Jack: Howdy everybody. Welcome back to the Another Mother Podcast. This is your co host Jack, and I'm joined by my other co host, Luke. Luke: Howdy howdy. Episode five, right? Wow. Sure does go fast, am I right? Jack: It only feels like five weeks ago we started this. Luke: ⁓ my god. Yeah, truly. Wow. And we're still not making any fucking money off of this thing. Jack: It's all right. For the love of the game. Luke: God. True. I yeah. I just love the to riff. Jack: I love roughing. I love God, beer and roughing. And fishing. Luke: Yeah. ⁓ that's good. Ooh, you put riffing over fishing? That's tough. I think I might too, just 'cause it's my job, but ⁓ fishing's really fun. Jack: True. They they say lo love your job, you'll never work a day in your life. Luke: They do say that. ⁓ What'd you get into this weekend or this week, anything? Jack: Well I was gonna hit this podcast from my bed. I had a nice setup there 'cause I just ate a entire Jack's pizza. Luke: Mm-hmm. Fire. Jack: So I'm ⁓ kind of on slump mode right now. But then my freaking parents got home. Luke: Yeah. We'll get prepared. God damn it. We'll get you back into it. What kind of That's alright. What kind of pizza? What kind of Jack's pizza? Jack: Now I'm banished to the basement. It was all we had, it was just ⁓ cheese. Plain cheese. Yeah, it wasn't too bad. The last couple bites I was like, really did I really need to eat this whole entire thing? I didn't want to finish the last piece, but I was like, I already made it this far. Luke: Plain cheese. Sometimes I like to go plain cheese. House. Just housing an entire Jack's pizza. It's impressive. I mean you're not that big, depending on how hungry you are, you know. You can do it. Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Well I drank like eight hundred beers last night, so I wasn't really that hungry. I ate a biscuit earlier and then Luke: S so this was like your first meal of the day? Nice. That's always fun. Jack: Yeah. S yeah, they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Luke: Yeah, but when you're hung over. Jack: I would con would would you consider a Jack's pizza at four o'clock in the afternoon breakfast? If it's the first thing you eat? Luke: What time did you wake up? I guess technically, what time did you wake up? Jack: Probably like ten. Luke: No, that's not bad. So I mean it's just a late breakfast. Really really late breakfast. It's sorry. Jack: Yeah. Yeah, I watched ⁓ while eating it, I was watching this guy. He ate at Waffle House for a week straight, all of his meals there. Luke: That's gotta be torture. I mean Wolfhouse is really good. I mean I f I do love Wolfhouse, but every I feel like when I eat there I just shit my pants for the entire rest of the next day. Jack: He said he liked it. On I think it was like day three it was like and on this day I had my worst bowel movement. He was like I would rate it a five on the bow Richter scale. Luke: Ha ha ha. I always like and maybe this is just me, tell me what what you feel, but after a long night of drink and you wake up pretty hungover, you're you want to eat so much food. Like you're like, ⁓ my god, this would be good, like a a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich or biscuits and gravy, something like this. And then you look at it or you either start eating some of it and it's like, ⁓ fuck. That was this is not smart right now. Jack: Yeah, where you usually it's a w weird feeling of waking up and you're starving but also about to shit your pants. Luke: And yeah, like as soon as one little crumb of food hits your stomach, it's like this could just come right back up. That's how that's how I am at least. But I have a weak stomach. This morning I was I woke up fairly early. I mean early for like a Sunday. And I don't know, it was probably like seven thirty, eight o'clock, I just naturally woke up and I was just too lazy to get out of bed, but I was starving. But I sat and ⁓ there's this guy on TikTok that just works at like a cafe or a restaurant and he just live streams him making all this breakfast during like their breakfast rush on a Sunday. I was just watching him for like an hour and a half, just sitting in bed trying to motivate myself to get out of bed. Just watching this guy make food, just making myself even hungrier. And then I got up and made a Jack: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Luke: Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich and it was fire, but Jack: It's hilarious. I love the I used to watch this one guy do a similar thing. He had like a GoPro on his head and he was just, you know, chopping up ash browns, frying eggs. Luke: Yeah. So f it's so entertaining. It's like as the orders come in and stuff, he's just they move so fast, they do so much at one time, and it just all looks so delicious. Jack: It's hilarious, like those guys treat it like they're at a Michelin star restaurant. But th they're in like the back of a Denny's. Luke: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean the breakfast you really can't get too gourmet with breakfast food. Once you do, that's when you it kind of loses its luster anyways. Like trying to make get fancy with breakfast is when you start to fuck it up 'cause like nobody I mean, unless you're some health nut or a girl, nobody wants to eat some fucking whole wheat toast with avocado and shit on there. It's Jack: Yeah, for sure. No. Luke: Awful. I mean give me the give me bacon, give me eggs, give me hash browns. I want all of it and I want all of it smothered in gravy. Jack: I want bacon, I want eggs. Exactly. I want pancakes, I want butter, I want syrup. I wanna eat I wanna eat desserts for breakfast. Luke: Mm. Everything in fucking butter. Everything. Yeah. I I try like I'm a big breakfast guy and when I we go out to eat for breakfast sometime, like if you go to a cracker bar cracker barrel or something, cracker barrel, ⁓ they always have like these awesome looking pancakes and waffles that are just like strawberry cheesecake pancakes and it's like filled with cream and all this like awesome looking stuff. Jack: Cracking bear. Luke: smothered in like strawberry sauce that you know is just full of sugar and it's like, God damn, I can't eat this shit at like nine in the morning. But I want to so bad. Jack: Yeah, it's pretty brutal. Usually I do. I get pancakes. I love pancakes. Luke: I I love it I like a good traditional breakfast. If you if they have an option though, like a good breakfast place that will have an option where you can get a add a pancake or something or add a waffle, like Waffle House. Yeah. And just you add that on as your side and then you you get your traditional bacon eggs and hash browns and eat off that, but then you really just kill the the pancake. It's so fucking good. Now I'm gonna have to make pancakes. Jack: Add a stack. How do you like your eggs? Luke: ⁓ over medium. I don't like ⁓ too runny. So like over easy would be a fried egg pretty runny yolk. Jack: Yeah. So so a little a little runny. But not too runny. Luke: A little bit of run. I mean like the the center of the egg should be a little bit runny, but the outside should be like a hardened like a scrambled look what a scrambled egg would look like, you know? Like you you're you cut into the outside, it's not gonna run, it's gonna be that harder yolk. I just it depends it also depends on like how I'm eating ⁓ like I'll never get over easy eggs at a restaurant just because they throw ⁓ on there Jack: Yeah, I got you. Luke: And you cut into it and it just runs all over your plate. And it's like watery almost. You know what I'm saying? Jack: Yeah. I'm picking up what you're putting. Luke: Like I don't I don't want that shit running unless I'm like already making a garbage is what I call it, you know, when you mix everything up together. Unless I'm already doing that, I don't want it touching all my other food. Like if if you run that, if you cut that egg and it runs into your Texas toast or something and just soaks in there and makes the toast soggy, that you don't want that. Or