Jason: Previously on Deep Six. Pause please. Waiting waiting music. you wonder where I go when I die Underneath the surface I hear voices Trying to get to heaven, but it's all hell And every day I wake up I still wonder if I'm dead or alive Six feet deep, deep six Sitting in the middle of heaven and hell so what you have for your for your initiative, Kami? I got seven. Seven. Yes. What did you have, City? Six. Ruby D. Eight. Jake, you know what it seemed like an iPhone though. Matt. This cat is when she gives away Kissy. Well. I think it's going first. I think it's going first and second and turn. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's taking four turns before we even do anything. And I put a waste daddy, didn't I? So damn. I mean that's a fucking manodrome. Well how Have you put Daddy away? We discussed it. no, Daddy's definitely not away yet. Yeah, we discussed you were gonna have to put him away if we got any boats. But we've not got in the boat yet because I just went Yeah. my god. Because Sten is summoned an evil s sneak job. It's pretty if you think about this. My dogs are not far from that. Okay, you can take them on, it's fine. I mean there's there's another form of construct. Yeah. There are other ways they there's other ones that take other forms. But they're pretty cool. Like they're from a very weird part of D and D, so I'm quite excited to see one. Yeah. They're not your typical beastie. Killable. Typical beastie. Killable. Well the fact that only one of them woke up. Yeah. If there was more different distinct. But one of them killable. Alright, yeah. Okay. So you guys are tipping the boats out about here. Yeah. We'll just put we'll say roughly there. If more wake up we'll have to have a discussion. dear. Sending you tip the boat out, so I'll say you're there. Okay. Alright, so yeah, it is gonna go first and because you are the closest and because you tipped it out, it is going to go for you. and it does have you can see now that it does have the dagger wielding in his hand, but it also has a javelin kind of Yeah. It's it almost looks like an olive on a toothpick. Like like it's like like it's like he is his own sheath. Yeah. So so like the javelin goes through himself. Yeah, and yeah, right. I their both has a floating basketball eye. I like they're not very big. Or this one's gone anyway. So it's like through its back third. Like it's almost like its own backpack. Yeah. Okay. So it is going to just kind of flying around and kind of speaking in It's own kind of almost digital language, right? which you know to be modern. Okay. Modern has to be modern. Okay. Does but yeah. But but does Ruby speak modern? No. Okay. All right. You're so weird. And again, you chose us. We love you. Okay. I speak modern. But doesn't really griffin. Yeah, so it's not it's it's just going to come at you with with with with with the dagger. Nope. just kind of fly across to you. And you see fourteen for me. Does not make purchase. Ha ha Swat. And that's the end of his videoscope. It's just kind of coming at you like quickly, Ruby, do do do your do your marjon. It's got like a little four stroke powder on it. And then like Yeah, his face is still the side doesn't let me. I always think of like the little you know like Like the tiny evil transformers from the more recent films. It's little gremlins. Yeah. Alright. yep. So you gotta see this thing kick over and attack Stenny. it's not going to be able to make purchase, but it is going to Reach down and wake up his buddy. Listen, I said we hit that number of blocks. Yeah. So he's gonna reach down and tap on You notice in the pal they're all different shapes, but there are two of these cubed ones. Mm-hmm. And one of the cubed ones looks very beat up. even more so than all the rest of it. It doesn't go for that one. It goes for the one that seems to be kind of roughly the same condition that it's in. so it kind of taps on the top of it and you see two eyes open and this cube kind of Top of it kind of swivels up a little bit so that it almost has has has has like a waist now. Like it's like two halves of a cube separated by the looks like spindles of a bolt so that it can turn at the waist. Two arms, two legs. again, armed with a javelin. Just the javelin. Just the javelin. but again has it hasn't pulled the javelin. Just just has his fists at at the moment. And yeah. He's literally just sitting there kind of kind of bobbing like a boxer mic. Okay. And he is going to enter They turn to each other. Sounds like a nineteen eighties printer. Like I do because it's what they do. Dialogue. Dialogue, yeah. Yeah. my age the other way by not knowing what dialogue sounds like. You don't know what dialogue sounds like. I do, but only from the T V. God. And the youngest, and the youngest. Bless you, summer child. You'd not remember the pain of being on the internet, and then your mom would pick up the phone and the internet would stop. That's true. That's entirely how it works. Yep. Halfway through Cindy Crawford. It's fucking terrible. Eleven hours down the goddamn drain. Line by line. Try again tomorrow. Alright. Cindy no. Cindy no Okay, Yeah, so that takes us to Ruby. I'm just gonna smash the original one with my fang. Yeah. Ruby way more aggressive with the weapons like you do. Are you gonna throw it though? Are you gonna like actually bap it? I'm gonna throw it. Okay, cool. I don't know, maybe I should bap it. I think I'll bap Yeah, I'll bap it. Cause like you're gonna use it like a fly for. Yeah. These figures don't make any sort of That's