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Mermaids: going on everybody? Welcome to another episode of the I Trio Podcast. We're gonna continue with the conspiracies. Final episode. Yeah. I'm taking you guys straight out of the conspiracies, straight into horror. Yeah, I love it. Little bit before that though, shout out to today's sponsor. We got our first sponsor in I don't know how long, but is it it's a legit sponsor? Legit. shout out. Thank you. it's jerseys six six one, right? The j the account. J R S Y S six six one. So J R S Y S and then the number six six one. Yeah, so we need jerseys. we got three right now. two NFL, one MBA, and it's you know what I'm saying? It's it's it's good. It's good. Check out that neck. Check out that beautiful neck. You don't get this shit from the other people. Other people be giving you necks that are like fucking Football players be looking like NBA next, bro. I'm telling you. Numbers be all messed up, crooked. All fucked up. 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Yeah. Everything you talk about that you haven't seen in a minute or a while ends up happening. I kinda talk about I kinda feel like conveniently. Convenient exactly. I guess what what goes in line with the s with simulation theory too could be like the same thing with our nose. Our nose is in front of our face but our brain chooses to ignore it. Yeah. So for example, like cars. Right. When when was the last time you seen let's see Let's go back to the accord you used to drive. What is it 2006? The accord that Norman has now? So when was the last time when was the last time you've actually seen one of those cars? Off the top of my head, I don't remember. It's probably been a while, honestly. Tell me to trade your cars for a week and tell me how many of those accords you start seeing. Yeah, you're gonna start seeing them. It's because your brain starts with your brain starts to realize it. Or the MBS ones. Yeah. And then when I got mine, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, it's I think what our brain just chooses to pick certain things. So you never you never see your neighbors putting groceries because why does it matter? You never really I don't think it's something that you're not you're gonna see and just like, like Yeah, your brain chooses to pick It's just the way it happens. When was the last time you seen your neighbors take the trash out? Like to the street? weekly. I don't know. It honestly d depends, but the and I'm pretty sure when it happened, like you started thinking like what the fuck's going on? Like did it did it just happen? Did they start doing it because we talked about it? Or was it just overdue? That's why it happened and I'm telling I'm I'm like this fucking Like sh like it's this fucking mind fucking dog. So why so why? Why do you think that I don't mean it happened after you said it was I don't know. That's why I kinda started to believe that we're in a fucking simulation. Do you think it happened to go ahead and satisfy your urge? I can't wrap my head around it, bro, 'cause it's been having it's been happening way too often now. Like the stimulation was there's videos on Instagram about it a while back. Like I don't know if you guys ever seen the birds. The birds just start like yeah. Glitching. We've been talking about that shit for a while now. It just weird bird behavior where Yeah, or like there was one I think where the you know how the birds just coast when they open their wings? Yeah. There was I guess the bird wasn't moving like at all. Like it was literally just stuck in the air. Yeah. And they're like, We're in a simulation, we're in a simulation. So I mean it it could be like weird erratic bird behavior where just a lot for a while now people have been thinking that birds are fake. I I wouldn't really say that it was People thinking that it was tied into simulations. I think people were just thinking that birds were like fake robots to spy on people. What that's what they were thinking? What's something that really made me think like, what the fuck? Because me and Irene, like me and my wife, we always talk about shit like that. we're gonna fuck simulation, right? Reason why, fucking I wanna say a few weeks back. before the fourth of July, we want to go buy a barbecue platter from the homies over their sky market, right? Yeah. day prior to that I told her, I'm like, you know what's crazy? I haven't seen a black dude With the with the crown victoria and the big rims and the loud system for a while. I bullshit you now, right? So we pull up to the store, what are the chances? Here comes a black guy and a crown victoria with big rims and a big fuck and a loud sound system, bro. He just parks. He doesn't get out, he literally parks, doesn't get out. I'm looking at her, I'm like, look, what the fuck? This would just stand there for a bit, it stays in his car for a bit. Backs up and leaves. They know. What the fuck? They know you're on they know you're on to them. What are the chances, Wait? They know you're breaking the the cycle. What are they what are they called? That's the wrong screen. The lizard people, bro. They're fucking they're lizard people. What's it called? The who who is the special agent in the Matrix? The black. The other guy. That's important for you. From the machines, right? Yeah. Agent Smith. Agent Smith. Agent Smith is on to you. Yeah. Not only that way. Yeah. Let me tell you another thing that happened. Fantastic film. If you guys never seen The Matrix, I suggest you watch it. At least not all of them. Not all of them, but the first one. I can't wrap my hand around this shit. Like another thing, bro. So where my house faces, the moon always faces east, right? The sun may may rise in the east. No, well, because the earth is flat, so it just depends where the spheres are. Okay, so wait. Where my I'm telling you, where my house faces, bro, the way my house faces, the moon is always on the top right. Yeah. One day we're coming back from my sister's house. As I'm driving, I'm like, huh, why is the moon over there on the other side? It was totally on the opposite side, on the left on the west. Well, it's it is technically lately it has been on that side. Wait, wait, wait. So it's on the west. So I up I'm like, it's probably where we're at right on the street. We pull up to the house, I look to the to the east, the moon is not there. It's to the fucking west. I'm like, why? Like we're tripping out like what? This shit never happened before. I have yet to see it in the fucking west now. It's always in the east now. So how in one day is the moon only gonna be all the way over here instead of all the way over here? Well, because we're in a sphere. We're in the dump. Are we now? Now depending on what you believe, it could either be that You didn't notice it, that's just what it did. Or no, I always notice the fucking moon because every time there's a full moon, bro, that's all we look at. It is always by the fucking fair. Or the moon is always facing the fair. It could just be that you like I was saying before, either you didn't notice it, but you're saying that no, you've noticed all the time. So so because you noticed it, but it was something that was off this one time. If we are in simulation It could be the simulation trying to correct itself. It's like, he's becoming aware that this is off. So we need to adjust it so that way it can be in the position that he's always used to, so that way he stops thinking about it. Another thing, just last week, as a matter of fact, this week, earlier this week, I was fucking around with Irene too, just talking and then I'll tell her, Look, you know what I haven't seen in a minute? Nineteen ninety Camaros. You nineteen ninety Camaros, I think they have to tell me why the next day I see two of In front, right in back of the other. Well the thing with my transam. I hadn't seen transams in Yeah. The moment I started driving around town, boom, boom. There's there's always a like like a bronze color. It kinda reminds me of Grand Theft Auto. You always have the rare car that you never see once you pick it out. Yeah and that's exactly what you struggle to get it. You struggle to get that one car you're looking for, and then the moment that you finally get one, then you start seeing them more and more often. But mom on that left didn't close the door right. You get what I'm saying? Is like So crazy. Most of these incidents that you're picking up on, you're saying that you verbalize that. You verbalized it and then once you verbalized it, you said it. Okay, yes. I would The majority of them. The majority of the time. Just Thursday. Thursday at work. You see me walking around with those things, right? I dropped a sticker. I dropped a sticker. Went one way. I dropped a sticker, right? I put one on on the thing. I come back, I'm like, fuck, I lost the sticker. I don't know