so damn, what do Extreme disappointment. Yeah. Let down, You had like prepped, got ready, gave yourself out. But were you to watch? Yeah, I mean, I I was standing outside, like. But it was sunny, like a quarter before. And just over the whole Sofimurkis, it cloudy. Yeah. think it was luck, because I many people's eyes were that day. That's true. I so too. But I actually had one person who had actually out these sunglasses. What? He one these sunglasses for Sofimurkis. Damn. He was prepped. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. He must have been in with you. Because he was under the sun for a No, I know him. He wasn't in with me. And he had his own pair. He had his own pair. He couldn't get rid of them. And it wouldn't have such big sacrifice if you under the sun for while. Considering that we didn't see anything. It would have been bit weird almost. If you stand there and look up at moon and then just spread over it. Almost like a net. Yes, that's true. Here you it Fabian, now your dream is coming true. Exactly. The is, really anything when you saw the It was completely black. It was little interesting. But number 8. This is something that is starting to now. But it's insprings that you yourself are not on. It's a lot of cringe. Do you my inspring is cringe? Do you an inspring? Yes. Now? With a week. Right now it's not a cringe. Because now it's not. It's a cringe when you see people dressed up in their shirts and hats. And kids who... It's their first day at school. And they're going around doing challenges and generally disturbing the local population. Then become like these 60-year-old guys, student bastards who will destroy Uppsala. After a calm summer when you've let them come back with full power. Yeah, there's whole bunch of That's it. That's what it is. There's One thing is, now we're out and fighting in eight lines. And then get to each other. Exactly. That's what you do, even if you're dressed up and with ridiculous challenges that no wants to So, there, completely without, I mean, without a single hunt, there would have been an out-and-out... nice experience for everyone in the beginning. Point hunting is the dumbest concept ever. Because no actually Not the ones do it, and not the ones who watch it. No one actually That's true, no one likes it. It's just a thing you do. Because it's thing you do. And then you we have do this thing. It's like a massacres. Social pressure. Exactly, everyone just, we have to do this. But everyone, if you ask them individually, do you to this? Would you this yourself? No. No. But it's like a manhood test and no one wants to their arm in a glove with myrrh. No. That hurts a It's true, no one wants that. No, but you have to do it. Yes, you have I know. Because you're a man. In certain cultures. There were insights about other cultures that I miss. Gloves with myrrh and rotten consumption. Right, right. How about you? Speaking of rotten things... Good transition here. On number seven we have Draka or Drake. As he said in this with the Goff Girl. Do you that was cringe? It's more cringe... Also the reactions to it. that it blew up to them. The are cringe, but I don't think... No, the thing itself was a bit like... I think they fit. I haven't overdone it. Yes, they might fit. They probably She seemed very cute. My experience has been limited to Reece. Of just that occasion. And what I the to was that he moans like a seal. He doesn't like a dog. No, it's true. He fails to scold. But then it's also just Drake, how he knows, is cringe. But he's also cringe in a good He's not cringe in nice way. I love him on that aspect. But why would she scold? Or why would she want him to scold? I don't know. Was it like some kind sex thing? I mean, everything is a sex thing. But I don't know. It's just that kind of... I don't know. Yes. A thing like The whole situation is so scripted. It's so... ...crossed. But it's today's... ...day's media. Today's reality. It's nothing for real anymore. It's God's plan. It's God's plan, Number 6. That the still... discussed in the local debate. It's so fucking cringe. It's almost like I it higher up on the It's so fucking cringe. I thinking that maybe it's time to just end this shit, so stop talking. Yeah, really, because I'm so tired of it. That's what most tired of. How can people walk around and dare to so fucking much about something that is already, half of it is already through. Yes, exactly. It's so absurd that you have that energy. to put on this. Exactly. Then you have someone, you have to have a high amount of free time. must be, I don't know which people are doing it. Obviously it must be many people. I'm so damn tired of it. It feels like you're making a corner of a mountain. Yes, a hen's garden. A hen house. Yeah, so Bigita Yen. We got her too. We got in Bigita Yen. Through corruption. But you still her in some way. Yeah, that's why you like her. She has a finger in the game. Yeah, but she has just... Sorry, I've talked about Bigita Yen again. But she has just taken this... This... This... This... This... This... This... This... She just drives on. A dream guest in the If someone has Brigitta Ed, if someone