okay. I'm just doing it to differentiate who's who. Uh-huh. Is the other one a duodrone or something? this one is a duo drone. Because it's got two eyes. Mm-hmm. Two duo means two. Duo lingo. Thanks, Miss Rachel. Thank you, Miss Rachel. You should start, Miss Ruby. Red orange. okay. So so what are you doing? You're attacking the first one? Yes, I'm gonna smash her with my fan just over the head. Which the duodrone or the monodrone? Mono drone. Okay. Mono bitch. Surprisingly cruel. Mono bitch! Jesus Christ, listen, I've got PMS. Go for it. do I add anything onto this? Decks. Decks. Nine. Total? Yeah. but are you still mounted? I'm still mounted, yeah. So Daddy would also have an attack if you want to roll for his bite attack. Yeah. Come on then daddy. Ooh, he got six. Does he have anything out? This is well. No. It's flat roll. What the fuck happened there? We just psych It's like you went to throw it and then just went no. Tower of the monodrone is now focused on you two like There's our sound bites for this video. Forty minutes of just brings us to I suppose that. I think I'm going to if I can Do you have any weapons left? Yes I do. I have my short bow. and I have It's the first one of us for ranged weapon. no, you've you're I've got a bonus action of Well with with it With it focused more on having tried to attack Stenny and now looking at Ruby and Daddy. I have a both section of steady aim. Right. Okay. I think I think the mono drone is more dangerous considering it's tried to attack and is fully awake and has a dagger drawn. So I will train my bow onto the mono drone. Alright. but just So does that give you advantage on the shot or it gives me Okay, you give yourself adma advantage on your next attack roll on the current turn. Yep. Provided that you haven't moved this turn. After you use it, your speed is zero until the end of the turn. Which So it's on your next turn that you get it? Or is it on this one? No, on on current turn. Okay. So five thirteen. And was that plus deck? That's that hits? roll damage? Roll damage. one D six plus anything? Three. Plus three piercing. Yeah. Three plus three six piercing damage. Okay. yeah, so you guys are are sitting there, you know, kind of squared up on these two Constructs and either of you who are looking at the monodrome, just watch as this this arrow pierces its single eye and you just see it just kind of short out and then the whole thing just falls to dust. Damn! Damn it. Your arrow just climbed versus the ground. And Stanley, you would at that point remember as well. that the reason why these things are so rare to see is that one they are ancient. Yeah. And two, they take a high level of magic to to to create. A a very strong artificer or magic user would would you know need to be able to construct these things if they are of any quality at all. Yeah. and they are built for a variety of different purposes. Some are built as workers, some are built, you know, to to obvio obviously these are meant to be, you know, for for defense. and but again, you know, the reason why there are none of them around is that they disintegrate upon being defeated. Yeah. Death by Delph. Death by Delph. Alright, so the monodrone is out of there. This is the duodrone. But it's Stanny's turn first. Yeah. So I which one was these was the monodrone this one? the pink one. Yeah, that's I'm right here beside the do it one as well. Yeah. Yeah. So okay, cool. Yeah. I'm gonna take my my wee hand axe and I'm gonna have a go at it. So you're gonna cross over? Yeah. Alright. And just gonna take out the the that doesn't count. I'm gonna take out my the hand axe and I'm just gonna pop on the head with it. Okay, that I got. I got for fuck's sake. Never from the front. Well, I got I got a got a f got a three. Three is not gonna do it against the duodrone. No. Didn't think didn't think didn't think it was. Maybe there's a body of water I can fucking throw it into. I mean there certainly is. What weapon you got your pickaxe on your This is just a it's just counts as a hand axe. So we thing. slightly dull hand axe as he 'cause he beat it against some sp nearly stone branches to get into the place. okay Yeah, okay, right, okay. So I have that clipped, that's fine. So I say yeah, I take a swing at this thing and I like I fucking whiff and I smash like right into the ground beside him and I'm just completely pissed about it. Like absolutely furious. but I'm not going to I'm not c I can do my bonus actions. Do crack an enter wave. No more cards. Just a quick question. At the where it's got the weapons, where it's got like the hit and then has all the pluses for each one, what did they do? Sorry again. So like here you've got like Yeah it's obviously your damage, but what are these? Right. So so so that's plus seven to hit. Right? So like so like if you wanted to Use your dagger, it'd be a plus seven to whatever you rolled. Right, okay. yeah, yeah. Like I have a yeah, sorry, I yeah, I've that's the advan like the only thing is when you rolled a one, so like earlier you actually rolled an eight when you rolled a one with that dagger. But because it's a natural one, it's a yeah. It still has the effect. Negates it, yeah. Same thing with in my book, when you roll a twenty, it doesn't matter whether you can mathematically reach the point number that you need or not, it's a crit. Right. So it's twenty 'cause it's a natural. So you would double the damage. Yeah, yeah, I'm anyway. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm I I'm I'm just pinced I can't do very much else than that. I don't really need to use my bonus action or anything like that. So I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. You just sit here and look pretty. Yeah. You just yeah, I'm fuming. I haven't entered raid, but I'm fuming. Alright. So yeah, don't watch out for that. So this guy, because you attacked it with a weapon, it is going to pull the javelin. And make two attacks. great. Cool. Who's who's closest to it? You gotta go for me. armor class? Fourteen. First is a hit, second is a hit. So it's gonna be Stab the fuck out of me. Four six points of piercing damage. Totally. This was if this was Mac, he'd be dead. He'd have clapped it to death. Yeah, but no, he would have just crushed it. Yeah, like a like it just like a flood. It's like it's like every single one of Max attacks are like claps and then Magdas are like, I will unleash the fucking essential elements of of nature and I will destroy everything. Fucking hell. She prefers her calendar to hide I Definitely. Yeah. Okay. says back to one, but he's not here. Ruby. Okay. help me Ruby. wait, I forgot. bonus action is gonna reach down and tap on the next one. So we really need to take them all out. Yeah, we do by the looks of things. Is going to fall in line. For for absolutely. Cool. That one comes. Alright, so Ruby you now have one that looks like a brick and this new one looks like when it fell out of the boat it was kind of upside down. So it looks essentially like like a small pyramid. but it kind of flops over to one side and then probably five to six legs come out of the bottom of it? hell nah. everything in multiples of three. So it has three eyes, six legs, three arms. And each arm is holding a spear. Or a jet. An ancient penis straw. Well I have two. More than kinds penis. So maybe I'll go for the The triple nipple thing over there. The triple nipple. Okay. Where do you get nipple from? I mean if you look hard on. Okay. Keep them going. So Right guys. It's opened this one, we'll say it comes over here. So Ruby, you're gonna go are you still with the dog? I am still with the dog. Okay. Double attack. I'm gonna take my little dagger out and try and stab it in one of its eyes. it's very specific. I think you probably have to dismount to to use a dagger because you have to get close enough. You know what I'm saying? Throw it. I could throw it. Yeah, you could throw it. I don't know, I mean You could occupy the same space on a dog like like sure. If you'd if you'd rather just swipe at it, I'd I'd say I'd allow that. Okay. I'll do that. Okay. Alright. So roll to see if hit it. Nice. I got an eighteen plus decks of two. Ooh. Six plus two is eight. Okay. Good stuff. All right, so you meant it like these The metals that these constructs are made of, like like they're almost like, you know, golds and silvers. I like these are these are soft metals to be able to you know to to conduct electricity or or the whatever arcane force is keeping them powered up, you know, they're not terribly difficult to cleave through, right? You get the feeling that the danger with these creatures is in their numbers, right? So the more of them there are, you know, the more difficult th then they would be to to take care of. so I mean you you do make purchase and put a huge gash down the front of this thing. And it's not happy with you. It's kind of sparking off to one side. but it is still upright. Okay. Now I'm gonna get daddy to jump and smash the little bitch with his teeth. Okay. All right. So that's a natural one. So nothing. Were you mounted at that point? So no, the little bunny boobies arrive. So you just fall off the pattern. That he loses his his attack. No. Roll of dexterity safe. Is that D trade? Yeah. yeah. With your with your dexteries are on the left there. Six. Yeah. so you also fall prone. shit. a little bunny baby. If I'd back. Yep. okay. Camera to you. Yeah. Hmm. That just started so good. Everything. Well, y yeah, I'm I'm I'm trying to work out if I can get both in one, but let's let's not get greedy. come down there like a list. Yeah, let's let's just go get again, so I'll use that steady aim where I get to roll attack with advantage. Nice. And I can't move. I need to get up a weapon. I'm still Yeah, I'm still keeping my distance, so hopefully with my zero speed it won't attack me. okay, yeah, well then that Nine. So nine plus three on short bowl which was plus six. On which one? On the damaged one. The triangular one. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like three turns on a four. Yeah, it seems more dangerous. Yeah. Okay. what was the total? So n eighteen. yeah, hits. So what's so what's the damage? Damage turn turn what is that? Yeah, one ninety six two plus three five damage. Okay. so you see another error now error. Arrow another arrow is now lodged into the side of this pyramid looking thing. but it is still upright. This one seems to be a bit tougher metal. It's been slashed and has an arrow in it. Yeah. It's not looking great. I mean it it it seems to be kind of twitching a little bit and and struggling to walk around. But but but it does have like six legs, so like like it's you know. It's kinda like are they all legs that are kind of falling back on itself. Is it like an octopus where one of those really seems That's biology, baby. whatever it has, it has three of them, so I'm just saying. At least three of them. So it means penises or penisaures? PI? Penis. Penal straws. Okay. no. Yeah. can't be trusted in this game. Danny, that's me. Yeah, I'm gonna try I I'm still concentrated on the f