Seth: Good morning, Sydney, Australia. Good day, mate.

Bren: At forty two Wallaby Way Sydney. Address no one will ever forget.

Seth: It's probably one of the only hatresses I can remember. I literally had to almost sound mine out like hooked on phonics a couple days ago. I was like, one. You right. My bad. Ooh.

Bren: Don't say it right.

Seth: Yeah, I'm gonna open it. ⁓ we to do the the Twitter bit too. Not the Twitter, the

Bren: A Mimimimska. The which one?

Seth: Broom broom. ⁓ the tinderbit. That's good one. That's a really good one. cool. I'm just gonna ask you how you're doing. You tell me all the outlandish shit going on with you. Are we going to do the beginning? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Do you want to do it differently? No.

Bren: Are we going to do the beginning? ⁓ okay. No, I just didn't know if we were gonna start with just talking or going and saying what we you usually say. What was it? It's the not that one, 'cause that's the one you're typing in, right? That's the one, yes. But then ⁓ season four. That one? I think that's the one that I built for ⁓

Seth: That's one yes. But then ⁓ season one, episode four. I think that's the one that I built for us.

Bren: Yeah, yeah.

Seth: Yeah, that's it. I love it.

Bren: I don't want see your questions already. Say what? I didn't want to see your questions already. ⁓ I know, but I was saying I didn't want to click the wrong one. Yeah, I'm tracking it if that makes sense. ⁓ no, what have I been doing? No, we're gonna start in second I'm

Seth: Say what? I don't want to see your questions already. My questions aren't on there. ⁓ I but I was saying I didn't wrong button. Got it. Okay. Yeah, I'm tracking. That makes sense. No, I'm gonna we're gonna start in a second. I'm just letting you know. ⁓ damn. ⁓ cool, you ready? Welcome, she you burped.

Bren: I burped. You made some sort of noise, I thought you

Seth: You made such a noise. I thought it was a burp. And it popped up like right on your mic as I started talking and I was like, That's perfect. Doesn't mean welcome.

Bren: Should have farted.

Seth: If you that mic is in your asshole, make sure we never switch mics. Welcome, she's gazing nays, to when opposites attached. The podcast feels like hanging out. I'm your host, Seth.

Bren: Mm-hmm. And I'm your host, Brent.

Seth: ⁓ boy, it's Brennan and me again. ⁓ it's disgusting. We should be medicated.

Bren: Becca was telling me she was listening to the last one on the way to Witch Tall. They were going to Sam's club and her and my mom were listening to it. And my mom was like, That's ex Camille, I that's who did it. I know that's who did it. And I was like Becca was like, Mom, shut up. ⁓

Seth: Mm-hmm. ⁓ yeah, absolutely. No, it was for sure. It was for sure, Camilla.

Bren: She is a diehard lady die fan.

Seth: We need to I'm gonna Amazon her a mic and she can log in with us one day. I w honestly I wonder if you could do it from your phone, 'cause you know they're USB mics. ⁓ cool, what's up? How's it going?

Bren: as I sat there and cough. ⁓ I almost died this week. You know this. I it Yaw, I was so sick this week. ⁓ but luckily it was after ⁓ getting back from Chicago. If I would have felt like that there, I I it would have been the worst time of my life. I would have asked to go home early.

Seth: And die. ⁓ my gosh. It was pitiful. Yeah. If I would have felt like that there ⁓ yeah. We'd have been miserable. Yeah. Yeah. I can I leave, teacher? We don't want to've had to ask, you could just left. We would have understood, but I don't even know if I would have wanted to travel that sick. I I probably would have. Yeah, it was bad. You know, I got the reason I thought it was pharyngitis is because I had it in college once and it was like debilitating. Because it's just everything right here in your neck like swells up. But you're better now?

Bren: Yeah. I I probably wouldn't want to travel that sick. No, I got the reason I thought it was fair ⁓ my gosh, so much better. I it was wild to me. I didn't even I've never been that sick in my life. Especially with fever like that. Maybe as a child, but I've never felt my fever be that high that I could feel it. You know, 'cause I've had fever before, but it's been like ninety nine or you know, something like that. And whenever they told me it was like one ⁓ two, almost one ⁓ three, I was like, ⁓ shit.