if you got pancakes on your plate too, like you don't want your egg getting on the pancakes. So I usually go over medium. Jack: You can't have your eggs touching the pancakes. If it gets into the toast, that's all right. I like scooping it up with the toast. Luke: No. Well and no restaurant does scrambled eggs right. Jack: No no. Luke: They're always like eat they're like powdery almost, you know? Like are like hotel eggs. Ugh. Never eat fucking hotel scrambled eggs. That shit is disgusting. Jack: Yeah. You have to like s it would be better to use a spoon to eat them 'cause they're all just like falling apart so much. Or they're all one piece. Luke: Yeah, and th my thing Right. Yeah, like they they just threw it into like they were making an omelet. They threw the mixed up yolk into the or egg mi into the pan and just let it sit there for forever. Didn't keep it moving and it gets hardened, you know? Like it you know when you let an egg sit too long it gets that like crust on there. You nobody wants to eat that shit. Jack: Yeah. They just said it. They just fucking fucking set they didn't scramble it. They just fucking threw the egg on there so Luke: No, that's not scrambled. You threw it in there. God. What you gotta do if you wanna make really good eggs is you cook your bacon first and then you throw your eggs in your bacon grease. You don't add milk, you don't add milk. No don't add f listen to me, don't add fucking milk to your eggs. Jack: That's young. You don't need to add milk. Luke: If you're eating eggs, you're probably eating bacon or sausage. Throw some fucking or if you're really if you really know what you're doing, you have a tub of saved bacon grease, because you don't put that shit down the drain and you don't want to throw it away because it's golden. You throw a little bit of that in your skillet, and then you let it, you know, obviously melt down, and then you throw your eggs in there and get that little bacon grease in your eggs. Don't add fucking milk. Jack: You don't need milk. Keep the milk in the cup. Luke: Milk goes in fucking cereal for breakfast time. Jack: Milk's for syrup. Luke: Don't be putting milk in your fucking eggs, man. Jack: You know what I did the other day is ⁓ I cooked I cooked bacon, had all the grease in the pan, dumped a little bit out, ⁓ saved it obviously, dumped it in my saving bacon cup. And then ⁓ I fried my pancakes in the bacon grease. Shit was gas. Luke: What's that? Mm. Yeah. Yeah. ⁓ that's good, yeah. I bet it was. You get a little bit it's like kinda like a sweet and salty almost kind of thing. Yeah, that's good shit. That's really good shit. What do you what's your go to like you just rockin' plain pancakes or you go on chocolate chip, you go on some fruits and berries, chocolate chips. I love me a good chocolate chip. Chocolate chip and walnuts. Well you can't eat that 'cause you're allergic. Well, yeah. Jack: Yes, exactly. Chocolate chips. Yeah. I'm a big chocolate chip guy. Disabled. Luke: But if you could, I'm sure you'd love it. Jack: You know what sounds good and it always smells good to me is ⁓ pecans when they're all like ⁓ caramelized, I guess. Just yeah. Luke: ⁓ yeah. ⁓ they're the best. Yeah. There's some cinnamon and sugar on there too. Mmm. Chocolate covered pecans. Any pecans are good. Yeah, you really haven't been able to just you've probably grown out of it by now. Jack: That sounds really good. Maybe I'll just say fuck at anyone. Proper. I'm a grown man. I g I should be able to eat nuts. I should be able to eat nut. Luke: You can eat some fucking nuts. Get your nut in. I was gonna say something else breakfast related, but it slipped my mind. Jack: There's always just so much good stuff at breakfast it's hard to be able to eat it all And at the same time at garbage is good and at the same time I want milk and orange juice but then my stomach's just in a whirlwind. Luke: I can't remember. ⁓ Yeah. That's why I liked that's why I like to do a garbage. He fits all day, yeah. I mean Jack: I like the orange juice with the with the bacon and eggs and then when I'm eating the pancake, obviously. I like the Luke: Yeah. If you're if th I kind of agree with you there. If you're going pancake, you gotta wash it down with a cold glass of milk. Get everything down there. ⁓ but yeah, bacon and eggs and all that stuff, you're really going juice. Any any sort of juice. I prefer I prefer grape juice. Call me crazy over orange juice, but I prefer I prefer grape over apple. Jack: You're nuts, bro. Alright. You're insane. That's just your twisted brain. Luke: I'm a psychopath, but sue me, dude. That shit's good. That's just my sick mind. ⁓ Jack: I don't know, I'm not really big into grape juice. Like at school, you know, we'd get the little juices, I'd always get orange or apple. Luke: Really? ⁓ see, I'd go grape every time. Those those those juices were fucking good though. I remember that. Like they were so good. And all you had to do, like everybody would get a straw. You don't poke a fucking straw in there. You peel back the label just a tiny bit so it makes like the form of your mouth, and then you just suck that shit down in one little gulp. You know what I'm talking about? Jack: That's cre I don't it's just something about the taste, it's like barefire. What I'd like what I like to do is I take the back of my plastic fork, make a little mouth hole, just jam it in and then one in the back and shotgun it. Luke: Yeah. I I mean it you could drink one of them in h under a second. They were so small. But they were delicious. That shit was so good. Yeah. Ugh kill for one of those. What was your favorite actually hold on. I'm gonna hit one more breakfast thing and then I'll ask this question. Have you ever you've had my mom's biscuits and gravy, right? Jack: Yeah. It was like two ounces of juice. I'm not sure, I have. Luke: Think you have. I feel like you had to. All the times you stayed at my house, I feel like she's definitely made us biscuits and gravy. Anyways, she makes the best biscuits and gravy ever. She'll use I mean, when she really goes all out and does the homemade biscuits with her gravy, she uses this Northwood seasoning and sprequins some of that in there. ⁓ my god, it's almost a little like tangy. I don't know. I don't it's hard to explain. I thought you had had it. Jack: Sounds good though. Luke: Next time next time you're at my house, I'll have her whip us up a batch. Anyways, what was your go-to school cafeteria food throughout middle school and high school? Because elementary school, well, I guess all of all time. Go of all Jack: Alright, that sounds good. right off the top of my head, General Sows really stands out to me. I mean it was good. Luke: Yes. That's my that's my one-one, dude. I that shit was so fucking good. I mean, and I'm not a huge Chinese food fan, like, to begin with. I'm not I'm not big into it. I don't like rice very much. I don't like like chow mein or anything like that. But that General So's that they made was fucking awesome. I would always get a double plate of that every time it was General South's. Jack: No, me neither. Dogs, cats. Yeah, me too. And they always they usually had the brownie with that one, right? Luke: ⁓ yeah, like the fudge brownie with the white s white powder on top. Yeah. ⁓ my god. Th I would I would go yeah, I would go general yeah, it was spicy. I would go general sow's with a chocolate milk and then an uncrustable to kinda take the bite out. The peanut butter I felt kinda took some of the spice out when you were done eating it. Kinda let your mouth let your mouth set. But the worst, like was when we 'cause I feel like I think it was for a little bit at least Jack: Yeah, with the powdered sugar on top. It was pretty good. It was spicy. Yeah. Luke: It was general styles on Fridays. Jack: Yeah, that sounds right. Or Thursdays. Was it Thursdays? Luke: It was Thursdays or Fridays, 'cause I always thought I always remembered like during football season I wouldn't eat it. Because I did not want to have that shit in my stomach when we're about to play a full game 'cause my ass would be on fire every time I'd eat that. But like once football season was over or 'cause then we had it moved. 