Poddriarkatet: We've been rollin'! ⁓ Do you an It feels like a one way conversation here. whatever it's called. And it's not my way. Because I'm with 7-Eleven. Or Carlos. Carlos 7-Eleven. That's my... Fucking hell. No. Don't worry about Send an Yeah. Like You can call us. 7-Eleven. You can call me, 7-Eleven, it's my way. If you don't, I'll to the office. No, I the How are you this week, Fabian? I'm good. I have summer vacation now. Which is nice and nice and nice. You can be soft. But problem is that the front and the back are same thing. It's just about kind of emphasis you have. The advantage of summer vacation is that you can just relax. The downside is that you can just relax. Yes, exactly. I thought you meant the summer vacation. Summer vacation sounds good, but summer vacation, do I a vacation for getting some money? I thought you were talking about the economic situation. That's what I'm about. But on a better... What do you mean? No. I mean... What's nice about summer is that you can be soft. But what's not nice about summer is that you can only be soft. Yeah, because you can't do anything else. Yeah, Yeah, yeah. Okay, now I it a little more. Because we don't have a job. I have job, but I don't any money. No, no. Yeah. One. But now I totally it. This was... We started the on a... bad foot or whatever it's But the most thing is not to start but to end it. Yes, that's Or is it? Is it? This will be a summer love special for us, you could say. A summer special. What mean? Because this is first episode for summer. So that... Yes, but we will do the rest of the summer as well. Yes, hopefully. What you Yes, but could be that I take the to Costa Rica and live there with a Costa Rican. And then... Then it with her being pissed off at me. She rum bottles at me and I came home to my mom And to me. If you are going to hitchhike in the summer, if you find an Italian girl or guy, it's both the listening to this podcast. But, or like, this for all the men out there. To all, or to all who like girls out there. Who are listening to this podcast. If you're going Tågluffa this summer and you see a really pretty girl and you're okay, I want to her up. Take the and do it. Don't think about the future, what happens next. Because you haven't lived for even, for even... You book the flight ticket home, the whole summer with this Dona in Italy and then it with you running away from her apartment with the in highest possible and she is pissed off and throws wine bottles after it. And completely furious and then you take the flight home to your mother in Täby or something and lives there. Exciting! I haven't lived my according to definition. But then you something to look forward to. You have something to look forward to and tell that story to your grandchildren. That's why you should do that. So the next beautiful Italian you see, take her number for fuck sake. It's that fucking dangerous. Good advice What are you going talk about today, Fabian? What am to about today? First I'm to a little re-connection to something I talked about in the episode. And then I'm to up two things that bit unoriginal, because we're talking about almost every episode in the whole story. Are men or Lux Maxx? It's about alcohol. Or little different perspective on alcohol. One is about early drinking and other is about late drinking. I after drinking. Oh, okay. When the backfill hits and the fogs start Not really. Or the fogs may have to appear, but the backfill is not there yet. Okay. But I'll come back to that soon. But first I want to hear what you're going talk about. I will also reconnect to previous episode. My segments. And then I'm to up a little... I have a 10-point list. Now when the is underway for so many of Sweden's youth. Have you off any points or is like, taking the in Italian is an extra point? I have knocked off all numbers except one. And it's a clothing blouse that I haven't worn yet. Oh, I thought you meant now, in the Not that I've knocked off all... What? I not... Yes, no! Yes! No, no, I mean... No, this Italian one... I don't have the time to... This is a 10-point list of things that are better in Europe than in Sweden. Oh, exciting. Among other things, the I'm kidding. Oh well. But should I get started with my first thing? I've got more information about the couple who had sex in the tunnel. the digging journalist, you could say. And with digging journalist I that I googled it and read the two other articles. Okay. And... bit scraping on the Exactly. But not digging, more like... Kratta lö... Kratta lö... Kratta lö... lö... Kratta Kratta Kratta Kratta Kratta I got some info why the got such a sentence. He had a different pretext, Attempt to steal? No, was an robbery. And then he also apparently... He got a sentence that lasted six months. But he also had early years. He to... ...a fine of prison. He did a hostile takeover or something? It seems so. And also a murder trial where he also crashed a window which caused the damage. So, in other words, if you're to sex in this tunnel... ...don't it with... A long break-in. Because the will be without money, with just bucks. You got money. Not for me. This summer I say so much. I will not be in any love tunnels this summer. can't stand it. I understand. My economy can't it. If or not, I anyone in that tunnel. But possibly we cut a company, when it's down bad. Inblåst i Kjøklaute is more reasonable this summer. It's It's awesome. But someone who also to have it awesome, and who wanted to extra money on Comtoad. That was the who then looked at the cameras. Before this... When this happened, when this had sex. Or as the now think, the one who became unfeeling, witness to the