Seth: Yeah, yeah. You

Bren: Like that's crazy. And then it took forever for them to get it down. I was Well, they were treating me for something, but it ended up being gonorrhea. It was not gonorrhea. Well what's crazy is like they couldn't even tell me what it was. That's wild. Yeah.

Seth: Yeah. Well they were treating you for something, but it ended up being gonorrhea. ⁓ I'm sorry. Syphilos. That's wild. ⁓ okay, so did I don't know if I ever told you, but you were in the ER as this the same time as my the lead in my office. At the same hospital. Yeah, and ⁓ yeah, he went yeah, Monday, Monday evening. And he was there but he was there all week. ⁓ well and you know, let me take that back. He was there all week, but he wasn't in the ER. They admitted him. Okay, okay, that's what I was like. But when he got to the ER Monday night,

Bren: ⁓ my gosh. I went but he was there all week. ⁓ let me take that back. He was there all week but he wasn't in the ER. They admitted him. Okay, okay. That's why I was like, wait a minute.

Seth: There were still like there were people in the hallways. Like with you.

Bren: Yeah. Yeah, I was in the hallway for seven hours. It had to be seven couple. Seven. I brought my charger. Why I grabbed my charger? No idea. Yeah. If anything, I brought my charger. So

Seth: It had to be so uncomfortable. How did your phone not die? Did you have a charger? She's gonna survive. But yeah. If anything, I'll be in a charger. I'm telling you, the end of the world, it's gonna be cockroaches and Brennan's charger. With a fridge cigarette. ⁓ my god, that would have been miserable. What do you do? Count ceiling tiles?

Bren: I I cannot be without my phone. Yeah, because then how would I would how would I have let people know anything? Like I it was just wild. But

Seth: Yeah. Yeah. I'm not gonna mention who but somebody was mad at me for not picking up the phone. I was like, ma'am, ma'am. What but what? Somebody I whatever. ⁓ it was crazy 'cause she put Shilomi in a group chat and then when I finally got th got on the phone with her, she said, Sorry I was being a bitch and I was like, I didn't think you were

Bren: You weren't the only one. She is very protective. What boy? Somebody out here or whatever. Yeah.

Seth: I guess I really appreciate direct and she was just being direct. I had reread it several times and I was like, I don't think you're being a bitch and then we got on the phone, she's being a total bitch. And I was like I was like, Sister, I but I I wasn't offended because I get it, like you're five, ten minutes from him, Seth, why didn't you answer the phone? And I was like, I can't if it doesn't wake me up, I don't know what to do. You know what I'm saying? In hindsight

Bren: Yeah. That tracks. get it. Like you're five, ten minutes from him. Seth, why didn't you answer the phone? Like I can't if it doesn't wake me up, I don't know what to do. Yeah. Yeah. In hindsight, I would have said call Jay because he sleeps with his watch on. Yeah. Actually, let me give the listeners a little bit of context. 'Cause we're talking about this mysterious phone call and I'm sure they were like, This is serious

Seth: I would have said call Jay because he sleeps with his watch on. Actually, let me give the listeners a little bit of context. 'Cause we're talking about this mysterious phone call and I'm sure they were like, This is so stupid. ⁓ before you left your house or like while you were driving to the ER, you were trying to call someone so they could just distract you. 'Cause you were delusional.

Bren: Trying to call someone so they could ⁓ just distract you. ⁓ huh. Yes. I ⁓ well because I there was there's a new spot on ⁓ tenth street here that has two roundabouts.

Seth: Mm. Like ten yards from each other.

Bren: Very high fever, Bryn, very nauseated, very dizzy is not good. I was on the curb riding one of ⁓ Like just going around on top of the curb. And and and then y you should have heard the panic in my voice. Like it was I w at one time Becca's like, pull over, I'm calling nine one one now. She was like, I call an ambulance. She's like, I'm she was absolutely terrified. She was like, I will call the ambulance now.

Seth: Yeah. Yeah. That's not funny. Yeah. Yeah, she was like, I will call an ambulance for you.