'Cause it was General Sowe's Fridays and then we got they'd bring dominoes in for Jack: Yeah. Tear you up. Yeah. Luke: on Fridays and I was like, Well, okay, piece of pizza won't hurt. But they'd only give you one piece of pizza and it was like the smallest piece. Yeah. It the hack though, and I you might have done this, but you ask for two pieces and then as you're going through the line you just stack ⁓ on top of each other and put some other stuff around it and they never fucking know. They charge you for one. Jack: And they were like it was like a medium pizza. It was tiny. Stack ⁓ on top of each other. They don't know. It's snuck it right under the Do you remember your lunch code? Luke: They don't no. Seventeen. No, I don't know. It was one one one seven something, I think. Jack: Mine was two triple seven eight. Luke: Yeah, I can't remember for the life of me. Jack: That's all right. What ⁓ I would always get ⁓ extra snacks. Were were you a big propel guy? Luke: ⁓ yeah. If I was going back like 'cause with the in high school we had a lot of options of snacks that you could add on to. And when I was I mean, my mom when I first got to high school, my mom kinda got pissed 'cause I was just buying a whole bunch of shit for lunch and she had to refill my lunch money account. So she's like, You need to knock it off of that stuff or bring something else for lunch. Like, all right. Jack: Yeah. I never Yeah. Luke: And then so I would I would try not to go back too many times and get something else. Like if if I ate my lunch and I wasn't full, I was either rocking a thing of cashews cashew bag or I was getting a uncrustable with a propel. No propels, dude, those things are fucking. Jack: Yeah. Yeah, I think those were grape flavored, weren't they? Luke: They had grape flavored and then they had like ⁓ strawberry watermelon or strawberry kiwi or something like that. Which wa that was my favorite. I like the strawberry one. That was delicious. ⁓ Jack: ⁓ yeah. Yeah, that one was good. I'd always get a I'd get it with my lunch. I don't think I'd even go back up 'cause I knew I was gonna get it. Just while I'm here, I'll grab it. I got the the baked hot Cheetos with a ⁓ chocolate chip rice crispy. I love the chocolate chip rice crispies and you can't find them at the store. You have to like Luke: Right. I always try to show restraint. Mm. Jack: specifically order them. Yeah. Luke: Really? Huh. Rice Krispie is such a underrated treat. Like do you would you classify that as a snack? Jack: It's so good. ⁓ a lot of people use them as snacks, but it's a dessert. Luke: I would say it's a treat, you know. Jack: It's definitely a tr it I mean, it's in the name. Luke: Yeah. ⁓ yeah, duh. It's so underrated. I I have to put it top three. Treats. Jack: It's in the fucking name. Top three treats. I'm trying to think of other treat treats. ⁓ yeah, that was the second one that I thought of. Luke: Like Pop Tart would be a treat. Any any variety of cookie would be a treat. Jack: Cookie, yeah. I love Oreos. I feel like that's a number one. That's a great treat. Yeah. ⁓ we had Oreos and Chips a hoy in the house the other day. And I took I took two Oreos, took the backs off one of them, put the chips ahoy in the middle. Mega cookie. Luke: Oreos are so good. You gotta you kinda gotta put Oreos at one. I would think ⁓ I Hmm. My I I I've become partial to the vanilla, like the white Oreos or yellow ones. If dipping if you dip those in milk, let it sit in milk for like three good seconds, pop it in, it's just like melts in your mouth. It's so good. ⁓ my god. Jack: Yeah. Sometimes I ⁓ just get a little glass of milk, throw like three Oreos in there and then just drink it. Luke: Yeah l really let it savor. I do that with my nachos. Like when I get nachos at no not milk. No, brother. No, let me get to where I'm going here. You get nachos like at the movies or something, and I will always stick like three or four around the edge of the cheese container area. Let those sit the entirety of me eating the rest of the nachos. And then when you pull ⁓ out, they're just soaked in cheesy goodness. Jack: Do you put it in your milk? Yo. Luke: So good. Jack: I can't say I've done that. Are they all floppy? Luke: Try it. ⁓ a little bit, but I mean you get the part like the part that's soaked in cheese is gonna be a little floppy, but then when you eat it, it combines with the other half that hasn't been touched by cheese, and it's still you get crunch, but you just get a load of nacho cheese and it's delicious. Jack: You fold it over onto the Still crunchy. Sounds that sounds pretty good actually. Luke: Another movie theater hack per se. Get ya some popcorn and then either sm Yeah. Jack: We're big on hacks, gadgets, gizmos, whatnot. Continue. Luke: Things that'll make your daily life easier or more enjoyable. get some get your popcorn and either smuggle in some ⁓ peanut MMs. Again, you can't do this. Smuggle it if you're feeling daring. You shouldn't have to pay for fucking peanut MMs at the goddamn movie theater. And then mix your MMs with your like a handful of ⁓ popcorn and then a few MMs in there. Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Luke: That all in your mouth at one time, it's unbelievable. It's so good. Jack: That sounds good. I did a I did a similar act, not with peanut M's, but I brought a bag of chocolate chips. Sprinkle it on the hot popcorn, it gets all melty and that's that's salty mixed with that chocolatey goodness. Mm. Luke: Mm. Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm Fuck. That's fucking good shit. Yeah, my my Go ahead. Jack: I remember what were y I was gonna say I remember when I was out in Colorado ⁓ watching the Dark Knight, the new Batman movie. And ⁓ I did that hack and ⁓ I was eating the chocolate chips out of the popcorn and they got all over my fingers and I saw this weird guy walk into the movie theater. Luke: ⁓ yeah? Jack: And I was trying to call the police but my fingers were so covered in chocolate and then yeah, he shot a bunch of people in there. Luke: Dad I totally spaced I forg forgot I was like, Where is he going with this? I forgot you were at that shooting with the guy that shot up that movie. Jack: Yeah, that's kind of a that's why I don't really l bring chocolate chips to the movie theaters anymore. Just because situations like that. Or if I do I bring gloves. ⁓ Luke: Memories. Well, and you need to yeah, you need to be able to have all your facilities working in case of an attack. I I remember when you called me like after that happened, you're like, dude, turn the fucking news on right now. I'm like, What? He's like, Turn the news on. So I click the news on and they're covering this thing. I'm like, ⁓ yeah, like that's crazy, yeah. And then you were like, dude, I was there. I'm like, ⁓ my God, I forgot you were in fucking Colorado. You were there for ⁓ the convention, right? Jack: Yeah, the Luke: The the Funko Pop Convention. Jack: Yeah, the Funko Pop Convention. They had it, ⁓ well they had it in Colorado 'cause that's where a lot of people think it's like Chinese or whatever, but it actually started in Colorado. And ⁓ the first ⁓ they made Funko Pops. The first ones they were like little figures and ⁓ they were like ⁓ pipes for weed that you could smoke out of. And then Luke: Yeah. Yeah, right. Jack: Like a bunch of kids started buying them and they were like, All right, let's just make this freaking Luke: We can't have the kids smoking SpongeBob or something, you know, like 'cause that that's for all the corny adults in Colorado. It was just like, ⁓ watch this, I'm gonna, you know, rip a f fucking I don't even know what you do with weed, but I'm gonna rip this fucking I don't know. What's a good Funko Pop? You were in the business. Jack: Yeah. So ⁓ I liked Luke: Stranger things, Funko Pop, you know. Whatever the Jack: Stranger Things Funko Pop. Hey man, I got this ⁓ this green green dream Kareem. It's new new strain. And ⁓ we're all gonna bring our Funko Pops over to Kevin's house and just freaking get blazed and watch South Park all night. Luke: Eleven. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you Kevin. Yeah. ⁓ yeah, like the South Park Funko pops out. I thought that was originally how they started, right? Was it was the South Park characters that were the original f Funko's and then it evolved from there. And you were there for the convention because you got really big into selling them. You were making loads and loads of money off selling these Funko's once they really took off. Jack: Yeah, well I was actually I ⁓ kinda they were like hand making them in Colorado, you know, like it was like ⁓ made in the USA kind of artisanal Funko Pop type thing, 'cause it they were made out of pottery, you know, like for the for the pipes. And then I saw well my kids I would just have ⁓ laying all over the house so I could access and blaze whenever I wanted. Luke: Sure. Sure. Jack: And my kids started playing with them, they love them. And ⁓ so I was like, I think we could turn this into a a kid's toy, right? And then that's where it could get confusing 'cause all the factories are in China now that make them. And I ⁓ Luke: Of course. Right. Well you kinda got you kinda got undercut, didn't you, by the Chinese? Jack: Yeah, well I went there. I like, hey guys, I wanna make these Funko Pops, right? And they're like, ⁓ yeah, Funko Pop Like I was just eating tons of ⁓ what was the lunch food we were talking about? General Saz, yeah. I was just eating a bunch of that over there. And ⁓ I was doing pretty good, like pumping out a lot of Funko Pops, but then you know, they put up like Luke: General sales. Jack: Ten other factories and they started selling them for cheaper and then yeah, kinda got screwed out of that one. Luke: Yeah, well it just wasn't very ethical business on the Chinese behalf. They from what you it kinda sounds sounded like when you were telling me about this back then, it was like they came in and just started increasing production by so much and just slowly and slowly weaseling you out, even though that you were one of the original creators and had the idea but they got the patents approved and all that stuff and then they just kinda fucked you in the whole the whole deal. Jack: Yeah, I had ⁓ I had South Park patented. I had like the MBA also, but then they got ⁓ they got like Naruto and ⁓ Luke: Yeah. All the animes for all the all the weirdos. Jack: Yeah, I didn't even know that was a thing and then everyone just starts b buying the anime ones. I'm like, what the fuck is this little guy? What the hell is this guy? But yeah. Yeah, they kinda ruined the Funko business 'cause now it used to be a cool thing, like go to GameStop or whatever, buy a f pick up a Funko Pop, pick up GTA, pick up a Pokemon plushie, but then ⁓ Luke: Ha ha. Crazy. Right. Jack: Now they're just in Ross dressed for less. Luke: Yeah, it's really kinda gone downhill. It's probably a good thing you got out of there before you sunk too much money into it. Jack: Yeah, I got a Lamello Funko Pop for like four dollars at Ross the other day. Luke: Yeah. You ain't making money if you're selling lamellos for four. I mean, lamellos should be going for twelve at least. Jack: That's not even going to That's not even going to Funko. That's going to Ross. Luke: Yeah. Right. That's yeah. Well, good thing you got out of it before it bit you in the ass. Jack: That was crazy. Luke: That was that w yeah, the back to the shooting, I mean that's why you you never play with your food. You never know when you're gonna have to try and stop a a shooter. Jack: Nope. Yeah, I was a little worried I got my popcorn extra buttery that day. And I mean I wasn't even thinking of the possibility of getting fired upon during viewing of this movie. I love Batman. Luke: Yeah. Did that ruin the entire movie for you? Did that ruin the Bat Batman franchise for you? Jack: It's a little tough to watch the movie now. Definitely can't eat popcorn at the same time as watching it, but I'll throw it on every now and then. Luke: Yeah. And it was it what scene was it again? It wasn't even a scene that the Joker was in when he made his his shooting. Jack: No, it was it was ⁓ like when he was talking to Morgan Freeman in his l in his office. I guess the guy just got bored or something. I don't know. I think he was mad that there's a black guy on the T V Luke: Yeah. What a Probably, yeah. We seemed like a real nut job. Jack: Yeah, that dude was nuts. Luke: Well, at least you survived, you know. That was a a hard time in your life and you came through it for the better. Jack: My grandpa just texted me, he says, Sixty Minutes has a story on right now. Luke: Every Sunday for the past thirty five years, brother. Jack: Mm. Guess I'll check it out. Luke: Let me guess it's gonna be for sixty minutes. Jack: I don't really have that much time right now. How long does this run? Luke: They really should shorten that shit. Bring it down to thirty five. Let's do thirty five minutes now here, people. Jack: How long is this gonna last, man? Yeah. That that's where we should start. Five minutes. Yeah. Luke: Five minutes. Everything you need to know in five minutes. That's actually a pretty good idea. Patent that Jack: Intellectual property. That's ours. Luke: That's ours. Jack: Get get your grubby hands off that China. Luke: We said it. Time stamped that shit. Don't try and funko us. Jack: Don't Funko us. We have tariffs on five minutes. Luke: Hay Jack: I mean that's really all you need. What could you even talk about for sixty minutes? Luke: I don't know, they interview someone old like all the time. And it's just like ⁓ my god, this guy's just blabbing about for sixty minutes about the same thing. Jack: I don't know who this old fucker is. Let's how 'bout this? Let's do five minutes on Funko Pops. That would get views. Luke: The only thing s the only good thing Sixty Minutes has ever done was the Charlie Sheen interview. That's it. Yeah. If there's drugs if there's drugs in this house you better find them and give them to me now. Ooh ⁓ drugs. Ooh, what am I gonna do? Jack: ⁓ yeah? When was that? Ha ha ha. Luke: Tiger blood. I have tiger blood. ⁓ my god, look up Charlie Sheen 60 Minutes interview. May I I think it was the 60 Minutes, but ⁓ it's so fucking funny. The lady's just like, are you an addict? Me? And he he's just like, I'm addicted to winning. I like to win. Jack: I don't know. I don't know if I've seen that. That's a good good pivot. Luke: Yeah. He's clearly on drugs. Or he's just a really good actor. Sometimes I feel like those people that go through those phases, you know, of like they're just crashing out doing all this crazy psycho stuff. They're they're really good actors. They're probably just acting for like publicity. Jack: Yeah. Yeah, that could be the case. I mean, I feel like becoming a different character for your whole life kind of would make you like not even know who you are. Luke: I don't know. I hate all those actors that do that shit though or like they turn really weird once they become famous. Just be fucking normal. You're making shit ton of money. As soon as you're a a major star you just become weird. Jack: Yeah, I think the I think the thing is they're not they're not normal to begin with probably. Luke: Well, that's a very good point, 'cause we all have to remember that actors may I mean, for the most part, actors are just dorky theater kids that had a good face and somehow found their way to start ⁓ But there's there's still that little dorky fucker that was singing an a cappella or pla in the school play, like probably playing fucking Yu-Gi-Oh in the halls. Jack: Do something real, man. Yeah. Probably. Probably buying Funko Pops and shit. Luke: Like that's still them. They that doesn't just leave. Yeah. But I like I feel like it would be so easy to be a celebrity and to make the media like you. Just smile and talk and like make a joke every now and then. Jack: ⁓ yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean Luke: Like it's like athletes athletes that are loved, you don't it d they don't no one gives a f like well, people care what you do on the field or court, whatever you're playing on. But if you can be like charismatic in your inter like post game interviews and stuff and crack a few jokes and like interact one on one with the reporters and everything, they're gonna fucking love you and spin that in your favor. Or you do the route where like all you do is care about winning. Like Jeter and Kobe and those guys. If that's all you do is like every post game press conference is just basically like a motivational speech, they're gonna eat that shit up. Jack: Yeah. Yeah. What is the that Kobe commercial with Kanye? Kobe says something. It's like What the fuck does that mean, Kobe Bryant? Luke: Yeah. How Yeah. How many wins? More. How many rings? More. Something like that I think. Jack: Ha ha ha. Yeah. What the fuck does that mean, Kobe Bryant? Luke: How much is too much? The fuck's that mean, Kobe Bryant? Jack: ⁓ I was watching ⁓ it was like things Kanye has said before. It's just a five minute video on YouTube and he's talking to Joe Rogan and he's like, George Luke kiss. He's the main character. He kissed his sister Luke: But I just feel like Yeah Yeah. But see he's like a perfect example. Like he seemed like a normal guy when he first came up and everything, and then he went fucking nuts. Jack: Genius. Yeah, I think his he's got a few screws loose. Luke: Yeah. Or like maybe there really is something out there that we don't ever get to see, like a higher power or you know, Illuminati people that he always talks about. I mean, well, the Jews, but just ignore that shit and just like be polite and you're gold. Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I see videos all the time. It's like, ⁓ Baker Mayfield. Remember this reporter's name? Heart emoji. Wholesome moment. Luke: Yeah. Or so and so asked how reporters' kids were doing. Jack: Yeah. Luke: Wow. Jack: Breathtaking. Replay this on ESPN all day. Luke: What a guy. Yeah. I don't or like show like an ounce of sportsmanship on the field. Like maybe help someone up from the other team. If you're like if you're really wanting to dig into it. I mean if you're a competitor, don't ever fucking do that. ⁓ or like be really interactive on the bench when you're not in the game and you're like blowing a team out. Like they eat that shit up. Jack: Yeah. NFL player who's making multi millions per year tells opponent, nice hit, man. Luke: Yeah, yeah. Or just whenever you're whenever you're mic'd up, yeah, just like laugh. That's George Kittle's entire fucking career. Jack: A billion views. Yeah. Yeah. Hey man, how's it going? Upp opponents reconnect over during fearsome battle. Luke: Yeah. Introduce yourself and just say the corny ass line watch you growing up my whole life, man. It's like Jack: Yeah. Player goes up to the ref and says, Hey man, thanks for refinging us today. Eighteen million views. Luke: Yeah. Player meets his idol, couldn't keep his emotions straight. And it's just somebody on the sideline after the game being like, Man, I can't believe I just played against Tom Brady. Jack: Hey man, can we do a jersey swap? Luke: Yeah, let me get that jersey. Jack: Tom Brady gives jersey to middle linebacker of the Raiders. Now, what is he gonna do with this jersey? Luke: Sell that shit on eBay. They can't be Jack: Tom Brady Tom Brady ships a jersey from NFL dot com to opposing DN Wholesome. Luke: Yeah. Tom Brady ships jersey to kid in hospital. Like Tom Brady had no fucking clue that jersey was going to some kid in the hospital. His team did though. Jack: Yeah, true. Luke: If Tom Brady really cared, his ass would have been in the hospital. Jack: If he really cared he would have been a doctor. Tom Brady doesn't give a fuck about you about kids. Luke: ⁓ shit. Go go save his fucking life, Tom. You wanna you wanna s you wanna show how much you care, Tom? His surgery cost five hundred thousand dollars. Pay it. Jack: You care so much. Be a doctor then, Tom. Be a doctor, Tommy. You weren't you weren't there when he ate that peanut. Now he's dead. You care so much, Tom. Stop being the Raiders owner and go to medical school. Luke: ⁓ fucking Tom. Jack: Freaking Tommy That crazy motherfucker. Luke: It's just it's it's that easy. I feel like if we were in that position or it'd be so easy. All you have to do is have the platform and then just be like, Alright, now everyone's gonna love me because I'm just gonna be like a decent human being Jack: Yeah. Just be like, Look at this look at my puppy I got. Luke: Yeah. I'm gonna take it to the field someday and like run around with it. Jack: This is this is the best the best move to do is just go to a hockey game and chug a beer. Instant classic. And then dump it on your head. Luke: ⁓ yeah. If you can put a beer down real quick. If you can put a beer down fast then Yeah. I mean just shotgun one beer at a game and you're like the world's biggest star. Like, ⁓ my god. He can really drink. Jack: I mean I I think I see that video of Baker Mayfield like once a week probably. Luke: Every year? Yeah. It's not the first beer he's shotgun, ladies and gentlemen. Jack: News flesh. Luke: Yeah. It I you have to you have to just give ⁓ something to run with and then you're fine. You're gonna make tons of you're gonna make more money in sponsorships and ad deals than you were playing in the NFL. Like Patrick Patrick Mahomes got paid like fifty million dollars from fucking Heinz just 'cause he said, I like to eat ketchup. Jack: Yeah, like I would like ⁓ take a video out of my yard, like with my lawnmower, like cutting the grass. Luke: Yeah, doing like everyday human things. That's good. Jack: Yeah. I don't know, man. I just love taking care of my grass. Luke: It's nice to just, you know, put the phone down, reconnect with nature, make something look good. You know, make yourself feel good that you accomplished something today. Jack: Yeah. I like a first thing I do is ⁓ I go and pick up all the dog turds from my sheltered adopted ⁓ stray puppy. And ⁓ then I take my shoes off and just push the lawnmower. Luke: Yeah. That's that's so wholesome. Jack: And then after that I get out the wheat eater. You know, you see these clean lines? Those don't happen by accident. Luke: And bleacher reporter ESPN would be like Star quarterback Jack cuts his own grass. Doesn't even have a lawn care person. Jack: Mm-hmm. Pristine lawn. Luke: And it looks great. Jack: Is this the best quarterback lawn? Luke: Yeah. Jack: Fertilizes it himself. What would you what would what would you want your main ad your main ⁓ sponsor to be if you were a if you were a famous safety for the Denver Broncos? Luke: Sh. Ooh, that's a really that's a really good question. So really good question. Probably cores if I'm in in Colorado. Just get like unlimited beer and a shit ton of money for promoting it. can athletes do yeah, athletes can do alcohol s alcohol sponsorships. Yeah. that would be a good one. ⁓ Jack: That would be a great one. Yeah. That'd be great. Luke: It's hard to beat anything with beer involved. Like obviously the real moneymakers are gonna be like insurance, like state farm and shit. I mean Nike obviously. But any beer brand would be pretty awesome. What about you? I'm trying to think of like an everyday thing that I use and just like really love that would be cool to be sponsored by. Jack: It's so crazy you just become famous and then you're rich but then you don't even have to buy anything 'cause people just send it to you. Luke: Give you everything? Yeah. That's the dream. Jack: I don't know, maybe like a boat company. Like Bass or like Bass Pro. Luke: Ooh, tracker. Yeah, Bass Pro would be sick. That would be really sick, actually. Just get a all kinds of hunting and fishing stuff shipped to you all the time. ⁓ that would that's a that's that's a really good one. Ducks Unlimited. Ooh yeah. I would just make them like okay, you don't even have to pay me any money. Just buy me a thousand acres of prime duck estate