intimate moment. But was she watching a too long? No, or yes, it was on. I she her job of watching when the But... She... At least expressed a certain overreaction on this. Because says here on the that a female employee at the news station saw the whole thing through cameras and that she screamed in speaker that the would stop, but they didn't. I wonder what she screamed then. Just stop fucking And if the pair, either they didn't it, Or maybe they didn't they were with someone else. Someone else? That there was another couple who was also there. Oh, yes maybe. But I think it's your second relationship. And in one of the camera angles they up and I see both of sexes. Oh! Was it like POV? Point of view. I don't know where the camera is placed. It feels like she a lot of views. And then she how she gets an extreme panic attack. And how a colleague takes over for her and she sits on floor and cries and What? And how she then, with this in mind, tries to... get damage from pair. Oh! For the attack. So my guess is it might not be such an extreme panic attack that owned room. No. If I may guess. Yes, that sounds... If I may be little mean in my interpretation. But also, I think that if you now get extreme panic attacks. Yes. Of seeing two adults lying. Maybe you shouldn't work with looking in camera at the tunnel. Yes, exactly. Yes, I mean... You're supposed to take people's feelings into serious, intimate scenes. That's what to But in this case, no. Well, Then, however, funniest thing was almost how the accused, besides that they asked for damage and torture, was that they also... They then the for... because they haven't judged that the was directed at her which still feels pretty reasonable actually however, the also asked that the would be from Sweden but I didn't through that because he can do sex in other countries too exactly, had a love affair in other places too but they didn't think it was serious either so it's a gray zone there about how to think if you want to be in the zone. On the hand, don't to risk being But if you a good sister, I suggest you it. I just it. There are so many other good places to dip your slag on. That was disgusting. it really But why do you the most... It's probably the most camera-wary area. On the On the as Yeah. Why not choose the Hex-quas? Now I'm to clean here. I've never been to Greenland. So I don't know. That's totally okay. Thanks. My family from Liseberg was our We hung out a when I younger. Damn. It's pretty far away. It's pretty un-smart to go to Liseberg. Yes, but I had family on the west coast. So wasn't just Encom for Liseberg we were there. I thought you might think that Liseberg was so damn much better that those extra five hours were worth it. I think it's true. I Liseberg is a lot better than Grönhavn. Now I know, I've been there. But just if we start believing. Okay, I don't know either. I've been to Liseberg, I think. Two different experiences here, so we can't really meet in the That's right. What did you I forgot. Oh that there were many better places to stay on the Greenland. And that's you're standing there. I can't answer if it's not I know that Greenland was not a good experience. I can only say that at Liseberg I can't tell you about exact places that would fit for a team. But I think most of are outside Nyhäspark. You can tell about the places at Liseberg. Yes, exactly. I'm trying to where it could be. In this animal... ape house? There's no ape house in Liseberg. No, what the No, there's no animal park or some kind of terrarium. Not Liseberg. No, there's... what's it There's a university. And there they have apes. But... Ocean? Right, the that exploded in Oceania. In the water of Oceania. That's possible. In the masses. Exactly. No, it would have been if it didn't explode in the Now I don't It feels like... The nosebleeds are a problem because I'm quite childish. And I... It's also expensive. Just to find a place to stay. It's not cheap to get in on Liseberg and hang out there. So if I go to the hall and you get pick up another 1000 sheets, it even more expensive. So no, I would probably personally leave Liseberg An expensive stay. An expensive stay. But yeah. It feels like all the fun stuff, like Bergdalen and stuff, is really inappropriate. Yeah. You wouldn't even have They take a for half a minute. And then I'm to be A little snubbys at least. But... I don't know. I don't think there's anything that fits. It would been the maybe. But there's always someone who's tricking you the Who might get ungrateful. BDSM in the haunted house. It's a good way to scare people who the haunted house. You walk behind a door and then there's the most insane BDSM scene. It would have been effective if this girl who lives in Grada Lund would to Mr. Berg and go to the haunted house. Then they to see two of six and would be completely scared. No. BDSM-Hus. BDSM-Hus on Liseberg. But... I don't much... I can't spawn more than I on Liseberg. So think I'll... Move on. Move on. I was talk about two things related The first one is about early alcohol. And when I early alcohol, I early alcohol in early age. I okay. Because you might have seen, I think a it's more... Yesterday or the yesterday, when the was recorded, the moderators, that they were to to the election... to choose to lower the of the to 18. Right, I saw that now. Right, in the morning. But not for everything, but so that it works in same way as in Norway and Finland. But wasn't it just one little muff that did it? No, it's for the whole... I mean, the Moderators as But the Moderators have lost it. They agree on anything we have done. As I before, the simplicity of the man who was did not fight for