thinks they can pull in and fix Brigitta Ed here, do it. After the election, won't have much to do. Then won't have a doghouse in the pod. Then they sit there in their doghouse. No, anymore, because she won't have access to... to... what's it Saal... Saal... Saal... Saalgerska. No, that's... Saalgrenska. No, that's a hospital. But they won't have access to their summer place. Harpsund. Exactly, that's where they've built the Moving on, we continue on the political track with number 5, Marcus Allard. Yes, cringe person. But a little nice, we listened to some... He was in a pot. He just told his In the debate he played a character. A character that is an angry teenager. I think he is a very uncharismatic character to play. I would not have him myself. But he plays well. plays well. But there he sounded more reasonable. Or reasonable I not Classic lefty guy. No, I don't that all. Not a Swedish guy, absolutely not. But more... Not a hole in More that, the So he has something, But not a place the Challenge. If anyone Örebro is listening to this, don't. Don't. We don't want anyone there. Anyways. Number four. Halftime show in World final. I like I know you like it. The order on this list could have improved. I would have done it pretty quickly. Some things that I think are more cringe and some are less cringe were actually where they ended up. Halftime show in the Championship final. What was cringe was with Maradona... No, I mean and Ronaldinho. When they hung out in the ⁓ yeah. And Ronaldo was awesome. That was fun too. But was more that his own room was cringe. And then the WN-final was cringe It was the most boring game of the It was unbearably boring. And so long and so boring. The game was the best game Poor Mbappé though. But he got... He got... What's it Best player. Gold shoes or whatever it's How about Haver? Number 3. There we have the liberal's choice question. Yes, that's cringe too. That's cringe. But Martin Melin who sits in a chair. Yes, exactly. Is being shot around. It's so pure and sharp desperation. Yes. And a... Simona Moansson who laughs through situations but you that she has extreme anxiety on the inside. But you can see that it's fake laugh. Yes, and it's so steep. She must be Sweden's least genuine person. Sweden's least genuine person. What you see straight through her and nothing she says she Nothing she says she means. It's that, it's hard to look at her in all interviews and contexts. Because you can see how she... Everything she says is just false. It would have been better with Martin Mellin. Yes, because everything he says... He's just... He's just... He's just a fag. Yes, exactly. Genuinely a fag. So it's still... He doesn't just He actually in the stupidity he says. Also the whole thing with Jimmy. The flirt with Jimmy. Now they've just said, fuck you, won't support Rastafari. So everything was for nothing. It's wonderful to see. Jimmy is like, he's really just driven the liberal way. Wonderful. You shouldn't praise him too No, no. Of course. But yeah. Fuck Simona. On the Simona, comes my number two here. The show. I that was cringe. I think it was a lot of cringe in practice, almost more as concept. He bullied all the women. Like sexually harassing, if that's okay. Yes, women. He has a dark sexual power within him. Yes, he it and he takes it out on our party leaders, female party leaders in Sweden. I know that he's very dark sexually. What do That you know he Or know, but I... I don't but I know. I get No, I think it's the cringe, that part. And you're who thought it was a good idea? Who on SVT was we need this. In the Swedish election. Who gave it green light? A cringe-spurt It was like... It was... No. Was there you remember? Any answer to a question you remember? I remember that Elisabeth Hand prefers a sex Exactly, and it's good to know if it's from before. According to who? I know. According to Snussgubbar. Yes, one specific one I should remember. The who is in the pre-dance show. What is he doing under the I don't to I don't want to know. It's probably in the desk. How about the disgusting pallet? Number one. The order of of 10-2 has been a bit iffy. It can be You who are please write down in which order you would rank this. But number one is... It's a spare, it's so obvious. There we have Ro. Ro, yes. I completely forgot about that. Damn, what a shame that you reminded me. Damn, a... Summer's biggest Gippo. Yes, the whole Norwegian... Everything with Norwegian VN-team and their fans doing was cringe. But Ro really took... And now it's completely forgotten. Now everyone is thinking back it a cringe. Yes, that's the worst. The reason that the halftime show, like Loki should be number one, was the little moment of peace they pushed in. There, you sat and led. It was really a healing through the body. was such terrible cringe. So terrible cringe. I almost forgot peace. Thanks Fabian, I will think Now I have destroyed your remaining summer. But I we have to the into half. So I'm suffering less now. Sleep-free nights in front of me. Yeah, fuck. No, you Norwegians. Don't you stay in the No, with the The EU is shit in the EU, but... The EU. Don't you stay in