where it's at. I go to break, I take a jack, I park. Keep in mind, I had to walk back there in the beginning. Yeah. I park over there where I usually park. Why is the sticker on the fucking ground facing up? Someone picked it up for you? They picked it up from all the fuck over here. And conveniently placed it where they could have though people are consistently walking back there. repack twenty three? Yeah. yes. It was there on the ground facing up. Unless it was stuck on you and you couldn't find it and it fell off. That's a possibility, but I don't know how many how many stickers have I pulled off my shirt? It could be a possibility, but I that no, but no. The sticker does it had the backing on it, bro. wow. When they give us the sticker, it has a backing. Yeah. Hmm. Who knows? All right. So another thing, you probably haven't noticed this, or you probably have. How many times have you seen the sun actually shine through the roof? Through the roof? At work. a couple of times already? Already, it just started. Well, because they took off the things. Yes. You don't hear them on the roof? Okay, probably. Yeah. I was tripping, I'm like, what the fuck? I've been here almost seven years. Ten years altogether, and I've never seen the fucking sun. And now now they're shining. But they're frosted. So but that's when the the sun never came through, it just l allows light in but it doesn't let it like shine through. So now that he pulled they pulled them off, I don't know what they're doing. I don't know if they're putting different ones or updated ones or whatever. But now Now that that's why the sun's hitting you. Well you kinda went ahead and crushed my theory 'cause I was gonna say, I wonder if all of this was happening because you verbalized every single instance of it, but you said you there were some that you didn't. I thought about it, I'm like, watch me fucking find this shit over there. So And long and behold, as soon as I step out, I'm walking and I see that shit and I'm like, No fucking way, I picked it up. So that dash is my theory. I thought it was just because you were vocalizing it that it was starting to happen. But no, if you didn't vocalize some of them and it still happened anyway, then I don't know what to tell you. They're I don't They're monitoring you very closely apparently for some reason. I like the simulation theory because you have to watch the Matrix. I'm surprised you have never seen the Matrix. I've never watched The Matrix. I want to see the the red pill, blue pill. Yeah, so the red pill, blue pill, Lou, go ahead go ahead and explain that one a little better 'cause I always get confused. The blue one is the truth pill, right? Yeah. The blue one i okay, so the two pills that he offers Keanu Reeves in the movie, Lawrence Fishburne tells him. We refer to them as Morpheus and Nino. I Okay, we're actually gonna use their actual character names. Okay. So Morpheus tells me I was like you have two options basically. You have a red pill and a blue pill. If you take the red pill, you'll wake up in Wonderland and you'll believe whatever you want to believe. And basically the red pill is what we are currently living in a you stay in the simulation. Like you you you continue with your everyday life, not the thing exactly as you expect it to be, and you're living through what you perceive to be your life. You take the blue pill and he says, I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Basically, you're gonna wake up out of the simulation and you're gonna be exposed to everything. And you're gonna discover that everything you knew in your life was a lie. Everything was being controlled, manipulated, and altered. And without going too much into detail, 'cause I really want you guys to see if you guys never seen it, if you guys have seen it, watch it again, bro, because now I want to go home and watch it. But actually it's a good movie that first. They came out like what, two thousand, two thousand one? Ninety nine. Ninety nine. So right before Y two K. So anyways, so it was still like when computer technology was still like, you know, it was getting up there. It wasn't super crazy. So a lot like that's all that green thing, the hacking, supposedly that's like them tapping into the matrix. So the matrix basically was like it's the the matrix is what we live in now. So everything you see, everything you taste, you taste it because they're telling you that's what it tastes like. Yeah. When you drink something is because that's what they're telling you, that's what it is. There's a scene in the movie that actually does a great job of describing this, but I don't want to get out of your way. I'm just gonna say where it takes place. It's this the scene in the restaurant. Yeah, the steak dinner. Yeah, the steak dinner. Flavors. What what the fuck is a flavor, bro? Yeah. So grape supposed does not taste like a fucking grape. Supposedly all of them taste exactly the same. But your brain seeing the color Realizing what that color corresponds to is the flavor, once you pop it in your mouth, it tastes that flavor. We went over that at work actually because we were talking about it. But I remember as a kid, the flavors were actually on the back of the bag. Now they're not. Now they are just colors. No. It doesn't have flavors no more. But it used to. Yeah, it did. It used to, yeah. Yeah. Oran orange, cherry like Starburst. Starburst still has flavors, but we expect that from Starburst and Mamba. But don't they say that starboards are also all the same flavor? I don't know about starboards, it might be. I think Skittles is a Skittles definitely is Skittles, they say that all of them taste the same. Like jelly beans the flavor. The regular jelly beans, they are the same flavor, all of them. But some people swear they're not. Unless you get the bamboo ones. Then those are flavored. Yeah, they are. those are those are flavored. But the re like the original jelly beans, they're they're not flavored. They're they're all the same. I'm pretty sure everybody knows what those are, but to some of our listeners home that might not know what they are, there's a f box For what's the brand again of those jelly beans? I think it jelly beans. Is it jelly belly? Jelly jelly belly? I believe so. Jelly belly or jelly beans. So so the box will have like five colors, but each color has two flavors. One flavor will be like a delicious fruit flavor that you expect, and the other one will be something fucking disgusting. Hey Chris, can you take the the brand of the of the jelly beans piece? Yeah. So you'll get like a green one. And let's say you expect the green one to be like apple, like green apple. Green apple and the other one. Or the other or the other one to be vomit. You don't know what it's gonna be until you go ahead and pop it in your mouth. Okay, this jelly belly? Yeah, it's jelly belly. What happened? It's the bean gruozel jelly beans by jelly belly. Copy that. Alright, good. I think did that start? Well did it start with Harry Potter the first one? 'Cause remember when I first hear it. It didn't. That's when it did start, right? Okay, cool. So and I think it became a popular trend like right after those movies came out, 'cause people were filming themselves making YouTube videos with even them with their friends. And they would go ahead and I remember those one thing in particular. I don't remember which YouTube channel that did it. Another thing, wait, back to the simulation shit. Yeah. you probably don't see it right now, but w as your kid grows older, bro, you're gonna start seeing him saying shit. that you used to say but you don't currently say now. Yeah, until f but for example, my daughter, when she hits me now, like she'll be like, poo, poo, you would have been dead. And that's some shit we used to say back then. Well yeah, it's like there was an Usher song and an Ellie song. I remember the first time she said, I'm like, where the fuck did you hear that from? It's just Luna that comes back. No, but wait, I asked her, where did you hear that from? I made it up. And I'm like, you did not make that up because that's some shit we used to say back in the day. So how the fuck are you coming up with that? She's taking credit. She is. What the fuck? Like what? Well remember that shit? Pooh. Fool, you would have been dead. You would have been dead. And it'll hit all you're Simulation. Okay, well if we're gonna not if we're gonna stick to that then there's a simulation. But if we're gonna stick to what is in the simulation, like there's a guy too that we that used to hang out with us and I would say hella a lot. We say hella all the time over here. Yeah. And everyone's like, What'd you say? But like kinda like weird. And I was like, Hella? Like he's like, Where'd you get that from? Like from back home? But he I guess he used to live in with desktop. He's like In the Bay, right? Yeah. Yeah. He