in Arkansas. That's all I want. Jack: Yeah. And they probably have that. They just let you go out there and frickin' slay ducks. Luke: Yeah. That'd be sick. What about you? Anything else you can you would want to be sponsored by? Jack: I don't even know, man. I mean, Zens would be nice. Just get ⁓ shipped to my house. Just huge like a palette of them. I always like the stuff they get 'cause they get like special stuff. It's like like a a zesty cheese it or something. And you could just make up like if like key lime pie Doritos. It's like Luke: Ooh yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah. They'd be gone in like a week or two. Ha ha. Jack: Yeah, that's my thing. Keelant piedritos. Luke: Yeah, I mean you all you see all these people now that these athletes and stuff that they've gone into and started a business like a drink or something that they've kind of attached to, like a coffee or a vodka or something like that. I don't know if I'd want to do that. I would just attach myself to something that's already successful. Cause then you have to always drink that, you know. Jack: Yeah. Luke: Like what if you made a shit beer that you don't really like? Jack: Yeah, that would suck. You're You're like, I wanna start a I wanna start a beer company then. You start it, you're like not really involved in the process, you taste it, you're like, Man, this is not really good and they're like, Well that sucks 'cause we're putting it out next week Luke: That would be awful. Like you couldn't be seen anywhere else drinking another beer. Yeah. It's gonna be in hundreds of thousands of stores and you have to drink this all the time now. Like any party you have, any sponsored event you have, that's gonna be there. That's the only thing that you or any of your guests can drink. Like that would suck. Jack: Yes. You have to start specially like packaging different beer in your cans so you can drink it. Luke: Yeah. Like could you imagine having to Well what's a what's a beer I don't like? I like all of them pretty much. Like let's say like a shitty IPA or something. Let's say like you had to drink a shitty IPA every single time you were out in public for the rest of your life. That's not fucking worth it. Jack: Yeah. brutal. And if you go to like like if you're selling this beer at like Walmart or whatever, they're not gonna have it at like you go to a hockey game, you can't get your own beer. So you just have to sit there and not drink beer. Luke: Yeah. I mean, well, I guess you can get it and like like you'll see athletes that do that if they're if they're sponsored or have a a alcohol brand themselves, they'll just get it in a clear cup or something. But it Jack: Yeah. But then there'd be another article about you, it's like, Was this his beer that he was drinking? Then you have to do a press conference, you're like, I love my beer, but you know, every now and then I just like to have a a different beer. Luke: Yeah. Trouble in Paradise? Trouble in Death. And you're fucked. Jack: Is is this athlete manipulating the public by not drinking his own beer? Luke: Ha ha. Trouble in Paradise Star Athlete drinks another beer? Grey Goose not happy. Jack: A star athlete is left in shambles after having a Doctor Pepper after he started his own company, Doctor Salt. Luke: That's good stuff. That's why we do it right there. Jack: Diagnosis scammer? Luke: Ha ha I I w we need to find a good we were talking Jack: It would s it would be it would be nice to like start your own thing, but there's already so many good things out there, it's like Luke: Just get attached to it. If you're famous enough they'll pay you enough money, you can just attach yourself to it. Jack: Yeah. And that's a lot of work to do your start your own company when you're already ⁓ Luke: Well, they're n yeah. They're not doing it. Someone else is doing it for ⁓ but Jack: Yeah, definitely. Maybe like after. Like if you learn something from playing football, you're like, this Luke: Yeah. I mean, or if it's something like you really truly enjoy, you know? Jack: Yeah. Like, does Travis Kelsey really like energy drinks that much to have his own? Luke: No. Probably not. He probably he's an athlete. He probably doesn't actually really drink energy drinks that much because they're terrible for you. Jack: Yeah, probably not. And now every time he goes to a Taylor Swift concert he has to frickin' drink, accelerate. Luke: Yeah. Jack: Accelerate. Luke: Yeah. ⁓ we were talking about this in the group chat the other day, finding just a good scam. Do you remember when we would scam people on Madden Mobile? Or try to at least? That was fucking great. That was before like we were in middle school. We didn't drink yet. We like actually would just go hang out and do things with our brain. Bis yeah, besides just Jack: ⁓ yeah. ⁓ my god, yeah. Wholesome. Luke: Getting fucking plastered every time. Jack: We'd walk around, maybe ding dong ditch. Luke: We'd walk or bike everywhere. Yeah, a little get rambunctious. Jack: We'd like walk to the gas station and buy a snack, buy some candy, and then just come home and grind Madden Mobile. Luke: Yeah. Like it Or like invent a game. Like we'd just be doing we'd be doing like the most random things and then like invent a game out of it. Jack: Invent a game. Like, hey man, let's see if I could throw this quarter across the yard and land it on this soccer goal. Just do that for hours. Luke: Yeah, like the si the simplest shit. Like, okay. I remember at Jake's one time in middle school, me and Blake Drail invented a game called wall boot ball. It was wall ball but you had to try and land the ping pong balls in the boots that were you had to hit the wall and get it in a boot that was on like there was a wall and then behind you there was a row of boots. And or shoes, anything. You had to throw it off the wall and land it into a shoe and certain shoes got you more points, but you could also like if it bounced more than two times before it hit a shoe, you could the other person could play defense, but you could stop that person from playing defense. It was like the greatest game ever. And everyone just started playing it. Like we ended up mit having a tournament. It was awesome. Like Jack: That's awesome. Remember when we made a ⁓ trick shot video? That was awesome. Luke: Yeah. Well, do we actually make a trick shot video or do we make a trick shot video that we fake? Jack: It was like a yeah, trick shot, ⁓ Yeah. That was pretty funny. I think we just have like we throw a ball and then cut to the ball going directly into the trash can or whatever. Luke: I think we've we faked it. But still pretty cool. Yeah. And that got us so much middle school pussy. Like we were the fucking shit just because we like put something out. We were fucking swimming in the pussy. Jack: ⁓ yeah. We were rolling it. My I would s I wouldn't say just my o YouTube channel 'cause you guys were involved with it a lot, but it got a got a lot of views. Luke: We kinda low key popped off there for a second. ⁓ I mean it was just everyone in our school watching it, but they watched. And they were like, These guys are really cool. Jack: Yeah. Yeah. I think they were entertaining. It was just us like it was literally just us walking around. Luke: It was us doing what we would have done on a weekend in middle school every other day. You know? That fur I've always wanted to do this, that first video that we made. I've always wanted to like recreate it. Like shot for sh yeah, shot for shot, like recreate it. Cause what, that's probably ⁓ ten years ago. Probably. Jack: Yeah, just recorded it. Yeah. Day with the Meaghs? Probably close to that. Luke: I would like to do that sometime 'cause that was we were at my house. We just recreate that shot for shot and see just how much things have changed. I think it would be hilarious. Jack: It would be. Is we just I mean w it was just a day with our friends. We just walked around. Luke: Yeah. Ugh, fucking good times. Jack: I made a camping video when I got into camping and I titled it Most Boring