no, the isn't the monodrone is dead. Yeah, monodrone's dead. You got a Duro drone which hasn't taken any damage. Yeah, it's fine. And you have the tri drone. But yeah, but I'm gonna enter rage. That's my bonus action. So I'm gonna 'cause I'm furious after again. I should have done last it doesn't really matter anyway. But I'm gonna go into my rage But a bub but a bum. Yeah, reach then each other. And then this means we have to get now. Nice. Yo, sorry. Last one minute. Yes, I got my advantage on strength, but it doesn't doesn't really matter. Get a bus due bonus to my damage roll. So that's what that is right now. I'm going to take another s another another attack at him. I'm trying to hit the duodrone. Okay. Well that was six plus three sets nine plus two is Fuck me sideways. So eleven. Jeez. Eleven to hit. There's a miss. Fucking hell. All right. no, that's just my damage roll, so it was just nine straight up. Peace on that. and I will not have to be able to inheal. So I'm gonna think of the swiping of Stewart one who's obviously miss I'm missing the first time. Yeah. Gone down. And then I've just looked at him and gone Just missed him again. Just back slots. And I'm that's my done. So Stenny, if you could just lock the fucking teenage lock it. Just fanning this fucking thing over there in the side. It's not even a real weapon. Banjo and barn door. I've not been having fun. I don't know why I didn't get hit at either. I go with it. Yeah, well exactly. Okay, and that was towards the duodrone? It's tied onto my belt. It was yeah, it's towards the duodrone again. So the duo drone again is gonna make two more javelin attacks towards you. My job in this team is to get hit. Yeah. Nine points piercing damage. Alright, that hold on, that was too much. And then the tri guy is gonna go next. Try guy. Try guy. no he was successful on both, so he's gonna reach down and activate piss. Shit. How does the different damage affect you? Another one of the cubes If you have sp specific conditions, but If you get bleeding damage and you have consistent bleeding damage. So this cube sprouts wings and flies up like a like a cherub almost and pulls out a short bow and is now fluttering above that one. Buggery. And you're sure. I thought Steady might step up. No. You have tremendously overestimated my little pieces of sort of You're in the wrong hair. If this was Magda, Magda, this should have been sorted by now. Just in the back of my mind, I'm just thinking about like, God, the other the people we're looking for better be really good. Listen, Magda's really good. She's got good magic. Yeah. She got that good good magic. She's got that good good magic. I've got a hand axe, is all I got. What I have another weapon, I can't guarantee. So this one's gonna fly over there. the D6. Alright. and Now it is the Tridrones who's looking pretty fucking poor if I must say. but will get advantage these attacks because Ruby is prone. All looking good. It is going to make three javelin attacks towards you, Ruby. they ran it. Where'd it go? You got it? So much pain. What's your what's your AC? A C? where'd I find that? A C S twenty. Pretty sure it's a miss. yeah, pretty sure. What the fuck's your amotascum character? It's gotta be a miss. Well, but you're too dexterous for that to hit you, I'm sure. Thirteen, I think. I think thirteen. Sho it's not written in here. Thir thirteen or fourteen, I think. think it's quite old. Sorry man. That's right. It's easy. Thirteen. Okay. Yeah, so there's miss on the first one, miss on the second one. you're fucking kidding me. Miss all three. no no. No, no, no. That's with that's with advantage. Yeah, so that's only half of them. Yeah. So you got three more. Hit. Damn it. Hit. Miss. Two hits. So you take Ten points piercing damage. Jeez. Hate this little pyramid. Alright. I'm going to. it is your turn, Ruby. Okay. So you can use half your movement to get up. Yeah. I think I'm gonna do vicious mockley. I'm going to shout at it. You're a punky go go. You're a pointy little butt munch. Butt munch. Yeah. That's a deep one. Purple. That's a deep one. Okay. Natural twenty. my god. Yeah yeah. Thought her MD. It's there. So you dish out the worst vicious mockery you've ever done in your life and just kind of looked at you like Doesn't seem to be phased by it. What? I rolled a twenty. Yeah. no. Shit how that happens then. You were successful, it just it just has no impact on it. Yeah. Because he has an axiomatic mind, cannot be compelled to act in a manner contrary to his nature or his instructions and cannot be harmed. Well, if we've all discovered something today. Mommy cry. The the most useless laptop. Whereas something like you do know that it heard that it heard you, right? so like while vicious mockery wouldn't work, you would think something like dissonant whispers probably would. I think I have that. Think you do. Keep it in mind. Okay. Pretty sure you do. I gave it to you. Yeah. On your last level up. Damn it. Okay. You should look into that. I should look into that. I'm gonna get Daddy to to just jump attack. Alright. Thirteen. is it hit? Roll for damages. yeah, whatever. Daddy's damages. What does daddy roll for damage? I've forgotten. just a straight. for the for the bite attack? Yeah. It's D six, I think. D six. Three. All right. So it he chomps down on it and it just kind of disintegrates in his mouth. He's just kind of like he's got like metal dust on his mouth. He's like a brings us to Cammy, that's you again. Okay. wait, can I get up as well? Yeah, you you got up. Yeah, you're