goes, but he's like I thought you said you were from Baking Shore. I was like, I am. He goes, he's like, I only heard that up north, bro. He's like, I've never heard nobody else say that besides up north. And I was like, that's his line from the bay. I like, but we say hello like hella, bro. Hella. And I was thinking too, I'm like, there's this post that that that I came across that has said people are only in your life for like five years. After that you never see again because it's part of the simulation. Supposedly. If you think about it, that's kinda true. Yeah, the world. You only see them for like five years, if that and maybe if you keep up with them and social media, yeah pretty much, you're just You're trusting this device, a computer, a phone. Well, I think that's more accurate too prior to the internet, because now we have access. But back then, imagine like right now. There's some people that we that we have on social media just because we have because I know that from you. You just feel this thing that you have to have there. Had it not been for social media though. And you haven't talked to in years, right? Exactly. But you just feel that you have to have there. Yeah. Because they were a part of your life before, so it reminds you of back then when you were younger. But are they MPCs though? Non playable characters? Would they be considered? Okay, but look, here's my thing with the simulation and why I can't really back it up. So you're saying please don't point out you're living in the simulation, right? Based on the things that you're experiencing. So you're trying to say that me and Lou aren't real? I don't know. No, me and Lou are real. Yeah. Exactly. That motherfucker right there is not real. I mean it doesn't help that he disappeared and was gone for like a month straight. That's why he didn't get those paychecks. Yeah. He was. I didn't Paychecks from Nontreal. We I don't know if I'm telling you, like at this beer you have your house, do you? Beer? Yeah. I don't drink beer like that. yeah, he's I do have beers in there, bro. my I have like three beers. All right, can you go check on Chupitos please? Yeah, you guys didn't know that Chupitos is around the building right now. Yeah, he's w he's wandering right now. He's probably in the restroom chugging my beers that I've been there. You I have I I I I'm I'm gonna fucking regret saying this. I have faith in him. I feel like he's Alright, so before we get too far, what about deja vu when it comes to the connection to the what why did you say that? Deja vu, I just had that shit yesterday. I just told Irene. What? Deja vu. Like this was still. You brought up the how is the deja vu? Desiree was there, Irene was right there. And I'm like, I'm looking at her, I'm looking at my daughter, I'm looking at the fucking on my phone. And she's like, What? I'm like Deja Vu. Like this shit happened already. Why did you bring it? Why? Because it connects to it. It does connect to it. I was gonna say, do you feel that deja vu actually connects to the and do you think that it actually is something that happens, or do you think it's to go ahead and borrow a popular phrase? a glitch in the matrix. Well here's a here's the thing too with with the with that. Maybe they turned it off without saving the thing and they're going to fuck I lost it, bro. It was about deja vu to I lost it. Okay, there you go. Okay, so so deja vu, a lot of them say that it's not really a simulation, it's just a parallel universe of yourself that's happening currently. I could see that. It could be. Isn't that why they say that? And I feel like that one's way better. I'm sorry? A doppelganger more is like here in this universe. Okay, no, yeah, but doppelgangers, right? But what if in real well this universe there's what seven that look like you? Supposedly. Yeah. What if maybe they're just you, but in a whole different fucking same universe but different metallic. That's what they're saying. That's that's what they're saying. That that that's the when you get deja vu, it's yourself in another universe. Or or maybe when we see somebody when we see somebody like damn, you remind me of somebody that I know, bro. You look straight up like him, bro. I swear. I get that a lot. You know what I mean? Like, shit, like you look like the homie. Or you know what I mean? And maybe it's just another version of them. Yeah. So for example, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. At work, there's this cat that works there. And the first time I saw him, I'm like, damn, this will remind me of a friend that passed away. Like I'm like, fuck. And so Alejandro. One day one day I see I fucking I tell him, I'm like, bro, I'm like, bro, you you remind me of the homie, bro. He he fucking passed away. And then he tells me his name. And I'm like, what the fuck? He's like, that's my cousin. I'm like, what the fuck? Igualito, bro. I'm like, if you were wearing glasses, spit in fucking image. What are the chances of me working with his fucking cousin? Very like my childhood before this who came, my childhood best friend that passed away, fucking I come across his cousin years later. And personality wise it's almost like a one to one. Kind of that word back then, but yeah. Yeah. Same same same thing. That's what we're missing from work. He listens to the podcast, hopefully he hears this episode. But that's what's been missing from work for he shows like every Friday. I'm like, for you still work here? He's like, Yeah, four why. I like, 'cause you're not fucking here. Wait. How Okay, so out of a five day work week on five days is four out of five. He said he's been stacking up the PTL before after we've been doing that for. Wait a second. Yeah, so that was telling me that he was he was saving he was saving the PTO for he's like you gotta you gotta save your PTO pa on my normal you missing like three weeks or after Quampa like three weeks but did he actually take PTO for all that time? Yeah he's been taking PTO's crazy an update. he's getting an update of the Matrix. perfect perfectly. But what a co what a coincidence, but I fool he's the he's the only person there that drives a Honda. Ever notice a Honda. He dri he he drives a EM1 SI. Yeah. With the B twenty V type. Yes. The only person there, bro. Out of all. Out of all things. Straight five. You could smell the smog before you even show that. You can smell the smog five minutes early before he even shows the love dog. All right. So anybody actually have any experience with deja vu? I have all the time, bro. I haven't had an infrared, but I did have a lot of people. Like for for us a small example, like you're at work, you're you're you're walking to go ahead and do something, or you're walking from somewhere, and then you come around a corner, you hear a noise, and then like somebody like you moving a pallet jack the the sound of the pallet jack like hitting like a shut or something like that. And the very next day Walking the same area, same location, from the same thing, go to the same spot, and then next thing you know you hear the exact same noise or a similar enough noise again in the same area. Cause I feel like that's happened not recently, but a a while back, I feel like that happened with me. With when I was work, I w when I was at work, I was walking down the hallways and as I was getting to the elevators, I heard like the this noise of like somebody who is pushing a cart that had like a bunch of stuff on it, like I would heard I heard the sound of the wheels and I heard like a specific noise of like it hitting not a tile. It's like a little metal like the little metal thing that's on the floor that like changes like the elevation of like from one side of the floor tiles to like the rest of the hallway. Like I heard like a little kaka noise. Like the the wheels and then a little caca noise and it kept going. And then the very next not the very next day but like a couple of days later Same floor, same hallway, same noise. And I was like, what are the odds? What's what's what are the chances of like in the same exact area having the same exact thing happening again? Or something similar enough to it that it makes me think of it. Yeah. Is it a glitch in the matrix? Is it by design? Are they trying to go ahead and make it? Fun fact I forgot what we were talking about. But your dad came up with me and Irene. Right. Yeah. I told him like that guy, he's the coolest person ever. He I was like, believe it or not, he had a heart attack a few years back, right? Yeah. When I started talking to her about how I we used to steal her his cigarettes. Mm-hmm. Remember? Back in the day we used to steal his cigarettes from the garage and shit, and then he stopped smoking. Yeah. And then what, a day later or two days later, we see you guys at Walmart? Yeah. You and your dad. Yeah. shit. And aged a bit. Mars still looks relatively the same. Exactly