this. But it made a of Whose fight is the heaviest in the Yes, that's it No, and it feels like it's obvious that it's just a of for the that the would oh I want to be sell the Yeah. So. So the whole thing with that, that we have 20 years old, it's because most 20 year olds know maybe 18 year olds at least. So then they can buy out to them. But 18 year olds know 16 year olds and that's the Everyone understands that 20 year olds buy out to 18 year olds. But that 18 year olds should buy out to 16 year olds? No, no, no. They're like children. They're children? Yes, they Yes, exactly. And if 16 year would really want to it bought out, they probably their own Yes, then there's... I a really good guy, I have his number, you can write to me since all 16 year olds. But then you him at the central station. He a big bag and you behind a corner. Then you get pretty good drink for a cheap amount of Goddrycka. Now I'm not a langer, but I can't imagine that there's any langer who has goddrycka. No. It's just some disgusting vodka from Poland. Yes, it's often Smirnoff and then it's mixed or it's ethanol instead. Methanol. Methanol. If I hope it's ethanol, otherwise it will be very boring. Yes, I'm bad at the... Ethanol is alcohol. Oh, okay. But then it's ethanol, Yes, it's ethanol. 40%. But what methanol? It's something you do... mean... Homemade. There's a risk that it's made with methanol instead. It's something you're blinded by. Yes, right. So that's question. How valuable you think the is? Yes, that's true. Some drinks are double, some drinks are not at Yes, indeed. That's it But what do we that, except for the choice of I think it's just choice of meat. Yes, I also think it's just crap. Because I actually thought the argument you gave sounded very good. Unfortunately, wasn't my argument. I saw it on a comment on Instagram. I have difficulty creating my own arguments. So I just another person. But also in 18 years, why 18 years I get to drink but buy out? It's because when you were 18 you couldn't control yourself drinking. Maybe you can't today either. But then it's adults with responsibilities who have control. Now it's too much, now you have to chill. Exactly, if you sit at home in the basement and the super-head is on a legal alcohol. Then we'll see... And as a kid, you 18 beers, then you have like, what do have? 1,000, 1,000, or something in studio equipment. It burns on two nights out. But if you could go to the and buy strong beer on the then you could drink 10 times as it's like, death of alcohol poisoning. Now I'm serious. will increase dramatically if you reduce it to 18. Dramatically? I think so. I mean, had zero control. But when people were 18, people were completely out of control at parties. Yes, the time, the smuggled split will will be the parties. Because it's only up to 22 % that you will get to Yes, is that Yes. Okay. Like in Finland and Norway. But now that I said it, I wonder what a strange arbitrary limit to Yes, why? Name one alcohol, especially perhaps a single liquor, which is 22 percent. But it's probably because they should be to drink port wine or something. think it's... It's Edvard Blom who has I think it's important for them to be culturally educated, I think. I don't know. You have to be drink your port wine to dessert. You have to be drink your Boga as You can't put it on the % limit. No, exactly. I the hot Boga challenge. Oh, damn. The dark memory. But... It tasted like a kiss. Yeah, I worse. Now I haven't had a piss. Should I admit that? I have. So if someone should know. But I actually thought it tasted like... mean, hot water. For those don't know, it's when you a hot water, 10.2 percent, and heat it. To exactly like 56 degrees or something? Yeah, very exact. I don't why it's so exact, because it tastes like piss in any case. And piss, I a takes piss. But hot piss too. And with a little aftertaste of alcohol. As if a very full person has peed in your glass. It's really like sucking out the straight out of an alcoholic. Golden shower for an alcoholic. Yes, really is. So now you get some disgusting images in your but you won't be measure the taste. No. So tips, don't hot water. If you hadn't thought of It's like sucking an alcoholic, it's like sucking a normal person. I think we should move on. Yeah, let's do that. That's so disgusting. My next thing is more after alcohol. Namely a local establishment in Uppsala. We have a before and a after. We have before and a after. And that the pink panther. Yeah. Who are not to close again, but change the name and design. Sad for them, because they did a renovation about a year ago. Yeah. It feels like they could have something this earlier. This... ...fiery studio that has been up. But... Can I also add, they are also very curious. I think it's with all this. Yeah, it's like the You feel little bit of hurt in happiness. You do. Can I Can I rage for bit? They're we're like... We're what do Stable, like power in student life. We've full youth since 80s. We're like food, culture, history, pearl in Uppsala. Bro, you have like... You have kebab rolls for 145 SEK. Crazy gentrification and it's way worse than kebab balls. On kebab balls you your kebab after one minute. Costs 120 SEK, no 140 SEK maybe. But it's worth it. And lot more food than the pan. You just take money and you use up all the youth. Really. They've gotten little better than before renovation because then they their... I mean, his kebab in paper And that wasn't very nice. No. But now, the prices are skinless. And the quality hasn't gotten much better. No. And feels like you're getting little... It feels like they're just around students who don't know better. Yes, exactly. And