Bren: And I just kept saying, It's right here, I can see it. I don't know if I could see it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I and I remember just r going through red lights. If I didn't see cars, I just drove right through it. I was like, I'm getting to this hospital. just 'cause I was like, I cannot do this anymore. But the and of course, you know, reading online

Seth: Saying it's right here, I can see know if I could see No, you could not from that not from from there. Yeah. I and I I get it. I get it. It's like I'm getting to this hospital. ⁓ huh.

Bren: was talking about if your fever gets too high, like what can come of it. And and they said that like like and even the the doctor there was like even 104 is dangerous. Like that's that's seizures. And I was like, ⁓ my God, get my temperature fucking down. Like shit. but yeah I was I was glad I went and like I said I didn't want anyone to bring me because I knew I'd be there a while.

Seth: It'll boil your brain. Yeah. my god, yeah, my temperature fucking shit. Sure. I just needed someone to watch my location who had it. Yeah. And of course she know what I called her.

Bren: I just needed someone to watch my location who had it. Yeah. And ⁓ of course Chanel, when I called her phone it went straight to voicemail and was like, Shit And then you said, Call me twice and it'll ring and I can't tell you why then we can't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Seth: Yeah. And I can't tell you why I didn't wake me up. I and I didn't even take like C P time meds. It was like my normal vitamins and stuff. So it wasn't like I was even passed out hard, but I'd maybe you just needed to keep calling. I'm I'm going to blame you for me not waking me up.

Bren: And I'll blame you because you told me only twice it wakes you up.

Seth: I know. I I looked it at my phone after it messed up that morning and I didn't answer that evening. I looked it up and it it said if someone calls repeatedly it will break through the do not disturb. So Yeah. Anyway, I hate your sister now. No, just kidding. I love you. I'm just kidding, I promise.

Bren: Yeah. Anyway, I hate your sister and I don't just And then ⁓ I call Becca and I don't know if she's a light sleeper or not, but I mean it was two rings and she's like, Hello. And I was like and I could remember I could barely talk 'cause I was on a curb getting off of it. ⁓ and I was like, I need help and she was like, Where are you at? Like started panicking. I was like, No, I'm going to the ER watch my location and she was like, Okay and she's looking and she's like, What hospital? Where you have okay, make her right here. I was like, Girl, I know where I'm going. I just need you to watch me. But absolutely wild.

Seth: Yeah. That's crazy. And I hate that for you because there's there's a hospital, another two, three minute drive, the best. I've never waited more than maybe fifteen minutes in the ER.

Bren: That's crazy.

Seth: way better. I love them. And I feel like their prices are cheaper and if you pay your copay, like on the spot, they give you a fifty dollar discount.

Bren: Hey, like on the spot they give you a fifty dollar discount. Huh. I wish I had a friend that would have answered that would've told me where honestly to go.

Seth: Honestly. ⁓ well, we can say for sure that I did not ignore your phone call. I never would have just let it ring.

Bren: Take forever if I did not ignore your phone. No, I know. I know you just let it right. ⁓ But like I said, I didn't want anybody to go with me. I did not want anybody to show up. I didn't want anybody to take me because I knew it would take forever. Well, ⁓ if I had answered

Seth: Well, if I had answered and we had gone to Saint Anthony Well I can cut around that. If I had answered and we had gone to the hospital that I n that I really like, ⁓ way cleaner, way nicer, ⁓ I would have came inside with you. I wouldn't have cared. I had a light load the next morning. I think I taught for a few hours and then I went to the Yeah, I think it was easy.

Bren: Yeah, 'cause you were here by twelve or you were leaving by like one t one o'clock.

Seth: Well, when I when I woke up and saw all your stuff, I tried to lay back down and get up at my normal time but ⁓ I couldn't go back to sleep. So I just got up and went to work. And they as long as you work your eight hours, I don't care if you started at five or at, you know, ten thirty.