Camping Video because it was so boring. I thought I was gonna be like outdoor boys, but I couldn't even start a fire. Luke: Yeah. You should have made one well I guess we didn't really do much either. I I guess you tried whenever ⁓ we went camping on the river with Lewis. You were filming some of that, weren't you? Jack: It was embarrassing. ⁓ yeah, but I didn't I was just on my phone, I think. Luke: Right. Yeah, we should just let's do that with this channel. Like whenever we're together or something we go do something, let's just record it and see what the fuck happens. Jack: Yeah, I think that'd be fun. And that could get us I mean, we could just record us like fishing or something or it could even lead us into wild adventures. Luke: Yeah. Yeah. Who knows? Like so many possibilities. ⁓ Jack: Hops called Luke: Ha ha. Yeah, I it's I was just ⁓ 'cause I had a memory pop up last or ⁓ two nights ago and I was bored so I just kinda scrolled through all of our memories or my memories on Snapchat. Like s the just be like in middle school, not even high school, like the drinking stuff. Just in middle school, like we just literally walked fucking everywhere. Like we would Jack: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Luke: And just bike everywhere and do just fun stuff as kids. It was really cool. Jack: Yeah. It's pretty fun. Luke: Trying to think of like a specific thing. I can't remember now. Jack: ⁓ I remember when we w walked to the football field and ⁓ or we just like I think we're just like playing football in the dark. Luke: Yeah. We would do that a lot. Jack: 'Cause you could turn the lights on. Luke: Yeah, you could flip the track lights on and still have enough light to be able to see and just play football for hours in the middle of the night. Jack: Yeah. Ding don ditching at ⁓ Will's house, that was fun. Luke: ⁓ my god, that was so funny. I rem we had the whole baseball team over to his house and we were ding ding dong ditching. Someone almost got caught. I think we ding dong ditched one of like our teachers or a substitute teacher ⁓ yeah. Jack: Yeah, it was just this old guy. And we just kept on doing it over and over again. And if I mean he could probably see us like fifteen of us just hiding behind a tree and then sprinting away. Luke: Hiding Yeah. Yeah. It would always like evolve into like the craziest story ever when you told it like at school the ⁓ the next day or on Monday. It's like and then he shot at us, Blake got hit in the leg, like Jack: Bro, I think he had a gun. His dog bit me. He let his daisily let his German shepherds out and they attacked us. Luke: That's what I'll tell my kids whenever I'm reminiscing. Yeah, goddamn. Jack: I tripped on a landmine in his yard. classic. But yeah, now we just then we just now we just freaking hammer beers. Which is pretty fun also. It's pretty fun. It's like one of the most fun things. Luke: Then we found beer. Which is arguably way more fun, yeah. Well, and I I don't know about you, and obviously I live in a different state now. But I've almost kind of gotten a little tired of the bar scene, you know? I'd rather sit in ⁓ I'd rather sit in someone's basement or over at someone's house where it's just like the people you want to hang out with, because then more shenanigans evolve from that setting. Jack: Yeah. Definitely. I was gonna say Luke: Like you're at the bar, you're at the you're at the bar, you go to the bar, you drink, you leave. Shenanigans evolve from being somewhere else. Jack: Yeah. I wanna I'm pretty much strictly a night drinker right now. I wanna get more into day drinking. Luke: Day drinking is the best. When you just have when you have a day where you can really just let it eat, it's it's way it's more it's more fun because it's kind of like ⁓ I shouldn't really be as drunk as I am right now. It's three o'clock or ten in the morning, you know? Like I'm already hammered. Jack: Mm-hmm. ⁓ Yeah. Maybe maybe we go fishing, crack a couple brews, come back home, fire up the grill. It's like, what more can you ask for? Luke: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And then if you know, either you keep it going into the night and you dr drink all night, or if you want to go to bed, you already drank for eight plus hours. You go to bed, you wake up feeling great the next day. 'Cause you go to bed at like eight o'clock. Jack: Yeah. Great. Yeah, that's what gets you. The lack of sleep. When you go to bed at two AM, you're fucked. Luke: Well and technically when you're drunk your brain doesn't sleep because your synapses are still firing. So you're b kinda just like faking your way through it and that's why you wake up and you still feel tired as shit. Jack: Yeah. You wake up, eat breakfast, and go back to sleep for eight hours. Luke: Yeah. I haven't done that in a while though. I've yeah I've gotten in to a phase where like when I get really drunk, my body still just naturally wakes up fairly early. But the best thing to do go ahead. Jack: Yeah. I got pretty drunk on I said I got pretty drunk on Friday and then woke up at like eight o'clock and it was great. So it sucks you have such a great night and then you just sleep all day and then you wake up and you wanna kill yourself 'cause it's two PM. Luke: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The best thing to do is just is when you wake up, if you wake up early, get up, shower, and then just go try and do something productive. Jack: ⁓ yeah. A shower, that'll wake you up. Luke: Showers help wake you up, but then like if if I'll wait ⁓ wake up, go shower, eat breakfast, and then go lay back down on the couch or something, watch T V, I'm probably falling back asleep. If I if I can go get up, take a shower, eat breakfast, and then go like be productive, like yard work or even go to the gym or literally just anything that gets me moving and makes my brain think, I feel ten times better. Jack: You're fucked. Yeah. Today I cut the grass. Luke: Nice. Jack: It was pretty epic. Luke: Yeah, you don't push mode though. You have a sit in, riding mower. Kinda doesn't really count, but I got a big dog. Jack: Yeah. 'Cause I got a big yard. Well, it's my parents' yard, but still. I think whoever cuts the grass it's their yard. Luke: Ha ha ha. True, you're the keeper of the yard. Jack: True. I was going over some big sticks. That's a no. That's a no no, but Luke: Ooh it's a dangerous game to play, but if you can get if you can get past it, you're fine. The worst as a kid, whenever I was like too young to really mow the grass, 'cause we have a push mower and w a big hill. Or not a big hill, but a hill. I don't know. I wasn't mowing the grass yet, but my dad would always make me go pick up all the sticks in the yard before he ⁓ mowed the grass. Jack: I'm not pi I'm not picking up the sticks. ⁓ Picking up sticks is the worst. Luke: I mean this motherfucker, it would be a stick like the size of my finger if I missed it, he'd be like, Sticks in the yard still. I'm gonna go cut the back, you better get all the sticks out of the goddamn front yard. Like they're gone. He's Or acorns, like we'd have a 'cause we used to have a big oak tree in our front yard. All the acorns is like Get get a get all those acorns out of here. I don't wanna fuck it up my lawnmower. I'm like, ⁓ my god. He's like, Well, get a rake. Jack: Okay. Lawnmowers ruined. There's like a million acorns. Luke: Rake ⁓ up. Jack: I think a acorn ricochet off a tree. Luckily I was wearing goggles to keep the dust out of my eyes, but it hit off this tree and smoked me right here. Luke: Mm-hmm. Mmm. Mmm. Maybe that fucking hurt. It's blue collar work. Jack: It's dangerous. Mowin the grass is dangerous. Hey, weren't we talking about scams earlier? But we didn't really get into it. I said a good s I I said a good scam would be selling alcohol to high schoolers on prom. Luke: Yeah. Yeah, you want me to Yeah, you could really upcharge them. The only thing is you have to find a lot of them to sell to. You have to I mean it's one day out of the year that you're making any money. And you