then you don't even the right sauce. Lately I only garlic sauce. And I... Serious demand to get both or mixed. Both or mixed? Now we have a... No, I said mixed. And then I it. I saw that he was betting on the sauce. And then he you take the red one too. And he said, this is mixed. And then it some kind of red and white sauce. But when you say mixed, it often means both in kebab language. Yes, that was the dumbest thing I've That they only have one sauce. mixed sauce. You hear it. You hear it. They don't what they're So I'm sorry Panthen. But it might be time that we admit that it's just not... You don't have a place here. And now they also have the opportunity to switch to the Panthen and become a Sirius bar. It should fit even better, considering how close they are. Palermo. Yeah, exactly. And the is also better with their business model. What? That they work black? Do you the pink panther does that? What? Don't think they do that? Maybe. A kebab-hawk that also has a package delivery. Need I say more? Need I say more? That's true. And one of them hollered at Blue and black who worked there, but he's on the blue and black. He's on Inter in Italy. I just to say. How do you this? Because I discussed it with him. It was not necessary to say, but I said like, who are the world's best players? Then I said like, Musiala and then he just laughed at me. The world's best players. It's crazy. Uhm, yeah. Down with the Pantheon. It feels like it's the only existence story in that it's close to the Palermo. Yeah, it's really the only And close to the as That's why people there. They think they're the people's servant. But they arm poor students. Now we're to talk about students as if they're... It's not like the students are... But it's also alcohol mixed in and then it becomes directly ethical problematic. they have nothing, can not, their decision making is diminished. Yes, but what then? So you think that filler shag should be illegal? it's ethical problematic? You know what, Fabian? It's probably best for public health. I think so. Then people will just be First of will be mad. No one will be to to work the next day because they can't eat their kebab rolls. So think that's worse for economy. It's better for the economy because first you will consume, you will buy a kebab roll. I was just about say I mums on it, but I don't I pay lot. I don't how much that mums actually goes to the state. And then will be to get up to work and be to work or study. which is more productive in society. So it's like... It's Okay, we can instead come to the basic problem and ban alcohol in its entirety. But then we no reason to work. What are going to the money if we don't get to go out work for them? Right, everyone will lying on the couch depressed. Exactly. But there should be some of filler check, I that is... What a common fucking sausage moj. They that everywhere outside Uppsala, feel like. Yeah, well, now Nyrbrogrilla down. Right. Why is it that? Because there a fucking muggle damage. Right. Maybe fair enough. But... But... It was also very off. But it It at the Aha. Yes. Yes, no, yes. Sorry, I mixed it up with the other one. Johanna's grill? No, another grill. Yeah, it's true. It really wasn't off at all. Damn, that slow. I you just to have... But they're like kebab too. Yeah, exactly. But you a sausage stand. And now I'm not to be sexual. You want a small hatch, or a box. The with the box Yeah, feels like he's been poisoned. That wouldn't have flown into Sweden today. But no, no. You should listen to Ove Törnqvist's There a sausage guy out on Fyrs Torg. He painted the black because he had sore throat and a box on stomach. He painted the black because they prevented sausage sales from being in Because it was unhygienic. The food industry. Yes, that's very reasonable. I don't so. But then, you have a box. Would you like buy a sausage that has... It might not even be heated from the beginning. But then it's not heated anymore. So, cooking... Yeah, now with today's technology, then it's probably a box with... It's probably a sausage tray. It's not a wooden box. I don't think they had back either. In some way, had to heat up sausages too. Yeah, but with a box. Yeah, but it was some of function, think. I mean, what? It was probably a... For the end of the that had some kind of heat function on it. Heat shield on the stomach. And then with today's technology, I it's much more hygienic than like Dr. Falafel. How often do they their floor? No, I think they have Falafel on floor. No, no. But I understand what you mean. Yes, but they have it a fryer that hasn't been since 1982. Yeah, mean, yeah, food hygiene and fast food might not work hand in hand all the time. No. not in Uppsala. But, and I agree. More sausages, less pancakes. Yes, and if I become the next politician... The next politician. party independent. ⁓ Then I will, or like, civil disobedience, next exit, then will put a box on my And then I give out sausages to all full students for reasonable price. So those who do sneer that they are full will be to food poisoning the day after. Yes, I know. I'm pretty hygienic. No, know what? What should come now, maybe we should go on, really, but IKEA, they have sausages for three crowns. Check it out now. Right now? No, no. It should be permanent. Permanent? Permanent. They change it. What have started buying in, like, German... I don't it's probably Danish meat or something. But IKEA in the of they now a small food cart for the food, because IKEA is under renovation. Set the food cart in the of Uppsala. I promise you, you will be to print like... 100,000 baskets in one night, That's fucking true. Imagine instead of buying