Bren: All your stuff. ⁓ Yeah. I know because there was when I was texting you at one point, you said, I'm gonna go back to sleep, I'll text you when I wake up and it was like ten minutes later, you were like, So blah blah blah blah blah I was like thought you were going back to bed

Seth: Yeah, because there was when I was texting you They're ridiculous. I ⁓ you know, and I really like those early mornings because like so Jake gets home from work at like five and so when I get to work at four in the ⁓ or five in the morning and I get off at one, ⁓ it's just like it's my time. If I wanna go shopping, or if I wanna go get groceries, or if I want to read or whatever. I really like those early mornings. They're just a pain because I feel like I pay for it for twenty four hours because I for sure did not go to bed at eight o'clock. I didn't fall asleep at eight o'clock the night before. I'm glad you're feeling better. You look better.

Bren: I really like those early mornings. They're just a pain because I feel like I paid it for twenty five. No. So that's been that's what's been ⁓ my gosh, cut. That has been what's been going on with me, but feel so much better. ⁓ my gosh. You you cracked me up because you said ⁓ I I came in party some stuff, made sure you were taken care of. And then I sat down on your couch where you are right now and you looked at me and you said, So are you going into the gym? And I like, ⁓ this bitch wants me to leave I didn't even realize I of the twenty four hours of that day I slept probably twenty three. Yeah. Like

Seth: I'm glad. Y you cracked me up 'cause you said ⁓ I I came and brought you some stuff, made sure you were taken care of. And then I sat down on your couch where you are right now and you looked at me and you said, So are you going to the gym? And I like, ⁓ this bitch wants me to leave So I said, Okay, I'm outta here Yeah. Yeah. Which is what you needed. Yeah, very much very much what you needed. And then we came back later that night after I got She Who Must Not Be Named on the phone. I'm just kidding, I love ya. ⁓ I came back over and you were like, You were just here thirty minutes ago and I was like, Brent, that was eight hours ago. ⁓

Bren: Which is what you mean. Insane. Yeah. I swear it felt like it was so quick and y'all were back through the door and you were making me eat again.

Seth: Yeah. It if you can eat, you just need to eat. Something needs to go in your body that's gonna give you some sort of nutrition when you're sick. I don't care what it is, if it's lifesavers, if it's saltine crackers. And I'm I

Bren: And I'm I'm one that will if I'm not hungry I will not eat. I have to be forced. I'm okay with that, but you were weirdly a really good patient. You were let me take your

Seth: You know I'm okay with that, but you were weirdly a really good patient. You were a really good. You let me take your temperature. You didn't even mind me putting it in your ass. ⁓ I thought it was a bigger one. No. ⁓ It was that you were checking your thing. No. It was a bar stool. That was big. ⁓ it was a T V remote? You got Roku'd. ⁓

Bren: Yeah. ⁓ I thought it was your finger. No. ⁓ It was I thought you were checking through your finger, not through the thermometer. It was a bar screen. That was big. You got rope. That's ⁓ I've been looking for that remote.

Seth: ⁓ my god, it's still there. I pulled it out, got your temperature, and put it right the fuck back in. So stupid. No, you were a great patient. Cause you know who's not a great patient? No. Jay fucking Jocelyn. ⁓ my word, that child. He is the worst. I have to fight him to take his medicine. I have to fight him to ⁓ to bathe or like whatever. And it's not like

Bren: Ha ha. You? No. J fucking Jocelyn. ⁓ he's not Mm.

Seth: He's like, no, I'm not doing it. But he was like, no, I'm fine. I'm like, no, honey, it's it's been two days. I I will shower you. Like, don't worry. All you have to do is stand there. Let me change your clothes. Let me get your new meds. And he was like, Well, you know, my fever is 112. I don't need hypuprofen. When you hear this, Jay. But he I've said this to him a million times. The worst patient.

Bren: When you hear those guys. Well, I I wondered why whenever ⁓ the second time y'all had got here, I think I had just showered and you were like, ⁓ good, you got in the shower Yeah And I was like, people don't shower when they're sick

Seth: Yeah. Obvious I I don't know why he does that to me.

Bren: I I y no matter what sickness it is, I feel so much better after I shower. I will sit in there for an hour if I have to, if I can.