the fucking space. Preserved. Igualito. He still smokes he smokes again? No. No, he preserved again. He doesn't. They preserved him. It's the same thing that happened in Jurassic Park with the mosquito inside the amber. Yeah. He just he's just preserved. Like the That brand of cigarettes just happen to do that apparently. It just goes out and keeps you exactly. Like six inches long. No, they're like they're like six inches long. They're skinny. Skinny, they're slim. They're like the size of this wire, bro. But no, he was sp he was smoking Camel Crushes too. Why why the fuck was he smoking Virginia Slender as a fact? I don't know. I really really change people go from like crush to marble or to American. Maybe he wanted to stop so he like these are thinner. Yeah, probably. That's that's a good thing. So I never had a cool cigarette. Have you ever had a cool cigarette? I haven't seen them. Are they still around? The cool ones are still around. I when we when we're talking about the the cigarette thingy, the commercials, I was saying my lady, I haven't seen cool cigarettes in forever, man. No, no, no, no. I looked I searched them. yeah. Simulation. I searched them. But they're st yeah, they're still around. By design. So they have a story? I I guess 'cause I'm gonna look at cigarettes. What were we saying? You want you wanna share a deja vu story where something happened and then like a couple days later or a week later? We fucking yesterday or two days ago and they just I can't remember nothing about Deja Vu. I mean but it goes hand in hand. Like and especially since we were talking about the movie The Matrix. I used to you know what actually yeah, I used to have Deja I used to have Deja Vu, but in dream form I would dream something and then it would happen. So it was like a premonition? Probably. A premonition. It was during that time when we were like in the church and all that. I mean it wouldn't like bad things and stuff like that, but it would just be like certain situations, like I would dream it and then I'd be like, the fuck I could have swear I already did this. Like but it's things like for sure you swore you were like, what the fuck this shit happened already? Yeah. Yep. And not not only that, I remember going to a church retrieve and That was one of the sins right there, deja vu. But I'm thinking, how the fuck is that one of like a bad thing if you can't be the permanent? Satanic. But that shit happens. You have no Because you have a demon inside you. So you have a demon inside you? No. Not anymore. No, not me. You have a demon. Yeah, me I'm a I just experienced parallel universes. Yeah. You wanna deal with it? I just remember. I just I just time shift, that's all. Like I'm I'm here, but then my I jump into the body of like my alternate doppelganger in the other universe and I just experience his body for a minute. That shit would be dope. Would you if you if you had the ability to do it, would you do though? I don't know which one it is. No, you're thinking of jumper. That's different. No, no, no Jumbo isn't physically moving. No, I'm there's actually a side it's a s it's a science fiction movie where it's time travel but or or not time travel, it's going between alternate realities, but you move from your body to your body in that alternate reality. So your consciousness is moving, not your physical body. What color I've been seeing a lot lately? The DA. Really? Yeah. A lot. I've seen a couple. For me I feel like Lexus. The LS or IS? Here's the little thing for the listeners. Think about a car you haven't seen in a while. Think about maybe a favorite car that's like The first car. Your first car. Think about it. picture of that beautiful car that's a beautiful paint job or whatever. Well, you want to get technical, the first car my parents owned was a ninety-one of course, so it'd be a a D V? No, that's a C B. The C B? Or how about the C. C B one? Seven. Seven? Think about One of those Astro Vans. Remember the Astro? I love that. I see them all the time. Tremendous. The bang both. I got one. Dodge Caravan. When's the last time you seen one of those? No, like last week. yeah. Yeah, it's true. something what about something unique and interesting that wouldn't be as common? Like what? late twenty tens or early twenty tens GTR. It'd be kinda hard to find. I haven't seen a G T R I haven't seen one recently. I swear you were gonna say three seventy, I was like we have one right now. Three seventy. Three fifty no I see one I see it Fuck which one is it? Is it three fifty or three seventy? It's a newer one, but I see one at work all the time. Seventy. There's one in the parking lot at work. Unless it's the new driver. Unless the new new one is the four hundred. Maybe it might be that one. It's it's smaller it's a Z series. It's a sm a smaller? I don't think so no. Take a picture of it. I'll have to. But yeah, I mean I guess it it's one of those that your mind is a powerful thing, you know? Does it manifest it or does it just like I I I am, I am. Did I freak your mind? Speaker's angel. Okay. Why the fuck did you say that? I literally was watching a video yesterday on YouTube about The Matrix. It was a compilation of like psychics being proven to be fake or frauds. Yeah. I don't know if you remember this because you used to watch Chris Angel a lot. Like a religion, but he was a guest judge of some show on NBC where there were other people like magicians Mentalist. Yes, I remember. Yeah. and there was one guy that called him out, right? Or yeah, he called him out. He went ahead and the guy did his thing. He was like supposedly being he was able to go ahead and read or manifest something from the crowd and he was able to read their thoughts in their mind and he manifested and wrote down something that was like in a box. And what he wrote down was proven to be true. And then after the performance was done, Chris Angel straight up calls him out and he says, Okay, that's this it's just silly and goofy. He's like, I'll but I'll tell you what, I'll go ahead and challenge you and test you with something that I did. I have this envelope right here. I'll give you a million dollars of my own money if you can go ahead and tell me exactly what is in this envelope, sight unseen, and the guy got pissed and started again into an argument with Chris Angel, and they got really, really close by. To each other like on the stage, like almost face to face. And then other people had to pull him apart and break it up. I saw that and I like, damn, Chris Angel was a fucking dog back then. I mean, the thing I liked about Chris Angel, he never said that what he was doing was real. It was an illusion, a trick, or something. And he would perform it and then he would kind of break it down and kind of show you a little bit of like sometimes. Yeah. On some of them. But I was like, you know what? I kind of respect Chris Angel for that. For doing that and standing up calling the guy out on the bullshit. yeah, yes. Tilted. But I saw this yesterday and you fucking bring him up today. This one. Matrix. Matrix. It's the Matrix. The other one? Should I the one? Wait, what other one? this one? No. Righty tidy lefty Lucy. That's lefty Lucy. So I was going right the first time. Sorry. Yeah, I like it. Right. But yeah, the fact that you bring him up a day after I saw a video of him doing something on TV. I actually been talking thinking about him more You just can't make this shit up. I've been thinking about Chris Angels more lately because every time we go to Vegas he he performs there. And I told my lady like, bro, I'm getting tired of going to Vegas and we never go see a fucking show. Like never. Is he still at Deluxe or I don't think he's at the Luxor? Maybe if he wherever he's at, he's still I probably say one honestly, he's probably he probably does have residency. Las Vegas he does have residency. Isn't Las Vegas still known for magicians? It does Well him and what's the other food? David Blake. No, Ben and Teller might have too. Ben and Teller. Ben and Teller, they're still there too. Yeah, the cats are more like comedy magicians, that's just funny. Kerry Top too. That food should have taken himself out of the game recently. Who's hospitalized? I don't know if he actually Me and my wife we're talking about, like there's no way some of these guys, bro, like turn turn over. The bug thing, the smoke. we went to not scary farm, bro, and some guy was doing magician magic some magician was doing magic like right in front of us, and like there's no way this motherfucker didn't sell his soul to the devil. Did you like the shit he would do, bro, is like what there's those guys that are just really, really good, but before we go too far from the Chris Angel thing, do you know where he actually got his start? 