a kebab roll for 130 SEK, could buy it for 40 times more. Exactly. That's really smart. Tips for Ikea or anyone comes first. Go stand at Filis Torg. Tips for Ingvar Kamprad. Tips Ingvar Kamprad. Leave the Nazi party. Tips for Imva Kamprad, get up from the dead. No, he deserved to die. He was a Nazi. If you didn't know that, Imva Kamprad was a Nazi. He was actually. So think about that when you buy furniture and floor. Yes. Yes. You Sven? You had something to talk about as Yes, first I wanted to quickly comment... Sorry, the mic is little wrong. First I wanted to quickly comment on last week's episode. I talked about how Wokeism is gone and how this scandal with Axxing has entered the Swedish And now... has been announced that a certain little nazi-puss, sorry, you're in right for this, will be joining STF. STF? No, STF, I'm wrong, it's the Tourist Association. It would have been worse. It would have fun if he there. Maybe he can get of this right-wing extremism up in the But I mean IFS, immigrants for Swedes. He will sit in the And this is a man who has openly been hater. And... Nicolina then? Nicolina. And... So I just to... This is just to reaffirm my argument. Or my social picture. Yes, when I saw that too. And I almost little puffy when I read that rubric. Because it's just... Now they lost it completely. It's completely insane. It's completely fucking crazy. Because it's one thing to, like, yeah, everything else, everything stupid, something else that SUD has done. And to have questionable documentaries, and stuff. But to, like, a comedy show, let in a right-wing debater, a nazi, and let him keep the It's crazy that through a platform on state television. Yeah, it's surprising if he does something like Breivik and just stands up and moans in the of the show. That's what I wanted to say. It's just insane. Another insane thing that's this week regarding politics is that Muff has... North Korean style, faked that Ulf Kristersson was in Marathon. And put a sick Marathon time on 309 on him. Without him even running the Marathon. They then have of his best result time on the and put it to Marathon. That's a very interesting way to do it. Yes, it's bit like when North Korea faked Kim Jong Un's golf lap with 38. 38 under. And that he did 5 holding ones. Also, it's important to that according to North Korean media, first golfing round in his life. He didn't that. Okay, now I want move on to my second segment. You just to drop that it was sick. With Uffjesson. It didn't to be commented that much, No, that's true. Muff have already talked about them this time. And they are heard enough as it is. Really, really. They are desperate now. Muff are embarrassing in normal cases. But now they are ... You almost feel sorry for them, because they are so embarrassing. They desperate, trying to people. As you can see, we are a left-wing pod in Uppsala. Is that a left-wing? I don't know. No, not. We are not a right-wing. And that's very left-wing. There are billions of them. But now, from something else to something else. Summer has come. With bravure. I've in lot of rain as well, especially today. And... Why do I want to comment on this? Well, because... Now many of our listeners might be out in Europe this summer. And train-blown. And both Fabian and have train-blown. Together. Together. And you did it me. I did it without you. And it's a way to build memories. Sorry, it's a way to build memories. It's a way to build relationships that will crash. Not ours. What did Not ours. No, but... No. You mean more randos. More randos. It ends with a crazy Italian aftershave who throws a wine bottle at you. Right. And then I also say that with all this right-wing politics that is in Sweden, he now to out for Europe. and see what are the advantages of Europe. What Europe better at than Sweden? You have buy a Sprite when you're 18. Yes, exactly. That's what I'm into. He just it home ground, but when you have to abroad it's totally okay. Yes, it feels like it's And then I also to say that I read an article in DN, which was about a Swedish man who really wanted to start... carry speedos. And when you hear speedos in Sweden, and if see someone in speedos, then it's a direct fear. Then you German. You think German. You think like, God, how much skin. I mean, you would never dare to carry speedos in Sweden. But if you go to a nudist beach in LA, not a nudist beach. nudist beach. if you see someone in speedos on a nudist beach, you're more likely to be like, the It has something to hide. But if you go to a cool queer beach in LA. There you see... A cool queer beach in LA. There will see handsome men with speedos and a Running around. Is it something you miss in Sweden? It is something you miss in Sweden. is. Here we are to so proper and... ...legal. Yes, but... We are an extreme country. are extremely conservative country when it comes to showing skin, now more. I mean, everywhere in Europe and in cool places in Italy. There they show a lot of skin and it's like, totally okay. But it's really like, ten centimeters of on men that is Yes. And we would like to see Yes, yes. Absolutely. I don't have any extreme need to see it personally. And I'm probably not to show it myself either. But I think if you feel like carrying speedos now... It's a freedom to carry speedos. It is, you can't just there. It's a freedom, absolutely. But the question is if it doesn't happen at the second cost. But I think we're too sexy in Sweden. We have to care about our sexiness. Do you But can also... Yeah, I guess. I don't want to like some boring guy now. yeah. damn, at time it's a little... I speedo-ish. It's a little... I think it's just a nice thing. I