Seth: is I feel so much better after I shower. ⁓ yeah. I will sit in there for an hour if I have to. Yeah if I can I feel exactly the same way. But water to me is healing. Is if I can get the sound of water or really hot water. One time I was really sick in college and ⁓ well it was summer break. But my boyfriend and I went and lived with ⁓ his mom and sister in Higdon, Alabama. ⁓ girl, girl. Anyway

Bren: Yeah. really hot water and I was really sick in college. And ⁓ well it was summer break, but my boyfriend and I ⁓ You dated your cousin? Yeah.

Seth: Yes, twice. ⁓ no, I was not related to this guy. I've never been related to a boyfriend before. Anyway, ⁓ and we both had gotten this this stomach bug and I was literally in the shower and it was coming out of both ends and I was like, I am in this man's mom's house. I'm sure she can hear everything that is happening right now, but I was fine. As long as the shower was on. I was fine.

Bren: Yeah. I I was I was that sick once thrown up in the shower and I remember grabbing my phone and Snapchatting it, like myself throwing up so I could send it to my brother in law. So I could be like, Is this normal? 'Cause he's a nurse. I was like, I need you to look at this. I was like, is this throw up normal? Yeah. I'm gonna cut around this part, but that's Fran, right? Yeah.

Seth: Send it to my brother in law so I can be like, is this normal? God, I look at this. That is hilarious. I was like, is this throw normal? Yeah. I'm gonna cut around this part, but that's Fran, right? You're talking about Fran? Okay, good. I don't want to mention his name. ⁓ Yeah. I I've been that sick.

Bren: Yeah.

Seth: There were three years, twenty twenty one, twenty two, and twenty three, that Jay and I both got really sick in April and it was like deathly ill. That if we had if it had lasted maybe one more day in that intensity, we probably would have passed out from being so dehydrated. Nothing would stay in our body. Except a ⁓ Roku remote. Found the title of the episode.

Bren: Nothing was staying in our body. Yeah. Except a ⁓ Roku remote. Yeah. They ⁓ they gave ⁓ I had four IV bags.

Seth: I'm tell and they told you that it was hydration and antibiotics, right? Yeah. Yeah, IV, antibiotic, you should have felt better twenty within twelve to twenty four hours. Yeah, I'm telling you. I'll I'll go to my grave thinking that we had something viral. But maybe something viral wouldn't have cleared up in three days, four days. I don't know. You know, I haven't it's been a while since I've practiced medicine.

Bren: Yeah. Yeah, I V and in twelve to twenty four hours. Yeah, I'm telling you. I'll I'll go to my grade thinking that we I don't know. Yeah. You know, I haven't it's been a while since I've practiced medicine. It's been another life. It was when we were burned at the stakes. And they called that witchery. Not doctors. Yeah. I don't have a doctor to give me up.

Seth: I think it was another life. I was a witch. Yeah. I was literally a witch. Yeah. All those Yeah. I didn't have a doctorate degree. I was practicing ⁓ witchcraft with my coven. ⁓ Yeah, and y there's a a meme that pops up on Facebook that says ⁓ they didn't burn witches, they burnt women and I like, No no no I was burnt too and I was pretty sure I was a dude. Yeah. That was what's up

Bren: Ha ha ha. So besides me, what have you been doing this week?

Seth: ⁓ a bitch is tired, man. You know, Chicago, I don't want to reveal t reveal too much 'cause we still need to do our episode with David and I think we're gonna have a lot of fun with that. But ⁓ last weekend we didn't go to bed before four AM Maybe that last night it like three thirty, but it was still really early or really late.

Bren: Mm. Mm-hmm. Maybe I was just tired, I wasn't sick.

Seth: ⁓ no, we were sick. I felt really poorly. And each time I came over here I meant to bring you these like medicated lozenges. ⁓ but I was afraid because they didn't look like Roku you wouldn't want ⁓ But ⁓ I'm seriously gonna name the episode Where's My Remote? ⁓ no things have been going th things were okay. It was a weird week. I ⁓ I also wasn't feeling well, but

Bren: Yeah. wasn't feeling well but because we weren't we didn't like sleep super well because it was a different environment. We loved ⁓ the the accommodations were great but you know it's you don't really like adjust to a new place in four nights. anyway so this week I I had gone to bed like ten thirty, eleven o'clock and normally I'm asleep by like nine.