the because I can't take it anymore. Nose-stabbing on Haaland. No, I like though. I don't know. I think... He's not that fucking funny. I heard that too. If a girl had put out... This is a woman's perspective on it all the Sven comes up woman's perspective on Harlan. No, but if a girl had behaved exactly like someone else, or a woman, had written these things on Instagram and just been like that on Snapchat... I actually don't what he has written or said. Yeah, but like, he has just commented everywhere and just... Yes, I'm here, blah blah blah. And then on Snapchat, like... Haha, kinda tired, haha. And just... Now take it back, he seems I'm here with my girlfriend and Shrek in background. If a girl had put that no one would have thought it was fun. It's just because he has penis that everyone is like... Now that you say it, I was not aware that he had put it there. I based his characterization more on his presence on the plane. But now you say it, lose a lot of respect for him because I actually to cringe. A little feminist perspective on it all. can be needed sometimes. It can be sometimes. But in a Like everything else. a But in a way. That's what feminism stands for. It's really... If someone asks you in the future, what is the description, what is... How would you describe feminism? It's pretty debated subject. You just say Men i Motta. That's so damn good. And that will the episode's... That's the title, There we it. Perfect. Write it Men i Motta. Okay, that was my list. Now it's time for my list, or my two lists. I'm excited to hear difference between your after-fork list and your bucket list. My bucket list is just three things, because I don't... I have an old bucket list. But I forgot a lot of things. But that's the rim list. Fantastic. But I just remember three things. So the first are ten things I want to as an adult. As an adult. This man is 22 years old. But that's you're 40. You can see how today's youth has been down. You see yourself as younger in older... In the 1950s, you would have been an adult when you were 17. I would have had 18. And in the middle ages, would have been an adult for a decade. You dead. Exactly. You would have been retired and dead for long Or a monk. Monk or dead. There were two alternatives. It's like, munk is like asslatch. Just brewing beer and softening But I get it, I don't know. We two munkers couldn't do that. What part? You were always for snerkes. Yeah, that's true. But luckily, there was no snerkes. No, there was something else. You couldn't go down to the No, that's true. But they brewed beer. The munkers brewed beer. Yeah, So they had like fresh... I they could just take a... They drank beer as well. Guaranteed. So that's... I think it Osnay who that Filip Hammar said. Imagine if someone... Because he was in a chapel once with bunch of monks. And then he asked if you think any of these monks have jumped off and then become the market leader on Happy Socks. I was monk before. Okay, but first things first on my list. Is this some kind of or it just stuff? No, it's just stuff. Number one, call my predecessor a child's bully for gogogaga Hitler. I mean, when my child gets bullied. It depends on the outcome. You're ready, you just throw your child into the ready to be bullied. Would you be disappointed if your child didn't get bullied? I'm disappointed, would have been relieved of But considering my gene pool. The risk is high. So the risk is high, so it So that's my starting point. But I want to be storm forward to my child's bully and just... You're fucking Gugugaga Hitler. You're the Gugugaga Hitler. That I to be say. Extremely niche joke. No one outside this room understands the joke. And not even us either. I think it's only you who understands the It's a bit beyond me too. The brain. You understand Google gaga Hitler. A little Hitler with a child. Yes, I understand that. Number 2. Develop an app with a data freak. I want to in a basement and just give him nuts and Jolt Cola and stuff. When he's coding. And what are you to with him? I'm just going to support him, give money, housework. You're emotional, financial... I'm also face the industry. I'm Steve Jobs. And he's Stephen Hacking. Yeah, that's what I Data freak. Three. Number 3, I want buy a lot of equipment for Euro Truck Simulator. Chassis and... Wheel... No, what's it Wheel. I want a big simulator. I saw someone who had built a simulator like his... in his truck, in the of the So that they like, when they were done with work, they down and drove the Euro Truck Simulator. It's almost a meta joke. Yeah, I think it was. But it's so fucking sick that it's like you were building an office at home that you sat down when you got home from work. Yeah, Yeah, then you your job. That's true. That's true. Special job. But that's I to Sorry for you. Okay, number four. I want to... and out the and blame the ⁓ That was damn good! Do you remember that grotesque... It was a fun grotesque sketch. The sketch itself is about a woman who wants to a sketch. That the world is actually controlled by men, the patriarch. It's very literal. There are men in an office who control the world. And then it in the