Yeah, yeah. Okay, good. You didn't move anyway so Tuck my babies back in. So that thing's up in the air. Yeah behind behind me. no, in front of me. Yeah, it's in front of you. But it it is it is training on you. It's training on me now? Okay. Well I'm gonna just go again. Third time's the charm. Which one? The only one still there. No, there are two up. The duo there's the duo drone as well, so I'm failing to hit Yeah, duodrone's there and the quadrone now is the one that's flying. the quadrons fly okay. I thought the duodrone grew wings. That's my bad. So I'll leave Stanley with the duodrone. I will go for the quadrone. Yeah, there are two more don dormant cubes on the Two more darn cubes in the room. One being the other duodrone that's in rough shape. No no no. I'm talking about inactive ones. Yeah, yeah, but you said when there's a duodrone, which is active and fighting Stenny. Mm-hmm. There's the quadrone, which is flying in the air, and then there are two more inert ones on the ground. But when when the monodrone woke up with the duodrone. There was one that looked in bad ways. that was the Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's including one of those. So one of those so one of the ones to wake up is in bad ways already? No. No. Okay. Question if they're not awake, do you need to roll to kill them or do you is it just an action to kill them? I mean you wouldn't I mean I mean you you can attack an object that's not attacking you, so if you want to try that out. We don't yeah. We don't know they're harmful yet. Maybe more. Okay. I'm gonna steady aim on the quad drone. Okay. I take it if I roll the other way. Seventeen hit? Yeah. Hits. Yep, then two. Yeah, if I roll high enough I don't really and for damage five. What was my closes? Five plus three, eight plus six, fourteen. Fourteen damage. Wait, how how how did you get to fourteen damage? So rolled five plus three no, that the plus six for the hit is for the hit. So sorry, yeah, sorry, yeah. Yeah. Eight. So eight. Right. Alright. So you knock out eight points of damage. It just kind of it it's flying, so it kind of ab absorbs the hit. But has an arrow sticking out of it and sparks fly and the whole thing. And it but is definitely now trained on you. Yeah. i it was before, but now it definitely is. He's annoyed about it. He's kind of squints his eyes. You motherfucker. and Stanny, that's you. I don't want to play anymore. I fucking hate this game. I I'm yeah, I I'm furious but I'm gonna take another s to slice at your man and try to hit him. if I just double check my weapon Which which one? in the The Duodrome. I'm still going for the duo drone. The duodrone. I'm stu I'm not moving away. I'd fucking tell the cave. Just me and him are having it out the whole time. is in double check. He's hit you four times. Bleeding. Bleeding. Okay, yeah, I've got plus plus three to hit. Fuck me sideways. If I don't get this I'm gonna leave my mind. So it's thirteen? No, it's twelve. Do I do a hit to do to do it to do it wrong? Twelve to hit. Yeah. On the duodrone is a miss. Okay. To I can't do it in My daggers. Yeah, no, I'm I'm just not gonna be able to do anything else right this second. Stage up. Okay. Listen, if I can get through an entire fight without losing a weapon, I will count a victory. But what if you get through an entire fight where you've not landed a hit? Alright, so do a draw. You fuckers at all the work. miss. So the bootrone also whips both attacks towards you. Ha! He's the steady of their move. And therefore and therefore does not get to Like I said, an absolute extra. Does not get to awaken another woman forward. But it is the quadron's turn at this point. and is going to make all four short goal attacks on you. Cause you just shot it in the face. I knew. I'm glad. What's your AC? Fourteen. Alrighty. Matt twenty. So that's one crit. And a miss. And a miss. And a hit. So you got three three damages coming up. Is that what crit does? Two two times damage. Yeah. Six. 16 point piercing damage. Jesus. As th only only two arrows hit you, but one hits you real good. Real good. and because it hit with at least half of its attacks, it gets to awaken. So you see little antenna pops out of the top of it. And you see the only other one of these dormant ones which looks to be made of the same types of metals as the rest of The other one looks again, looks either older or made from something different. It just doesn't look as nice as nice as as other ones yet. but this one awakes and you see five legs sprout from the thing, as well as five it almost blooms out like a metal lotus flower. So there are five almost tentacle looking arms which come out of it. And tentacles and and on each one of these arms is a single mouth and a single eye. Tell him I hate him. perception check. Everyone or just everyone. shit. Something I can actually do. nice. I got fucking twenty tw twenty-four. sorry, twenty two. Nineteen. Eleven fifty. the duodrone and the quadrone look kind of worried. Like they're afraid of this thing. Shit. shit. Maybe it won't attack us. I'm afraid of this thing. Me too. It's like when the it's like the upper class would do something. Alright. So that brings us to Stanny. Ruby, I think. it's me. Okay. I'm gonna go for the quadro. Yeah, so you now have a duodrone, a quadrone, and a penadrone active. Till I see cool. Yeah, whether it's maybe on our side if the others are scared of it. it's just kind of waking up and unfurling itself, looking around trying to figure out what's fucking on every day. Cindy is closest to