'Cause You can tell by his accent. He's a East Coast guy. He grew up in Long Island? He talks like this, he kinda talked with a list. I'm gonna A little bit. I'm gonna freak your mind because it started in the in Santa Fe Swings, New Mexico. No no no, like his one of his first big gigs. Santa Face swings on Chris Angel's from. Yeah, there's a there's there's another one I'm thinking of another gig. I didn't know if it was true or not, so I was giving the benefit of the doubt. and Chris Sherko talked about it on his podcast. when he one of the the earlier episodes. He remembered seeing Chris Angel working at WWE New York. Like that was where he he was going around the restaurant area of that establishment when they still had it, where it was like the restaurant slash fan experience thing. He was in the dining room walking around to the tables performing tricks. Because he was there. I forget the reason behind why he was there, but he was there and that's where he saw him the first time ever. And then years later, he blew up was everywhere on television in Vegas residents. I don't think I don't think you can c consider that his first big break. Go ahead, Chris. That's probably Chris Angels when he first seemed to see Well Chris Angel, he's you're right, him him being an East Coast kid. He's from Hempstead town, New York. I was right. He was from New York. Tough shit. That's why he has that accent like that. Po well probably Well you're from New York, but you lost your accent. I did. When I first met you, I couldn't understand dick of what you said. I lived in California so long my my accent turned into some weird amalgamation of like a California fun fact, New York. My daughter, Desert, she has a fucking Boston accent. The way she talks, like she said cockies and all that shit. She she might just have a she might just have like a speech impediment. I know she talks like this, like dad, are we gonna go to the store? And then I fucking pack it out too. Ask her to say the word car park. Car park? Car park. If you'll say it like that, well I'm telling you, test her later. I vote you not. I'll ask her. Bring her in. no, no, no, not. So you guys want to talk about the flat earth? 'Cause I know you believe in a flat earth, right? Yeah. I know you believe in a round earth, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm kinda I I'm I'm I'm a I'm a skeptic person, so I kinda do don't believe everything they tell us. Alright, we'll start off s we'll start off easy because I'm pretty sure everybody out that's listening they're probably like, my god. Why do you believe the earth is round? couple different things. is it because they tell you that it's round? Well There's evidence the fucking wrong. You believe it's round. You believe it's round because some mama woke up one day and said, You know what? This shit is round and then everybody said, yeah, okay, you're right. Yeah, look, I put this stick and look at the way the sun curves. So yeah, it's round, guys. We're wrong this whole time. That's the only way. We have sun dials, you have Sun dials my ass. You have geographical maps, you have satellite images. Wait, wait, we we have what you said? Geographical maps. Or geolog geological or geographical. It's fine, but you say you're you're gonna put phone. Based off a map. There's map maps, satellite imagery. Okay, put it this way, satellite. Can I finish? Check your satellite. Can finish? Do you have your satellite? Can finish? My satellite? Can I finish? On my phone? Can I finish? How can you prove it? Can I finish what I was gonna say? Yeah, I'll start. I'm done. Right. okay, but really okay, look if we're gonna go with the with the maps. The original maps were designed as a flat earth with Antarctica or the North Pole and the center. If we're gonna go out if you want to say maps, yeah. The first maps that were mapped out by people that were on the boats, the first sailors, the first navigators and all that, everybody was drawing a flat earth. That's your first that's your first Momo. You shut your mouth. Yeah, I mean Okay, but look, your first one just debunked. The reason why they say everybody else f followed that is because they heard it from another Momo. Come on. All right. Momo issues. But listen, now you now you're saying also the satellite images. When was the first time you seen Terminator? I don't know, probably when I was like ten. You ever seen a a person melt from metal to a human form? What what would you call that in the industry? A special effect? And computer generated image? Interesting. So you're saying that they could not make a computer generated image of the Earth. I mean, somebody could, but I doubt it. Okay, yeah, they get you you've you're familiar with these pictures from satellites, yes? I've seen them, yeah. Okay. Isn't it pretty convenient that the entire Earth that is taking pick taking the picture right there just happens to be lit properly by the sun rather as in it could been like kind of shaded and another side dark or something. No, the whole center as if we were like this and the sun is behind me and the earth is right here and I just so happen to get the entire earth lit without my spaceship putting a little dip in the picture. What's the action for that? What's the actual answer for that? Right now you two are debating, so what's answer for that? Off the top of my head, I don't know what it is because it's an answer for it. But making sense, right? Well, I will go ahead and say this. So there has been plenty of people who believe what you believe. Yeah. They believe that the earth is flat. And they'll go ahead and they'll go a they'll come up with an experiment to prove it. To go ahead okay. The there was an experiment that I can't remember the guy's name, not off the top of my head. But it was a guy who is pretty popular and famous for his flat earth theories. He has an entire YouTube channel to that. Flat Earth Dave? I it might be, I don't know. So he had an experiment where he said if the earth was round, then If he cuts a hole through a piece of wood and lines it up at a distance with other holes cut at similar distances at similar heights. And I can't I don't see a light. Can you put your light up over your head? Yeah. Put it up. Okay. And he put it up. And guess what happened? Here we go. And when he put but here's the thing. He believes and you believe and what you believe and he was proven wrong. So if he was proven wrong Why would he post that on YouTube? Are you saying that he was trying to No, you know where he panicked and decided to say, you know what, guys, I guess it's round. Okay. The earth is not like this table. It's not like your table at home. It's not just a hundred percent smooth and even. But you said it's flat. It is flat. But we have mountains, we have ranges, we have deserts, we have water, we have dirt, we have soil, we have rocks. Everything is gonna be up and down. Have you ever seen a model? You shut your mouth. You're not part of the R Trio. You're part of the R Trio production team. You wait your turn until you're called up here. You shut your mouth too, Jupito, so you don't get no more alcohol. All right. So look, so you ever seen like the ant farms where they do like the ant farms and they put like dirt and soil and does it all look a hundred percent even? No. Everything is like this, it's jagged as it goes along. We also sit above water. Now if water if we were on a curve, what is a w what does water do no matter what put where you put it in? It takes the the form, right? But what does the top do? It evens out. Thank you. If we were over there curved, the water would not be as even as it is everywhere. If you go to a shore, what does the water do? The water, no matter how f far you see the shoreline, the water is coming in at an even pace. It might come in deeper and farther, but it all stays leveled because the water is adjusted to where it's sitting. Okay, let this mummo come on real quick. Let's let's hear. Come on. I was gonna I was gonna go ahead and say that that probably has to do with gravity. Okay. Because gravity does at what speed at what speed does the earth rotate. Off the top of my head I Drian, can can you can you tell me that first Chris Chris can you tell me at what speed let him get the micro quick to scoot over. Okay, don't don't say dumb shit though. The first don't shit you say, you know what the fuck talking about we're we're gonna go we're gonna go ahead and have somebody else jump on i'm i'm being way too polite way too nice for this counter argument i mean so i'm a i'm a respectful gentleman all right that's a we're gonna bring somebody not so respectful you have to physically tag them in go ahead chris the earth spinning at a thousand forty miles an hour a thousand forty miles per hour that's how fast the earth spins how the fuck did they get that number that's what I want to know so look thank you I work construction right and you put a laser on one beam And the beam in the back, the height won't be