Seth: Because we weren't we didn't like sleep super well because it was a different environment. Our host was fantastic. We loved ⁓ the the accommodations were great, but you know, it's you don't really like adjust to a new place in four nights. ⁓ anyway, so this week I I had gone to bed like ten thirty, eleven o'clock, and normally I'm asleep at like nine. ⁓ otherwise, I mean it was busy. We did some scheduling for the podcast. ⁓ I got a lot done at work. I had to teach every day this week. Things are really good. I okay, so ⁓ a funny story about yesterday. I'm gonna tell the scenario that happened in the pool because it's funny and I know my husband's gonna be like, God damn it, Seth. ⁓ but I'm gonna tell you about the time I got the reaction I wanted, okay? Because a bitch is gonna tell a story and he's gonna get the reaction he wants, okay? So, we Jay had made a new friend and he came and hung out with us in the pool. And there was a group of us

Bren: Things are really good. I okay, so, ⁓ a funny story about yesterday. I'm gonna tell the scenario that happened in the pool because it's funny and I know my husband's gonna be like, God damn it, Seth. But I'm gonna tell you about the time I got the reaction I wanted, okay? Because a bitch is gonna tell a story and he's gonna get the reaction he wants, okay? So, ⁓ we Jay had made a new friend and he came and hung out with us in the pool. And there was a group of us and this young kid, he's probably twenty two, twenty three years old, and looks at Jay and starts complimenting him and he's like, the gym is really working for you. Like it you look good. You look like really good.

Seth: And this young kid, he's probably twenty two, twenty three years old, and looks at Jay and starts complimenting him and he's like, the gym, it's really working for you. Like it you look good. You look like really good. Like I can tell you're going hard. It was a little bold, okay? So I'm not really would you describe me as possessive?

Bren: Like I can tell you're going hard. It was a little bold, okay? So I'm not really would you describe me as possessive? No. I'm with with maybe in like certain circ circumstances and your husband, you you y he's he's yours. Yeah, I can think that's mine. Yeah. I have raised that golden retreat.

Seth: I'm I'm Certain circ circumstances and your husband, you I mean he's my possession. Yeah, he's that's mine. I have raised that golden retriever from from I got him at a as a puppy. So this kid looks at he's complimenting my husband and I look at him and I was like, ⁓ that was bold right in front of me. And he said, Ha ha and then this kid looks me dead in the eyes in my own house where I am on the deed, looks at me and says So

Bren: Ha ha ha. And says So, do you go to the gym? I'm at a bar with with Jack last night. I'm hanging out with Jack and he brings over a that he was hanging out with. And so I tell this story. His name is Mike. I tell this story, and Mike goes, No the fuck he did not. And I was like, Finally, someone who gets it. ⁓ really? Someone gets it? No, no, no.

Seth: Do you go to the gym? ⁓ I'm at a bar with with Jack last night. I'm hanging out with Jack and he brings over a friend that he was hanging out with. And so I tell this story. His name is Mike. I tell this story and Mike goes, No the fuck he did not and I was like, Finally, someone who gets it ⁓ really? No, no, no. You got it via text. I'm sorry. I get I didn't get to see your reaction. I I I imagined it. ⁓ But I didn't

Bren: My reaction was almost at your house.

Seth: Hey, yeah. I feel a little bad. ⁓ well actually I behaved. So I wasn't I was not bad to him the rest of the night or anything, but he ended up leaving and my husband ⁓ this kid gets up for the I said he was twenty two, he's not a kid. He gets ready to leave and Jay's like, Are you leaving? And he was like, Yeah, I have to get up early for work. No, you don't. It's it's a Sunday bitch. Shut up. Yes, but Mike last night and then I also asked ⁓ David

Bren: Yeah. Gets up further. I he was 22, he's not good. He gets ready to leave and Jay's like, Are you leaving? And he was like, Yeah. Yeah, but Mike last night. And then I also asked.