it. Great! Fucking delighted voice. I love that formula. But it but it would have line of sight on you whereas it wouldn't on Ruby. okay. What are you gonna do? I'm gonna go for the quadrant. Quadrone. Quadron. That's I'm going to use the flying one? Mm-hmm. Yeah, the flying one. I'm gonna use dissonant whispers. And what? Good choice. Good choice. Okay, good. He said that but you use dissonant whispers to say good choice. Good choice. That doesn't count. Do I add anything on to that? Unless it says it on the The quadron Do you have dexterity on? It is a new round. And it's focused on something else. So would you get sneak attack for that? You p you would if it's not focused on it, yeah. You would totally weird. So you would get sneak attack as as additional damage, but you still have to hit. So if you didn't hit, then it wouldn't be I got an eight. No, doesn't hit. Yep. Not in the quadron. Okay. Well, I'm just gonna get Daddy. yeah. And maybe I'll just take out the duo s do duodrone. Duodrone. Duodrone. Alright, so you'd have advantage against the duo drone or daddy would have advantage because it's engaged with Stenny. Yeah. Let's take one out so that there's only two to focus on. Okay. Okay. Come on, Daddy. Fifteen. To hit? Yeah. Yeah. Hits exactly what you needed. Nice. yeah, Daddy gets one of these. Three. Okay. So you take a big chomp out of it. We'll say it takes one of little limbs off of the duodrone and that's just kind of hopping on one leg. Is that the first hit he's taken? Yep. Yeah, that's why he's just been swinging towards it. He's been fanning it like a servant boy. Must be very stressful for you, waking up to all this shit. All this fighting. All this fighting around you. You go, bud. let's let's run steady aim again on the one that shot at me, which was the quad drone. Did you see how strong Dissonant Whispers actually is? 3D six damage. So pr fucking pretty good. At at higher levels it's ridiculous. Yeah. That is so. That's level as well. Ten or seven. So ten plus six, so sixteen to hit. Is exactly what you need. For for for for for for which? so that was for the flying one for the quadrant, yeah. Exactly what you needed. So for damage is one D six plus three, which is nine damage. It was down to nine damage. Nine damage. What's it like dealing damage? Must feel great. Maybe one day I'll get the deal damage. Never I'm not even convinced Ruby's done damage. She's just getting pulled out by five seconds bailed out. Hey, hey, wait though. I always get fatal blow in. dang Yeah. You just come in and take the glory at the air. I remember spec motherfuckers apart with a fucking axe and now I can't hit this guy with a hammer. So again, another arrow lodged inside, sparks flying everywhere is still up. It i it is flickering. Is it doing bad? Seems to be having trouble staying in the air. It's like giving out a yeah. Yeah. Is not doing well. It's like one of those cheap helicopters you'd get cracked. Stanny, that's you. Come on, Stanny. Come on, Stan. I'm just rolling to hit the motherfucking duod isn't it? Yeah, the duodrone. He's still up though. Yeah, just limb one limb down. That's a bit bad. Fifteen. Hits. Yay. That's just one D six plus the other thing is. Let me double check. This is gonna be great. Which the hand axe or your big axe? I I don't have a big axe. You do, you got the fucking tool that you got. But that's not a big axe. It is a gnomish war pick. Alright, so it's a war so is a war hammer or is it a is it an axe? It is a multi-tool. It is like it's a leatherman. It slices, it dices, it chops, it does Julianne fries. It does everything. Yeah. And now. Yeah, but that was for nineteen ninety five. You get two And a carry case. I might get one free. So does it count so it counts as a It's two handed. So yeah, it's a two handed But while you're raging you could use it as one hand, whichever you know. Like like if you wanted to dual wield with it. Yeah, well Yeah. I'm trying to remember what the in stats of a standard grade axe are because I don't have Great X anymore. Great X. I think it's a one D eight. I think it is. Or is it a twelve? Well, we're about to find out. Yes, D eight it's D twelve slashing damage. Twelve That was twelve. Twelve damage. Yeah. Absolutely spike through the face of this thing. Yum Just fucking the duo drone again. As you cleave through it just turns to dust. Well the ba even the better part is because it's counts as a grade axe. You guys are all just kind of covered in like dust. In glitter in the way that like you know it's never coming out your beard. It's 'cause it's gonna be on you forever now. I like it. I've also got access to your ears are just spraying. I'm trying to remember. my god, I can't remember what's doing. I'll bring in glare spray. Just because I've got 'cause I hit him. I can you Who's Cleave, because it's a great axe. anything within five is anything else within five feet? I think you have to Is it bonus action? No. It's a cleave is once per turn Okay, keep reading. Once per turn if you hit a creature with a melee using a great axe you can make another melee with it against a second creature within five feet on the first. Okay. yeah, so so you'd be able to hit the new one. Pendadron. Yeah, cool, excellent. Slap at him as well. if he's good. Yeah, I can't. I guess. okay. So yeah, I'm gonna take a try take a slice at him as well. Okay. Does it say they have to roll against well? yeah, and I hit. Okay. Yes. So it's eighteen. Yeah, they hit twenty one they hit. Yep. Yes. And now I'm gonna take another D12 slashing damage. Not bad. Doesn't nine. Okay. Yeah, so I'm and I was a smash in this guy in f out of pure rage. And I turn on and the other one and I just try and take another big slap at him as well. Yeah, so I say you basically knock one of the arms off this panatrum. That's better. Alright. This is what I remember. We like taking out tentacles. Yeah. I love taking out tentacles. I actually I well that I hit him for nine with the other one. But I actually got plus two on top of that. That's a C at the top. I forget about it. Yeah, it's not power yet though. You gotta push the button. Which button? I didn't see the buttons. Yeah, all good. All good. yeah, I'm not sorry. I I I I I actually get plus two on top of that nine. 