the same with the laser. So the laser measures seven inches, in the back it might measure nine. curves. What's the distance? It could be fucking Why are you finding a lot of hair? Okay, ten minutes. It could be ten just once. I have a fucking view. That ten feet is enough to see the curve. Yeah, the air, the air curves round, it it changes. The elevation changes. So my laser could be seven inches here and it could be nine eleven. Get this motherfucker out of here. You're saying affirmed my argument by saying the elevation changes. Yeah, because it's round. It's round. Going back to the video that he said, how far did he send his homeboy before they were able to see the curve? So you're telling you from here to here the curve already exists. That was the curve. Look that was the case from here to the street we would already get fucking good. Look, if I run that laser, it'll fucking the laser line will disappear because it's curved. You you've heard about sea level. It's like ten feet, right? I c I can put it to fucking two fucking inches, five inches, it'll change the height. And you think that's because of the the curve. It don't matter. It don't matter. You could drop a slab so a concrete slab straight and good, and it'll change. We'll get my gun for the kitchen. What the fuck you doing for? You're talking about the same laser. You're talking about I'm talking about a laser to give your height and measurement. It changes what it changes. So I'm talking about what You have this right here, I run the laser, and measures on this will be higher than this one. Or this one will be seven. That's that's not level. That's a that's a six hundred dollar laser, right? So that's you don't know how to level it, obviously. It fucking levels itself. That's due to elevation. But it's cause it's round. If it's round, it's gonna change. It's gonna change. As big as the earth is hold on, look. As big as the earth is You're gonna tell me that you're gonna be able to detect the difference that short of a distance. Yes, you can. That's crazy. You can. That's crazy. So that's your only argument to around. if you go on a plane, you can see it too. You can't see round because the mirror that's in front of you is round. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Pay attention. Nope. It is. So now you're telling me So you're telling me a plane staplano. No. You know what? But it's a very Time out, time out. When a plane flies Right? Is it constantly going down? No way it goes. Why? Okay, you just proved the fucking point. If the earth was round, the plane would have to keep going down. Yeah, it'd turn out unlike his ass too. I'm bottom of pressure. Alright, look If you're going fast enough, you're not gonna have to feel to drag down. Okay, what go for it? What were you gonna What I'm saying what I'm saying is for example, this is the earth, right? The earth is round. We have a ball somewhere around here, fuck. I know. If the earth is round and the plane's going straight Eventually the plane's gonna fucking go out, right? Out of it. Out of what? Out of the fucking earth. The earth is round. We have another gravity. Okay, look, now I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna back off his argument. So look if the plane was going straight, would it make sense? Because the earth is flat. Look, look at this. The mile okay. Because we can't fall over because we're in the dome. Go to that particle. We're in the the fair. Where's the one? There is no one. We're never going to get to Don't let you go to the ice. Yeah, they let you go. Okay, look, look, you go over the ice wall. We'll go over the ice wall. Why why can't we go over it? Thank you. Why you take a plane over there? You can't. It's illegal. They don't let you. The United Nations do not allow you to explore an architect. Okay, look, listen. fuck they're called. Don't you think they would want to do that? How much money would they be getting? Can I jump back on because I actually have one? Yeah, listen, listen, your last one. This is your last one. This is your last one. Going back to flight patterns. If the earth was curved Then when you're going from LA to New York, why don't you get there faster as opposed if the earth is turning and you're if the earth is turning and you're flying, theoretically, you should get there like that. It doesn't work like that. Think about it. Think about it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's what you say. You could literally fly a drone here and just leave it there and eventually somewhere else. my god, it don't work like that. It don't work. Gravity is the thing that's keeping us all here. Okay. But how does it start saying with the plane? Why are we flying the plane out in space? 'Cause it cause gravity. No, not that. No, you guys are missing the point, but Ronald just said if you have a drone and you we need it flying right here above his house, technically in three hours that shit should be a little bit more. It don't work like that, though. Because gravity's holding it goes up, but gravity doesn't let it go like that 'cause you're you're still in the atmosphere. That sounds retarded. If you leave space out of the if you go into space space don't exist 'cause we can't use the ferment. Okay there, bounce. Fucking Mongolia. Yeah, you're a Mongolo. What is my thought? They have long buses? They have a long bus? Yeah. Chris is Chris's buying angle. Thank Lee. Alright, what was your what were you say, Lou? Okay, so since you mentioned the thing, and I was supposed to be neutral, but this motherfucker Yeah. So you mentioned something about why hasn't why hasn't youtuber with all that money done an experiment of some kind that actually happened already. He went over to I was there was a guy named Wodelfi. He went to Antarctica, he didn't study that, but he studied something else. So in there's a phenomenon that happens in Antarctica where the sun will be out for a twenty-four hour period of time during certain time periods of the year. If the earth is flat, the flat earther theorized that it should that is fake. It's false. It's just propaganda to go ahead and actually try to discredit that the earth is flat and to make people believe that the earth is round. So he went ahead and spent about a hundred thousand dollars and went out there to go ahead and study and check that himself. He went to a fact proof to see if it actually happened and when he got there, 24 hour proofs passed The sun was out for a twenty four hour period of time, which discredited and disproved everything he believed because he said if the earth was flat it shouldn't do that. It should be the opposite. So again, did this guy purposefully have a good argument? But you could go fuck yourself. I know the did the guy purposefully go ahead and submit that, proven that he was wrong to go ahead and give false face propaganda? Because how many videos how many flat earth videos have YouTube not taken down? Yep. Thousands and thousands and thousands of videos out there. Are they proven themselves wrong? Yeah. Thousands and thousands of videos. How do you know that guy actually believes in the flat earth? There's a lot of fucking websites that are from flat earth people. Because they didn't have the science or technology to go and translate Japanese and Chinese to European language. Who are the ones that give us all those images of the space and all this bullshit? NASA. And you believe them? Who are they owned by? Let me double check. Wait, fuck you. I mean we can sort of navigate the globe. Which technically shouldn't be possible without this fight. We can circumnavigate the globe and the planet and we shouldn't be able to flat Yeah we can. We they've done it multiple times. Who's done it? Various different people We've never been to the moon. We've never left space because you can't break the pheromin. Let me know when you're ready, Chris. Yeah. NASA's owned by the US government. Can you repeat that? I don't believe over. NASA is owned by US government. I mean they want to have a full trust, but back then I didn't release a new image a couple weeks ago. Okay, the curvature of the rumor eclipse that shows the curved shadow. The ferment has a curve. We're in a dome. All you guys is curving bullshit falls under the flat earth dear because we have a dome. We have seven layers before we get to heaven. That's why we can't break through the ferment, because you're not allowed to break through the ferment. No one has been spaced. Nobody has been to the moon and no one no one has broke through the ferment. So all the sat any satellites that go into outer space are there's no satellites in outer space. They're just in the sky. just trust so it's just a way of the sky we're trusting everything they're telling us bro yeah we're just trusting everything th those satellites there that they send up there they probably don't even work for I