think... Then I of freedom. Yeah. I think of... that will be difficult to avoid seeing the contours. Yeah, but that's not wrong. You might not want to. I know. You might not want see a man's organs contours every time you go to the It's just a snap. It's completely normal. It's completely natural. Yes, it's natural, it's normal. The video might be natural, but not normal. Okay. Ehm... So this is ten things that are better on the One, speed house. One, acceptance of speed house. I agree that acceptance is good. But think you should avoid speed house if you really really really have the body for speed house. Go ahead. But feels like my... Ehm... What's it Body. Prejudice. That many... Maybe not necessarily have it. And that's f***, you shouldn't have... You should also accept that of course. I don't think only men with a cock-wings can have speedos, but... Yeah. We're different. Okay, now I whatever. No, but now you're right. Dare to... Or... Dare to allow men to have speedos. Then I would think twice before I have speedos. If I were a man. I leave it there. Number two. Bigger acceptance towards smokers. Since it's more useful to smoke cig in Europe. What do you When you sit down a table in Europe and you that whistle after the In way it feels more useful. In it's so cracky and smoking. You see as a pun. But is little pun to smoke. It is. It's not in Europe. But there everyone has lung cancer at 15. It doesn't like it. It feels like they survive longer with more CIG in the Yes, is it? The have it. It's like the Mediterranean diet. ⁓ And then there's the risk of lung cancer and a sick. But it's it feels, it's a little leaky to be smoker. It's it's thing with cigarettes, they're very paradoxical. Because it's a little sexy to smoke. But it's really bad to be smoker. Do you what I mean? Yes, I get what you mean. So having a cigarette once in while for a nice wine bar. Absolutely. Sexy. And we can't do that here in Sweden. No, that's true. that's also because it means that you get... It's because you also want... It's very unsexy to the who out and a smoke break in the next to job every once in while. Yes, that's Sweden. Yes, that's the But you mean in the Alps, there's a serviceman running in the leather jacket and so fast... you've ordered and they throw it out with an ashtray. It's of course, you should have your little zigg on the table. Yes, but also that, I have, we have in this country managed to eliminate, now is actually no generation that has started smoking more, but we have managed to eliminate smoking quite a lot in Sweden, thanks to the snus, to a extent. And snus is also, but I think that snus is starting to little messy too, you know what I No, I don't it. New spanning here. But it's like, it's bit normalized. It's a bit of a... And now I feel like when I see a can, it also like... It feels like... It's a bit... Something children do. What do mean? It's like a vape. I mean, Vitznus is a bit like vape. Vitznus, yes. Absolutely. Brunsnus is a bit different. But Vitznus feels a bit like... It's something like... It's like Vapes, something like 15 year olds do. And then it little uncool. And I that's good. Because then means that children don't use it. But oh well. I agree that smoking in Europe is cool. But it gets little messy in the run. Number three. Better finished sandwiches at the food stores. Fried chicken and mayonnaise. This was... Fabian were in the check-in. And every breakfast consisted of, for my part, of a red bun. Sugar-free of course. I'm drooling. And a long sandwich, where they had, in very elegant and placed the mayonnaise in the and then just pressed it with fried chicken. We don't in Sweden. Here it's always some fucking Italian salami with mozzarella, blah blah blah. And then costs like 170 SEK. Or should be like some chicken sandwich when you get search with like a loop after those chicken pieces. Exactly, yes. I just my fried chicken with mayonnaise. That's it. And some carbs. Then I've seen it day. And a zig on it. This is when I'm out in Europe. We can move on. I do that. I just to say that. Okay, move on to the food topic. Number four. Tastier mayonnaise. Pommes mit mayo sounds impersonal, but in Europe, mayo is a sauce. I mean, the mayonnaise in... I think it was in Slovenia. I like a damn good mayonnaise. And also in Germany, so... Pommes with mayo in Sweden, it sounds really like... White, like... Or... I don't Boring. But there, it's like... It tastes like lot eggs. It tastes sour. It's like a whole new sauce. Yes, but it feels like the Pommes culture is very different in Sweden than it in Europe. Yes, really Because Pommes culture in Europe is that you go to a street kitchen and get your Pommes... Drängt in Mayo. Exactly. But in Sweden, it's like a Pommes talek in Germany. It's a Drängt in Mayo or ketchup. And it's so fluffy. And you just press it with a fork. It's less fatty. Exactly. But in Sweden, we have the dip culture when it comes to the Pommes. And Pommes talek is much more of a bar dish than sitting and just having a good And then it's like... Lilla ketchupburken brede liksom. Ja, precis. Eller bean. Ja, det är något som bra Där har vi något som är bättre med Sverige. Bean till pommesstarrickan. Däremot så skulle jag inte vilja ha en pommesstarrick drängt i bea. Nej. Men en beapump hade man precis. ⁓ Men däremot så skulle jag påstå att det där stämmer i vissa delar av Europa. Men typ i andra stycken sås en underskattades något grovt. Jag tänker på Österrike. They damn bad at sauce. A whole average cell and pretty fat main pommes. And little, little, click of on it. It was like... I know, the last time I was in Austria, the only I got was the lemon. And