'Cause I'm ra 'cause I'm enraged 'cause I get down on my damage roll. Alright, so that's so that was my damage. Eleven. Okay, cool. Alright, and then I'm done. Alright. And I look fucking delighted with myself. Just like just like dancing about Finally. Remember he had a great axe. Well, because I thought it was that one's gonna go first. Uh-oh. Still working against his nemesis here. and fucking He fucking hates you. But he's not able to use his bow. He seems like he can't like. Focus. So so is it just gonna fly at you? Two fists. Absolute kamikaze action like that. Yeah. Miss and a hit. Okay. fucker. I thought he was gonna fly past you and smash you to the ground. Come on, you bastard. Three points bludgeoning damage. That's okay. remember we've got our skull die. We do. What do you do with them? We'll explain that later. Okay. G still hasn't explained. You can basically rock the You can change one of your roles. You you can you can add up to a D six to any role. but the third time that you use it Penalty you roll on a on a well it's not necessarily a penalty. It's like something will happen that could be good or bad depending on your current situation. Yeah. The third the third roll. Well again, so so like something may happen but then, you know, like it's like I said, you may heal for However many points, but you may also then glow brightly. So you're Which if you're in the dark and need to be able to see, that's great. If you're in the dark and you're trying to stay hidden, not so good. Okay. Remember when I aged really badly? Yes. That was three year olds at that. Yeah. And like there are some which are pretty you know, again, if you're a kid trying to get into a nightclub and you need to be a little bit older. That'll help out. Aid yourself ten years for a few hours, no problem. If you're a charming bunny. Not so much. Yeah. Okay. Great. reading my my species traits. Interesting. Yeah, this thing's flying all up in your face now. Yeah. that'd be useful to have some daggers. But right now no no no. It's it's Penadrone's turn. yeah, so it is. I don't like this thing. So we don't know its intentions yet, but stenny's. I'm the act, so it would normally make five arm attacks. But you took an arm out. But it's only gonna make four because you knocked one of the arms off. You're welcome. Okay. I mean I th I think he's gonna attack you. He's gonna hit me, yeah. You don't know what he can reach, it's a miss, it's a hit. That's miss. That's a hit. two for it. Six. Ten points bludgeoning damage from the arm attack. I've got resistance for thumbing rage. The bludgeon damage. okay. Yeah. So what is that how much is that too? If you're resistant to it take take half? Yeah. Thank you. Okay. So take five? Forgot about that. There you go. Noise. Noise. Yeah. Yeah, resistant to yeah, blood. It did hit with half of its attacks. So it's going to attempt piss. The problem is is that you are in between it and pile. It and the pile. So it would have to take a an an additional hit from you, a reaction hit. All right. To try and reach for it. Which it is going to try and reach for it. hell yeah. You don't know why it seems to be desperate to get to this last cube. Uh-huh. but it is gonna try so you get a free shot of it. Is it literally is it just the the just the damage? there's a rolled hit as well. Okay, with a reaction if it's just damage or I think you still have to roll to hit. Yeah. Okay. Well, I didn't throw it a natural one, so didn't hear that. Luckily you tied your axe to your hand earlier, so I'm not gonna throw that one away. How many times didn't he go throw his fucking tool in the drain? I don't imagine losing your weapons. No, we we did say that that you would lash it to your thing. So I my entire body. So it goes to try and wake this thing up and it doesn't seem to be able to wake it up. Okay. Okay. And it seems it's it's like pissed that it won't wake up and do its job. So has it moved? So is it behind you? No no the other one just seems to be kind of a dormant cube. No, but the no, it's it's still roughly still where it is. Where it was before. It's just that it was trying to reach past him to do something, you know. okay. So that brings us back to Ruby. Okay, so we just have the pentadrone now in the the quadrone's still hanging in, flying in his face. But it's looking rough. It's thro it's throwing sparks and it's not looking great. Okay. I'm gonna go for the pentadrone. I'm gonna use my whatchall again? Distant whispers. Distant. Let's do this. Come on, good roll, good roll. Let me get my skull die out. Ooh. I'm gonna do it. Do it. How many have you rolled? I haven't rolled any since I went old. Okay. There you go. There's one. One. So so you add a one to your roll. Okay. Eleven. Eleven to hit. Eleven. Yeah. does not hit, you can roll it again. I can. Yeah, you keep