better they better not get fucking caught or rat on your ass, because then you're fucked. That's the only thing. It's dangerous. Jack: Yeah. Yeah, it's seasonal. Yeah. Yeah. That would be bad crime to get caught for. Luke: I mean i supplying alcohol to miners is probably just a slap on the wrist, but like if someone dies and you've done it, you're fucked. Yeah. You gotta go on some list for like the rest of your life. You got Jack: But then everyone calls you a pedophile. Yeah, he was selling the alcohol to the kids and then he'd fuck them all. Luke: That's not we want we want to get into at all, but disavow. But yeah, I mean you gotta be able to take advantage of these kids somehow in a in a scamming way, not in a sexual way. Jack: It's just Of course. I know you meant that way. I love I love taking advantage of kids. Luke: But like They will I mean I guess it honestly these days it's probably hard to find a hard working bunch of kids. But if you can get some that will work for you and work for cheap and then kick you all the profit back, there you go. It's just a glorified pyramid scheme. And you get a new crop of them every single year. Jack: It's It's so s strange, like I don't know how I didn't know the price of things when I was like a kid. Luke: Twenty bucks got me through an entire two weeks. Or week. Jack: Yeah. But like trying to buy alcohol or beer, it's like, Yeah, this thirty rec beer cost a hundred bucks. Luke: Yeah. Well I feel like I mean when we were younger, like freshmen and sophomores, I mean not even really freshmen, sophomores slash juniors in high school, we would kind of just like the older kids had it figured out, they got beer somehow from whoever, and we would just mooch off them and pay them back. Like I r I remember just multiple times going to a party and like Jack: Like what the fuck? Luke: Okay, I brought like a few beers that I swiped from my old p my parents' garage, fridge, and put them in a cooler. It was like, Hey, I'm gonna put my stuff in this cooler. Yeah, sure. And I just drink like the three beers I brought and then continue to drink out of the cooler for the rest of the night. Jack: Yeah. Yeah. That's smart. Hey man, can I use your cooler? Where's all my gear? Luke: Yeah. Well like but then I mean once we got older people had fakes and we were able to fake our way through it and get beer ourselves for the regular beer price. I don't ever think we overpaid too much for beer, like buying it from someone, did you? Jack: No, I don't think so. I definitely got scammed buying ⁓ vapes though. My first time. Luke: Hmm that's where they get ya. That's where they get ya. Jack: Did you ever buy it and they would take a pod? Luke: No, I never I didn't really vape at all. Jack: ⁓ yeah. Well that was brutal. Luke: I mooched. Jack: Yeah. Big time. That's the way to go. Luke: Yeah, not ashamed. But like no, i I would get so I mowed a f I did mow a few grasses in high school or a few lawns, mowed a few lawns, and I had jobs in the summer, so I was fine. But like I got paid cash for mowing lawns. It was like okay, I need twenty dollars to fill up my car every two weeks, and then I need twenty to thirty dollars for beer. Jack: Mm-hmm. Luke: It's like, okay, fifty bucks is getting me through this next two weeks. I'm fine. Jack: Yeah. It's nice that's nice and also like in college it's nice also. 'Cause you're just renting a house, you go to class, you have a job after work or after school or whatever on the weekend and it's like all you buy is beer and food. And that's just Luke: Yeah. No other expenses. Yeah, I know. Now insurance, personal property taxes. ⁓ that shit's kicking me in the ass. Insurance in Florida is ridiculous. Jack: Bro, the premiums are out of control. Like ⁓ health insurance? Luke: No, car insurance. Jack: ⁓ did you get ⁓ Florida plates? Luke: Yeah, I have ⁓ well I guess I didn't have to, but I'm yeah, and I ha technically you're supposed to switch your insurance over. ⁓ but like my license my license expires in a month. So I gotta get a license renewed, I gotta get a Florida license, so I have to get I kinda have to. Jack: Since you're probably gonna be there a little. You're gonna get a Florida license? Are you a official like a Florida resident? Luke: Florida resident? I guess, yeah. I mean I live here. Jack: That's pretty cool. You have like the Florida with the oranges license plate or? Luke: Once I get it, I haven't done it yet. 'Cause I'm gonna do that all once I get my license renewed, I'm just gonna get my ⁓ truck registered in Florida. Jack: ⁓ I wonder what a Florida license looks like. Luke: Yeah, I don't know. Probably stupid. Jack: Probably a friggin' seagull or some shit on there. Luke: I ⁓ I want to the like get my Florida license and when I come to Missouri with my Florida license, like I want somebody to think it's fake. And then like try yeah. And then I'll just call the cops on ⁓ and big dick ⁓ Like, ⁓ that's not fake. What are you gonna do now, fat ass? Jack: Mm-hmm. Call the cops. Arrest him. Fatty. Luke: ⁓ I o I wanna fight a bouncer so bad. Jack: Yeah, I haven't Luke: I think they're just steroid gym bulked freaks that probably don't really know how to fight. Jack: ⁓ yeah, definitely. I went to this b bar in Texas and it's just like this I mean it's a I guess forty thousand people live in the town, but it's not like a city by any means. It's and I went to this bar and the bouncer just has a bulletproof vest and a gun and I'm like, Holy fuck, what is happening? It's like we're across from an Applebee's right now. Luke: Yeah, I wouldn't fight him. I wouldn't fight that guy. He would just shoot you. But yeah, I don't know. It's also like maybe I'm just cocky. But you see this tiny scrawny little people that do MMA all the time or they're like they know jujitsu or something where they know like pressure points and arm bars and all that stuff. It's like, okay, that's cool, like competition style, I guess. I wanna fight you so bad just because you try and put me in like an arm bar. I'm gonna gouge out your fucking eye. Jack: This is str this is real life. I have a knife. Luke: Yeah, like I Yeah I'm like okay, you're not supposed to hit someone in the back of the neck in MMA. If we're fighting, I'm gonna fucking destroy the back of your neck. Like I'm gonna bite it. I'm gonna rip out your fucking jugular and then gouge your eyes and fish hook your ass. Have you ever fish hook someone? That's the best way to disable anybody. That's better than anything they'll teach you in martial arts. You know what a fish hook is? Jack: ⁓ yeah. Should have just gone. I'm gonna punch you in the nuts also. Ha ha ha. So So like Luke: Yeah. You grab grab ⁓ by their the lips of their mouths and pull. You could rip their face off if you pull hard enough. That's what you want to get someone in. Jack: Yeah. That could work. Luke: I did that to someone in college one time. ⁓ Just he was just being a little he was being a little prick. He was being a little prick and he was one of our pledges. Jack: We're like Classic fledge. Luke: Being a little prick and he kinda sat down and I walk got up, walked around around him, got to his back and fish hooked him from behind and was pull was pulling him. Like, You gonna quit being a little asshole? You gonna quit being a little shithead? He's like, Uh-huh. All right. Enough. Jack: All right. You didn't have to make me do that, but Luke: I didn't want to do that. If you r Jack: I don't wanna be doing this. Luke: ⁓ fuck. You got anything else? Jack: All right, bro. Let's wrap it up. Luke: Alright. Everyone make sure to like, ⁓ comment, subscribe, download, all that good shit. Just subscribe, it's a click of a button. How fucking lazy are you? Jack: Freaking subscribe guys. True. And yeah, if you don't have a YouTube channel, just make one. It takes two minutes. Luke: Two fucking minutes. Email and password. Email and password. That's all you need. Jack: Maybe even one minute. Right. All right. Let's get out of here. We got busy s we got stuff to do. Luke: All right. Peace. Peace. Jack: Mm-hmm.