know if you know we have cell towers all throughout the United States the best example that that guy uses he's like my name is this this and that I'm a professor at this and this and that right and then by the end of the interview he's like and by the way I'm not a professor this from here you just believe me because I told you yeah like everything that you can't believe everything that everybody tells you bro I don't believe them. Especially the US government. You can't believe what the US govern US or government owns NASA, bro. I know they do. They they lie to us constantly all the time. We always prove that they're lying to us. And but somehow you're gonna believe everything that's Going into space. We we lose gravity, right? So the technically there's no way you can really control the ship per se. Because when you break through, you're talking about ship. When they l the spaceship. So when they leave, how many rockets blow up and disconnect from the ship just to get the ship and in space? About four, right? Three or four? Okay. Quite a few. That's everything that gets it up and out of the air, all the power it needs to get up in the air. To break where where technically they're breaking through gravity. Right? Yeah. So when they're in space, how the fuck are they maneuvering back to Earth? Those are other rockets. Well you're going through the vacuum that you So you're gonna tell me that those fat ass rockets that they left behind here that let get up there Now they have a little fucking two stroke engine that's gonna magically turn them back into the atmosphere. There's no opposing force 'cause you're in the vacuum of space. You're in the vacuum of space exactly. So how are they gonna c turn properly coming back in the direction they need to come back? How do they land back in the United States? They get close enough to the planet? Do they have enough to go ahead and get in? If they're or the gravity takes over the rest of the world. They're just chilling in space. As the earth is moving. you're gonna tell me the earth is not moving at that point when they're in space. No, the earth is moving. So they leave for Miami. They don't ever land in the same place. But they leave it exactly. They leave in Miami. I don't think it's all the time. Sometimes they landed somewhere else. If you fucking say Canada, I'm gonna slap the shit out of it. You know they could honestly. Why don't they? Why don't they? If if according to you three mos, the Earth is I I think that has to do with them being unless according land or we don't move and the drone doesn't move that we will put up in the air because gravity keeps us whole. Right. So when you're in space When you're when you're in space, there is no spiritual gravity. So you should continuously be moving. And you should be watching the Earth spin, correct? So if the Earth in a twenty four hour span, technically the United States would be on the opposite side of where you left because you left from the United States. So in twenty four hours, technically you should be looking right at China or Asia. So if they're coming back home You're telling me that they have to leave specifically at seven AM on a Saturday morning and be back thirty days later or a week exactly to the point at the same hour to land in the same place or to land two states across in order for them to come back in the United States rather than landing in Mexico, Cuba, or possibly like you said, Asia, Europe, Germany. But somehow they always manage to learn and how to navigate and calculate with a little shitty motor, surprisingly, that can get them pushed through space to come back into the atmosphere at the The correct time and the correct space to land in that designated zone. Yeah, Matthew. That's Madden Science is in the massive son of a bitch. It is, isn't it? It is. Yeah, it Math and Science is in the somehow they need like six rockets to get up off the floor. Yeah. Because they calculated how much fuel and how much power you can And you don't need that big ass rocket to turn you back. You're you're in the vacuum of space, you don't have to come back exactly. You gravity helps you coming back to So these motherfucker just Alright, we're gonna make it left right here. I mean, they're not fucking driving a Cadillac either. Exactly. So how if they they left all the big engines here. So how are they magically getting all that power to move in the vacuum of space to turn properly to angle themselves? They angle it's basically like a pull shot. They basically try to angle themselves as best they can because you they could still do that. There's other little tiny freaking thrusters and little things to go ahead and like angle the watching too much fun. And then it's just them watching them protecting themselves forward, getting to the planet. gravity taking over and getting them into orbit and then what the dusters are gonna get them to stand well perfect. You said that white guy would always land somewhere else. We don't need a yellow dude. We don't need a yell. I know we're having a good discussion. I you guys are about to sell and you guys bring down to three. Please. I'm I'm giving them everything they want when they're science. Are you giving a reason? I'm totally understanding. It's not always the US. I totally understand. But quite frankly, I'm frightened right now. I'm scared. Can you can you can you look where the last three spaceship the last two spaceships landed? From where they deployed and where they landed. Where they returned, yeah. I don't think they land it's it's I think that's the best example for it. It's kinda like a shot in a game of pool. You aim where more or less you want it to go, but once you hit it bounces off the walls. We're in gravity. There's no way for them to bounce in space. According to you guys. You guys keep fucking going over your own theme. You say yeah 'cause okay, we're in gravity. So obviously if you get a stick here, obviously the ball is controlled by gravity and space there is no control. that's why it's literally just a shot going straight. There's nothing for it to ricochet on. But there's no straight shot because you can't are turning. They are that you can they have thrusters to go ahead and change it's not drastic changes. It's not like, I'm gonna make a right turn and then a left turn and I'm gonna try this. No, it's kind of just like this. Okay, but you guys still are missing the main point. It takes like six rockets to get you are undermining the effect of gravity. Gravity is a lot in one. We have gravity, but in the vacuum of space there is no opposing gravity or force. Exactly. So there's nothing to make you adjust yourself properly. Technically, when you get into orbit, yeah, you're kind of like at the mercy of how you're drifting versus how you're propelling forward. Exactly. Well where where where's my fucking news update on where these motherfuckers have off and where they land? Yeah, when you come back, you don't come back exactly 100% exactly where you are, but you come back into orbit and you land on the planet. Did you get it or no? We have the three primary landing sites. Okay, I say hit me when you're ready, goddamn it. Go ahead. The three primary landing sites that the US uses is Kennedy Space Center that's in Florida, Edwards Air Force Base in California, and Wait White City Space Harbor, New Mexico. That's interesting, how they just know exactly where to land. Okay, we don't need we don't need a We don't need the truth. To project. Talk to the mic, please. Talk to the mic. I'm not gonna tell you I'm not gonna tell you. I was trying to all right, go ahead and find out how NASA's able to go ahead and land back where you're supposed to be. That's what I'm talking You guys watch way too much fucking Star Wars and Star Trek. There are no fucking thrusters on a ship to do that. Watch the video? Watch you want me to watch a video that NASA filmed in in a studio where they also created Star Wars and Star Trek so I can see them come back to Earth. I mean Star Wars Star Wars and Star Trek absolutely was filmed and created in a studio. Yeah. And you're gonna go ahead. So NASA selected space shuttle landing sites by playing backwards from the runway to calculate the precise orbital timing, entry angle, and guided path needed for a safe, unpowered touchdown. Yeah, that's bullshit. Because that's bullshit. Math and science Math and Science is a son of a bitch, isn't it? I'm just saying, bro, we can't we take is only one fucking in como se dice? One company that's allowed up there that's owned by the US government. Come on. Well who's that? NASA. Space SpaceX? What about them? SpaceX is owned owned by NASA. What happened? Why have they been murdering people from NASA? Why have they been killing people from NASA? Casimido's on here on some shit. He said that they have been murdering people from that that worked for NASA. Whistleblowers