Seth: The guy we met in Chicago was like, Am I overreacting? He said, No. I probably would have knocked him out. ⁓ So when the when you listen to this kid, I don't imagine your name to dime you out. I'm not mad anymore, but you might not want to go.

Bren: Yeah. So when the when you listen to this kid, I don't remember your name to dime you out. And say some stuff like that.

Seth: No, it Jay ended up confronting him and being like, Hey, not cool. And he was like, You know, I get it. I don't know if I told you this. He he said, Yeah, within ten minutes I'm complimenting Seth's husband and then I look at him and I say something insensitive and I did not mean it that way, and I am so sorry. And I was like, you know, direct felt sincere and I don't feel like it had an ulterior motive. I felt like he like, Yeah, I I get it. 'Cause when I made a passive aggressive comment like an hour and a half later

Bren: Yeah. sincere and I don't feel like it had an ulterior motive. I felt like he like, Yeah, I I get it. Because when I made a passive aggressive comment like an hour and a half later, he was like, No, I was just trying to involve you in the conversation. And then my first thought my exact first thought was any conversation that's happening at my house, I'm involved in it. Yeah. This is my house. I don't know if you know that.

Seth: He was like, No, I was just trying to involve you in the conversation. And then my far thought my exact first thought was, any conversation that's happening at my house, I'm involved. I live here. see this wedding ring and

Bren: So if there's a mound, if anyone goes out to Seth's house and there's a mound, ignore it. I'm just kidding.

Seth: Mm. I'm burying him at the neighbors. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna bury anybody.

Bren: That's me.

Seth: I absolutely would not. It was just a really funny moment because Jay and I ended up being like really mad at each other because he was like, Like why do you have a problem with everybody? And I was like, I could I have let it roll off my back? Sure. But I also didn't want to because don't say shit like that. In hindsight, I think he just ⁓ I think he genuinely was trying to involve me in like, so let's talk about the gym. I you go to the gym.

Bren: Mm-hmm. In hindsight, I think he just ⁓ I think he genuinely was trying to involve me in like, so let's talk about the gym. I you gym, what are you working on? Or like what's your goal? And then he looks at you and he's like, Why don't you? He was like, Hey fat ass well.

Seth: What do you work on? Or like what's your goals right now? Honestly, he was like, Hey fat ass, welcome to the conversation. Glad you're here. Duke. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I felt bad. Little handsome kid too. I think I just didn't have to act like an ass. Now at the party I didn't act like an ass. I was I felt like I was fine. I he may have gotten the vibe that I was like ignoring him a little bit 'cause I was like, I'm going to bully you now.

Bren: Yup. didn't have to act like an ass. Now at the party I didn't act like an ass. I was I felt like I was

Seth: But no, I didn't I'm gonna turn that off.

Bren: Give it No, I don't have a couch pillow but there's them on there. You don't care if I use one? No, I don't mind. Mm. It's the whole bed. It's the whole It's not just a a specific thing.

Seth: It's not just What is ⁓ do you remember when Blanche takes that ⁓ kind of like conservative stuck up boyfriend to that hotel? He was supposed to go on a date with Dorothy and he shows up and he's like, I'm looking for Dorothy and then Blanche, Rose and Sophia are like, I'm Dorothy And then he lands they go to the hotel room, he lands on the bed and he and she says he says, ⁓ it's vibrating and Blanche says, It better at these prices and then then she acts like she's never been. Yeah.

Bren: He was supposed to go on a date with Dorothy and he shows up and he's like, I'm looking for Dorothy and then Blanche, Rose and Sophia are like I'm Dorothy ⁓ yes, yes, yes, yeah. Yeah. And then that she acts like she's never been there before and like the bellhop comes and he's like, My Blanche

Seth: Hi, Mrs. Devereaux. ⁓ that's funny. Do you remember on ⁓ on the show she has two middle names? Like two separate parts of the show? No. ⁓ okay, throw Done. No, I'm about to die. ⁓ Do you remember when they go visit Granny's mansion? They're gonna blow it up and they find her initials. Do you remember?