it's on a small layer. it is... It is so. But also, part of the sketch is that the in the production studio say that no, no, it's a really bad idea. Wouldn't it much fun to it from other perspective? Instead of doing it from the perspective who smells it do it from the perspective who supervise these women and control it. And that it's a scene where there two men in a car that supervises a woman. And then it's like... the government and asked who called and he the and it funny that you don't know if it's the or the government that Yes, yes, I remember that, it was good joke. It was a more fun Ising context when you didn't explain the whole context as part of the I don't there is a Pessi2play anymore, but if you check it out. Anyways, next point. Number five, start a campaign to against and call it an antilote. I the loop-sneeze. I didn't that. It was not that fun. It was just a You can really do before you're 40. I think you should do before you're 40. Because there are high risks of white sneeze because of its health effects. Maybe within 20 years it's forbidden. Yes, right. So you might have be quick on the there. Yes. Yes, was was really weird lists. Now comes my bucket list. I want to a Barry with my Fari. Yes. I want to with my dad. Back to back. ⁓ back to back. That one is nasty. That we like, push each other and each other and let the weight of the power, like... Hold it up. Like a little juggling position against each other. Exactly. I thought you were going put on a double-dash. No. No? Okay. No. Number two. Buy beer on Ria. That one is pretty easy, I've done that. I've probably already done that. So we can push it. So one of three on your bucket list. Or no, two three. I've done too. And then number three, last one. I want to in Mississippi. Classy. Of course. I want to pee in the Mississippi River. Is that too of a Sorry. That's not it. It's quite... Since you're in that part of the world, it shouldn't be that hard. No. I don't know how to make and arrange rules. I think you can draw out snails somewhere along the same river. so too. think that's not a problem. But I don't I've any more. The big problem is not the alligators. Who bite off. It's true. Who jump up. What did you I some more. No, I've drawn these out before, but I don't remember. There's someone else I don't remember. No, I don't remember either. But yeah, that was my list. Two lists even. Yes, my two lists. Two each other's lists. My favorite was to in the office and vote for the That was really good. Thank you. Next time you hang out with the To get it filled up. At the time, I don't to hurt my wife. No. But if the situation arises, then you are prepared for Then you what it takes. I haven't even bothered to look at... on our email if someone has sent in question. Not me either. Because no one has done No. Do have on the I have it on the Okay, let's it I use it as a job. Now we'll see. No, no, no, we have This is from Alva. Nice, thanks Alva. we can blur it, I Our biggest fan. Okay, let's Hi, podrearikatet, boys. I don't know if this the right email because you don't have your email address in neither Instagram bio or pod-page. Okay, let me say something. First all, we it every episode. Good point. For the third one it pretty easy to But keep going. But I hope that's the right email address, otherwise it's a shame. I would like you to visit every election booth in Stora Torget and ask the same question to each party. Would it have fun to have a quick and fun answer from the parties and that you can draw a fun conclusion and good take from them? Maybe as a special election episode where you can... More than to give the slogan to all the political parties. To make your take on the poor free-time politicians who sit in the poor election offices day in day You may end the interview with the Or maybe your question is about what the other parties think about L leaving the parliament. NWH is a very good welcome. Good. Very good. It will happen next time. Yes, the intro song. should we have it on film? It feels a weird to up on the Rottninggatan moment. It's also on Rottninggatan. So what, do you feel like terrorist thing? No, no, no. I mean... No, no, no, no. A bit like... What's his Rushman Akila moment. No, I was thinking more about the interviews on the Rottninggatan on TikTok. To pull up with a phone in his face on some poor Swedish politician. You can rather go there and ask them. And then write down the We'll see what we do. We'll see how we it But I also thought of idea, and it's a great suggestion. We're to something fun with Partina. You, the who are here, and also Alva. If you have any specific questions, even if you want us ask Partina. Send it And we won't ask anything sexual. Alva sent a question. Yes, I that. But if we have more, we can ask one more I think she's trying to that we should ask one question. ⁓ okay. No, it won't be anything sexual. No, it won't be. It has been. We're adults for that now. But Sven, technically adults for that, but not technically adults for... What was it? I don't For your list, basically. Yes, I... That was it then. Thanks for this week, see you. Bye! And as always, Bismillah.