then I to ask the about the mayo. And he just in, yeah, leave a check. And then he never came back. And then, how is it with that mayo? It was impossible to get a of some... Saucer, It's crazy that you, at a restaurant, especially if you've served a certain type of don't even have mayo. No, it's like, I don't get it. Don't it feels like Spain, all Austrians are suffering from dry Because they don't any sauce. No, it's like, it's probably the problem with Austria. Yeah. sauce-fabricated country. Really. Yeah. But yeah. That's their culture, I guess. Number five. acceptance of needs of people. Free toilets and more public. And greater acceptance of the needs of the public. For example in Berlin, I a who think had a hair cut. Who pulled down his and... and set their needs right in front of everyone. I have to say this, I was with you in the I really agree that public toilets are something we miss a lot in Sweden. It's actually crazy. You're lucky if you find public toilets at a central station or a gallery. It costs 15. And always costs money. Uppsala Central Station, 15 SEK for a little kiss. just so they can have their bird's It's damn It's crazy. I think you should have Bayamairu on the all year round. And then you can get a bird's nest because you pee outdoors in public. Yes, it's because we don't have any fucking toilets. Exactly. I agree. And it's one thing if you... To pee in some of bush, in a park at 3 o'clock when no is out. You shouldn't be afraid of However, to sit and put a cable on the street in daylight, you should actually be in prison. The has no law. The need has a law. The need has a law. And that you're on whores is not an excuse. No. I'm sorry. But that also happens only in Berlin. And I think that Berlin is a leek in the It's a fucking lousy city. You appreciated it the first time, but now it just feels lousy. The is, Berlin, I've never traveled outside Europe. So that's what my experience with. This is actually a bit problematic, but the dirtiest city I've ever in my life is Berlin. It really It was just crap. And clots everywhere. And overgrown. It's like they don't care about a city. It's funny too, fun fact. Or fun for those who know the but not fun for those who live in Berlin. But Berlin is... It's the area, it's like... What should I say? The state, I don't know if it's the state, but it's like a province, All-Minister-type region. Yes, in Germany. is Germany's, where Berlin is located, is Germany's region. Which is the only country in the world, or at least in Europe, where the capital is the poorest in country. That says a lot. And it's visible. With that said, good beans. That weighs up in terms of everything bad. I love that they have swords and just rip off the beans. They know their beans, but they don't know their ... their soup sorting. Or their... They have a different problem. Okay, next. Number six. Bigger acceptance towards animals. The are released. Prague, you Yes, I'm thinking about Prague, mainly. When you walked around in Prague, the dogs weren't in a relationship. They were free, they were happy. They ran around and sniffed on anyone. And they would... Yeah, was just more acceptance. It worked in Prague, because in Prague, I think I've seen a country with such high density of dogs per capita. ⁓ But also so well-trained dogs. Yeah, really. All the dogs there were extremely well-trained. And the dogs that didn't exist in Coppell were also very... They were... ⁓ They didn't run around and scream. I remember when were that park. think could count, just looking around, at given moment, you could count ten plus dogs inside your field. Insane amounts of And almost same amount of But they were also very well-mannered. I don't think we have the same culture. when comes to the breeding of dogs in Sweden. Sweden, you choose a couple rather than... You choose the easy way out. And Sweden, feels like we're a bit too... It feels like the dog owners are a too... A bit too lame. They're a bit too... They don't about it and they're like, oh, it's just my cute dog. And it's also that most dog owners... It's just that they like to control over something. That's the dark truth. There are two sides Some do just for a form of control. And that's terrible. For the of course. And for others in their area. And then you shouldn't be a dog owner. They like to feel the power of holding someone in a cup. It's terrible. But in Europe it works differently, there you dogs for love. Now I you like, over a can in Europe. think there are many countries in Europe where dogs are a big problem. Especially when you let go dogs. Not what I've seen anyway. But I think it's totally okay with dogs. not just for people, it's for everyone. But cities are for people. They were by humans. They are actually... If we now destroy nature to build cities, think the animals should get their place. I agree. Dogs as dogs as... But dogs are also for... Positively for humans. here me out. Dogs are for humans... Dogs don't exist in nature. People have artificially because we have dogs. And that's very problematic. It's problematic in many cases when dogs have been... ...created to not be to naturally. And that's really bad. But some dogs are normal, and well-functioning animals. But... But as I said, it's also responsibility. People have take care of them, so they have to create. Now, I have to move on. Yes, move on. Okay. Number seven. Bigger acceptance towards children with Children can it themselves. You could see hordes of children outside parents, around. For example in the There were so many children who just walked around on their own. I think there is freedom. You feel better as a child. I think