Bren: No. Mm-hmm. Do you ⁓ remember? I don't remember them. Okay. It's B-E-D. ⁓ yes, yes, yes. Bad.

Seth: Okay. It's B E D. They were like you d didn't even give you a chance. And it shows up again when she gets a ⁓ when Rose finds a picture and it looks like she was sleeping with Rose's husband, Charlie, their pictures infused on top of each other. And her ⁓ her naughty list of all the guys she's been with, the initials on it is bed. But then when her when her nanny

Bren: They're pictures and views on top of each other.

Seth: comes to buy the music box or get the music box after Big Daddy dies. She calls her ⁓ Blanche Marie Hollingsworth.

Bren: Mm-hmm.

Seth: Instead of ⁓ Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux. Anyway, that's just a cool thing in the show. I realized she has two middle names.

Bren: Hmm. Anyway, that's just a cool thing in the I realized she has two middle names. And it's wild how you know, looking back, I've seen like videos talking about inconsistencies and that and I'm like, it's crazy that they didn't have someone that Yeah checked those.

Seth: Yeah. Yeah. You know, I've thought about it, but I just I feel like that show was less static and more like we're we're just enjoying it. Yeah, wasn't even the technicality of everything. Yeah. Well and these days you can upload your script into ⁓ into like a like a digital transcript and then control F things. And then you can categorize things like ⁓ the producer for this show does it.

Bren: Yeah, it wasn't even about the technicality of everything. Well and these days you can upload your script into ⁓ into like a like a digital transcript and then control F things. And you can categorize things like ⁓ the producer for this Mm-hmm.

Seth: I'm just kidding. I do not do that.

Bren: He's been ⁓ just fucking

Seth: I don't know what you're gonna say. Fuck you. Just fuck you, write the fuck off. ⁓ okay, I have where'd my phone go? I'm curious, okay. I guess you're right. It could kick field golds in there. Ooh. Nothing. Not black. Just kidding, we love black.

Bren: Who knows what's in that abyss? Not that black hole. Not black.

Seth: Where the fucking shit? Okay, I we I'm I'm gonna do the a little bit it can still be funny, but it might be a little bit more intense first. if okay, here's a question for you. If someone handed you a box with everything you've ever lost, what's the first thing you would look for?

Bren: If okay, here's a question for you. If someone handed you a box with everything you've ever lost, what's the first thing you would look for? Ringo.

Seth: ⁓ my god I'm about to cry. Stop, hold on.

Bren: He was my ⁓ he was my bear ⁓ growing up. ⁓ I when I went into surgery when I was a kid, my grandmother had bought him for me and we couldn't think of a name and so she was either listening to the Beatles or something, so she's like, Name him Ringo.

Seth: Yeah. ⁓

Bren: And so ⁓ I had him forever. And then when we were moving from ⁓ our country house into town, he my mom said he got lost in the move. And so ⁓ for my whole life I thought he was just lost and we never found him again. And then maybe not even two years ago, if that.

Seth: Yeah. Mm. Yeah.

Bren: I asked my mom I asked my mom about him and she said she put him in the washer and he fell apart. So she just threw him away.

Seth: I'm not gonna like what you're about to say, am I? Mary can hold together a household but not a not a bear.

Bren: So years and years I thought he really got lost in the move. Yeah. He's walking around and and it was he she washed him and he fell absolutely apart and so she just threw him away. Yeah. So yes if I could find anything lost and if I could ever if I I distinctly remember what that bear looks like, the size, everything. If I ever saw that again, I don't care if it was

Seth: He's just out in the world. Yeah. Being someone else's teddy bear. So she just threw him away. ⁓ not Ringo. So yes, find anything if I could if I I distinctly looks like. Yeah. The size, everything. If I ever saw that again, I don't care if it was a thousand dollars, I would buy it. Yeah. Yeah. ⁓ I love that for you. That's really cute. As soon as you said Ringo, I was like, that's not a pet lizard. And it's I'm gonna cry.

Bren: A thousand dollars I would buy it. Yeah. Yeah. ⁓ I love that for you. Yeah. That's really cute. As soon as you said Ringo I was like, that's not a pet lizard. No. Gotta cry.