adding. Go ahead. Six. Alright, so that brings you to seventeen total? Yes. That's a hit. Two points down on Skull Dive. Good job. Okay. I won't be using it for a again for a while. Yeah. Okay, so No That's terrible. That's terrible. Three D six. We have three five seven eight. One nine. Nine points damage? Nope. Okay. That was with your with what? Dissonant Whispers. Okay. Dissonant Whisper. Yeah, so you seem to be disrupting its its its programming. It seems to be confused at this point and just start spinning wildly. Okay. Yeah. Brings us to Kerry. Okay. Just punches. I'm still gonna go with the shortbow. And with my species trait I have Vex if you hit a creature with a short bow and deal damage to it. You have advantage on your next attack roll against that creature. Hell yeah. Yep, so you'll have advantage here. Instead of my steady aim, which brings my speed to zero. Glad I remember to have that. Okay, good nice. So roll with advantage. Now he's too close are you rolling with a short bow? Is he too close for the short bow? Because he's right in my face. He's right up in your face. Unless you have an ability which which which negates that and allows you to shoot. Yeah. So you get disadvantage. So you would have disadvantage, but because you had advantage, it would cancel each other out, so you just do a flat roll. For the short bow. Well the short bow. Or you could punch it the face. and have advantage. And have advantage. Yeah. Even though it's not a bow strike? Yeah. okay. So let's just punch it. So you punch it in the face and it'd be a D four damage if you hit. But but you gave My un my unarmed strike is just two bludgeoning. Is plus two? Just two b no, just two bludgeoning. You see? Mmm. That's why I was still sticking with the bow. Yeah, but you do just get a but you do get a plus four. On the hit. Yeah. With my short bow, yeah, plus six on the hit. Alright, well there we go. I think we'll stick with the we'll stick we'll stick with the bow. Okay. And we will eleven plus six, seventeen for the hit. On the quadrone is a hit. On the quadrone and it's a one D six plus three. well, four four. So good though. So again, right through the eye of the thing and it pfft nice. Right up against Ace. Very cool. Nice. Alright. Very nice. And brings us to Stenny. Stenny. Penadrone and one inert box still remaining. I'm gonna hit the Penta drone. Let's see if I hit him. Twelve. Skull die. I'm not doing this gold eye. Wait a second, I can do twelve gold. You can use it twice before there's any possibility of twelve. I know that's not gonna hit that pen at all. twelve, yeah. Yeah, twelve's not gonna hit it. Okay. I think I've got I think I've got three blank rolls here on this, so Yeah. Fourteen. No plus four, sixteen. Sixteen. No three yeah I've got three. yeah sixteen yeah yeah yeah sixteen. Sixteen hits. Perfect. Yeah, done. It's called I. yeah. Make a big note of that. Dice. One. yeah. So I'm gonna hit him. I'm gonna take a good slash at him again. Get him stand. we love it. Twelve points. yeah, twelve plus the two, because I'm enraged. So fourteen. Okay. Alright. So you hit this thing and it it literally just begins to shake violently. Nice. it doesn't poof out of existence, right? And you just watch as it begins kind of steaming and turning red. And it's looking at you and it again that what you thought was a turret before opens like a canister. Right? Jeez. Like a like a tank. And as the canister opens, a ball the size of a grapefruit kind of just rolls out, goes and just falls at your feet. Tink. Tink. shit. Tink. And you see all of the mouths on the remaining arms. they smile as as the pinadrome itself flitters away and dies. and then you're kind of bracing yourself for an explosion and then it just clink. Nothing seems to happen. And the room fills with a green cloud. None of you can see anything. All three of you begin to feel your lungs begin to burn as you clutch at your throat. I've got asthma. Now you've got double. Just blood have asthma. I need everybody to roll a constitution save. shit. Don't what do I have on my const? Now I've got plus two on my const. Shh. Did you add anything to constitution save? yeah. Yeah, you've got a constant Ooh, natural twenty. yeah. Alright. Plus two. Fifteen. Okay. I'm not answering your fucking questions. Sandy falls unconscious. Which would make sense because you you were you were you're the you're the closest to it. I got a full rule for that one. Daddy also Daddy also falls unconscious. no. Okay. And you guys are not It's not that it's not affecting you. It's still affecting you. You just happen to still be awake at this moment. Okay. Okay. and so like you can't see anything. You're grasping it at your throat. You don't know who's up, who's down. You saw Stanley go over in a slump because the gas would have spread from him. And you saw Daddy go start to start to go woozy as well. and and then it overtakes your vision. You're you y you're both fighting against this Gas, which is now seeping into your nostrils and your throat and it's burning against you. and then you hear Two things. You hear the familiar rumble and the earth shake that you heard from before and the sound of the golem from the first or the the second room. it doesn't sound like it's in the room with you. It's distant. It's somewhere in the cave system. But then you hear something closer. Here Hello I'm here to help you fall asleep. For you fall in Caucasian. Okay. And we'll end there for today. Sweet. You're all welcome.

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