it's good that children get hang out and explore and test their boundaries. In Sweden today we have a problem with children who are rejected by gang criminals and shoot us. and blow up the So we have the opposite. We should have more control over our kids. Yeah, but... It's just different in Europe. It is different Europe. Sweden is extreme example. Bigger... No. Lower prices on the super fresh apricot soda. Tastes better down there. For me, Spritz is the most overrated drink ever. No, not when you're in the in Tres in Italy and just enjoy the surroundings. Then it's such damn fresh drink. Oh my god, so fresh. Hugo Spritz is definitely just a better version of it. What that? It's the same thing, but with like... Perron? Well, it's like a mint or something. And it's not as bad. I don't know exactly what it's but it's good. Then I that Aperol Spritz is good, as you say, down in Europe in the But it would have been as good with a cold beer. I will defend Aperol Spritz until Daniel drinks a beer. Yes, but one Aperol Spritz is much. So about a... Number 9. Cuter police cars, often smaller and have cuter sound and more discant. Does not directly to big brothers awake eyes. In Sweden we the big Volvo's that just... We have mainly Volkswagen think. It's like, oh shit, now police are Fuck, they can drive like hell. But in Europe, when you see a police car, you look at bit and you're like, oh, how cute. You almost want to out and clap the police car. They're so cute. And I don't they're just so fucking cute down there. Yes, I agree. Then I also when you down in Lund that all the police were so cute. They looked like Klingon Klang. They wearing blue shirts and slippers. They didn't like the old classic police. I don't think people should start living in fear. I didn't say in fear, I didn't say in I said in Because if you have cute police cars, that's one thing I agree It would have been really nice. And And it felt more like this cozy, small city feeling. But at time, the police also a function. Yes, and I can understand that they may get less complex police in Europe because they drive such cute cars. So then maybe they take even more over violence. That's right. It's also an effect. The police Sweden may already have the... the respect from the They don't to the extra mile. But in Europe, need to get respect on the other side. By banging the sacks on the Exactly. And in Europe, also... They might have another... You go out and clap and that's When you're wandering, you can... to driving 180 on a 30-way Yes, exactly. It's another cultural heritage. But, remember all the young people, the to clap a police car. If you go ahead and clap a police car like that, Slovakia, then I think they'll be as cute anymore. But then it's just saying sorry in English, but then they'll leave. Yes, that's true. They can't speak English. They can't speak English. I'm getting stoned. I remember there an or police car in Slovakia that sounded like a clown car. Yes, I remember. It sounded an ambulance that sounded broken. It sounded insane. And also, tips, don't plank. Especially in Slovakia. Because there they have gangs that go around and check if you have bought tickets or not. I was with them when I younger. They also had some really tough boys. Like in hoodies. Like in jackets and flint. Who were ready to beat you down if you had plank. They have outsourced the ticket control to criminal gangs. It's very effective. Yes, it's not like... The control room in Sweden is worse. Especially since you get paid three hunkas and you're free. Here it's like paying 800 SEK or we'll keep you on the Yeah, that's true. Fuck. Should I take the tenth and the last one? Go! Number ten, better air conditioning. But that's also really a climate... adaptation. Yes, but it will need Sweden Sweden too now. But air conditioning is really bad. No, but what I've been about is in Austria, above all, where they have wonderful machines that spread out a mist. Ah, water supply, cold water supply. That's true. And that really takes down temperature a lot. That's good. That's good. I, the other hand, that air conditioning in the classic That's not AC. That's really bad. I can't remember word. Because AC is like a refrigerator. The temperature doesn't just To lower the temperature indoors, use energy that leads to increasing temperature outdoors. So it's very inefficient and bad. So it's to think before you build the How it should be smooth and nice. And then... We also have better isolation. We do. I remember my friend, he has an English grandfather something. He used to one glass in the in England. And he used to wake up with frost in his cheek in winter. I was at my friend's Scotland in May or April. And damn. You sleep with jacket on. I had the to sleep with a warm blanket, so I well in Kalminga. What was that, an aluminum blanket? Yes, or some kind of warm blanket, know. With electricity or whatever. But my parents slept with jacket on and cold anyway. In Sweden, have weather adjustments in our houses. I think we have done better than many other countries. I can't with you. But that was everything. That was everything. But I'm to repeat what we the beginning of the Use our fucking mail. Send in questions. Do it. It feels like you want to some... It should be some dialogue. I don't just want to talk to this guy. It feels like we're just throwing a ball in the and it never back. Like the plank... is just a compliment. indeed. So, write to our email at poddryakatet snabla gmail.com. Nice. There you go. Write there. Write something fun or boring, we'll see you the next pod. Until then, have a nice... Have a nice day. Yes, have fun this summer. Enjoy. Bye! you