tell them the truth that space don't exist and the earth is flat. That's who's been getting killed. okay, we don't believe that. God forbid, but I wouldn't say some Mount Earth shit, these would have been like, my god, huh? What a tra what a tragedy. Yeah, he's ready. He's ready. Go ahead, Chris. I mean, we had the Artemis two, which landed down in April t April tenth of this year, landed in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, closer to San Diego, but it was in the ocean. But where was it in the United States? Nope. Of course, you said closer to San Diego. It's ocean. Exactly. But they landed in the United States. Yeah, like I said, it's not always perfect. Sometimes they just get in the vicinity. Well, they get it they got it they just have to get it close enough. Yeah. Say it again. That's it. They just have to get it close enough where they get it back. They just have to magically get it into the lines of the US. Again, there's form there's formulas for trajectories. We wouldn't have enough connections, the only problem. So it works. No. Yeah, like I said, there are fun ways to calculate debunked that. For for example, all right. So if we were on on we are on a on around Earth, why how come shouldn't the airplane be diving down every certain fucking miles? I think it's I think it's gravity that everything gravity. And you can see how it goes like that? How how how do you know gravity is a thing? Wait, let me call off the mic. Let me cover the mic. Let me call off the mic real quick. Alright. I'm an airplane. I'm flying Earth. I should be going down every time. You are? Every fucking time. No, no, no. Boom, boom, boom. shit, I'm in space. But you would fall th no, this is this is what a plane does. A plane a plane reaches a certain altitude and stays straight as they travel across. Only when they're getting close to the destination do they start coming down. What Urbano is saying is if the earth is curved then we go up and we hold the altitude, technically we as the earth is after as they're moving across the curve, the plane should be highly down. Start descending prior to arriving. While it's constantly flying because an upward push of air balances the downward pull of gravity. Thank you for spreading taking some information. I mean You're asking why. You're asking why. Have you heard of the brand Temperland Chris? Have you heard of the brand Timberland? Sure, go ahead. Wha what what are they known for? Shoes, no? Yeah, but what kind of shoes? Just shoes. Boots. Yeah, you're booted. Look, look. So the earth is flat. How's it flat? In a spear? In a rectangle? We have we have a bottom, our foundation is flat, but we are in a dome. Okay, okay. You're gonna you're gonna love smiling friends. What's the dome? What's the dome? Okay, you said there's a dome. So what's the pheromin? What's the edge? There's no edge because the the the fucking ice wall. The ice wall. But the ice wall doesn't surround us like that. Yes it does. How how do we know? Because we know. Look you're you're gonna love the the show smiling friends. Why was smiling friends? It's it's show an adult swim, an animated show. my god. there was another scene where they went into outer space. Did every fake bullshit thing that you did and you know what happened when they came back from their travels after partying with a bunch of aliens and doing all kinds of crazy stupid shit? What? They're coming back and they freak out and panic because they see the earth as they're approaching it and it's a giant cube. And the one of the characters, Charlie, tells his friend Pim is like, Pim, they can never know. We can never say anything. We have to keep this between the two of us right now. They can never know. That's how you two sound right now. You're fucking Pim and you're fucking Charlie. You're fucking bullshit right now. You're fucking scared of the truth, right? Okay, look, right back to gravity. What's gravity? I won't fucking kill you where you say it's What's gravity? What's gravity? Who says gravity exists? Okay, then what's holding us there? Nothing. let's go ahead. This is the way it was the let's go ahead and see. What so you guys believe in gravity? You guys believe in gravity. If the earth is rotating and there was no gravity, then you would know. No. Why? Why who said that? Who said that? Who said that? If you believe in around Earth, even around Earth. You guys are saying that gravity needs to exist because that's what's holding us together. Yes. That's your guys' whole argument. Yes, that argument That's the Isaac Newton was the one that came up with that theory. But gravity's not a thing, bro. What if she just falls? Right, like I said. If you believe in a round earth, gravity is a thing. If you don't believe in a round earth and it's not a thing, it's not a thing. It's just the way it is. Okay, why are moves good? Why is the sky blue? Why's the water wet? It's just the butterfly. It's just it's just the way it is. Why'd the bird fly? That's the way it is. The moon? How do we even know wait? How do we even know the moon is actually a moon? Yeah. It's not LE a fucking it's a light. This goes back to us to to the second episode when we're talking about the moonland and stuff and whether it's It never happened, bro. Did the moon landing happen, Brian? I don't know. Can we fucking agree on this one? Okay, the moon landing's fake. Thank you. If the moon lands fake, then the earth is flat. Thank you. Except it's not. Like I said before, China went ahead and took pictures of the moon. I believe the Chinese. Right. I don't believe the American. Well here's the thing. Why would our enemies go ahead and say, yeah, no, though like there's shit going on there together. So that brings me back to the argument that there's no fucking nuclear. Your weapons. So all in it together. So it's a giant club. Make a secret. It's a giant club. Yeah, and everybody else is in it, right? Okay. Except for us. So you're saying you're saying that China has an image of of the the moon the Chinese government, the Russian government. So explain explain why now with the super cameras that we have and the super cameras we have on our phones, people have been taking pictures of the sun and the moon, and you can see two moons and two suns. Because the pheromin is going through the light and you can see two different and they're not smudges on the camera. They're not camera defects. They're on brand new phones. There are pictures of the sun and then two suns right now. Right now it's showing me pictures of the moon. It fucking look like that's bullshit. Man, Stanley Kubrick had a really big budget to go ahead and come up with all those fucking special effects and miniature models of special effects. All that is is is a special. That could be in a regular size studio, just with dirt and a black background. Okay. That's where Pink Floyd got the image. Alright, look at the pictures. Look at the pictures, guys. Just just look at the fucking picture. It's a big giant rock in the Valley. If they're in space and they say that the sun Shine through the light. Stop. Stop around. Stop it. Stop. Go around. Stop. What are you doing? Look, stop. Listen. If the sun goes, you dumb mother. Fuck any other way. What are you going? No, not go with this camera either. No fuck me. my god, just we weren't quite shit. This episode's going off the rails. What the fuck are you doing? Okay, look at the pictures. Look at the pictures. Put your finger down. Listen. Put your finger down. Listen. They take pictures of the moon, right? Yeah. Right? Okay, because you don't believe in the moon landing. You believe in the moon landing. They take pictures of the moon, right? Mm-hmm. Where'd they get all that lighting take the picture? Not only that. Bring lights with you. Lights. But wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are you gonna need why you gotta need lights on this huge ass fucking ball of light? Because because the vacuum of space which actually in the vacuum of space, how's that? What year it's not possible, it's just actually the space. Don't you dare get that's how it works. Hold on. Listen. What year did they go on the moon? Shit, what was it? Nineteen sixty seven? So you're telling me they had portable lighting equipment where there was gonna be no outlets or The lost the plants, that's why they haven't got No, he said, No, because he said, there's lighting. Okay, you can bring lights with you. Now you can produce I mean you said yourself it's an asshole, they can play whatever the hell they want, but where would they unplug the lighting the lighting source? You know what? They went ahead and plugged it in the asshole. How about that? You're plugged in the fucking Gray's asshole. How about that? You not believe in flat Earth motherfucker. I'm just saying. Do you want to take a look at the images China said? Fuck China! No, no, no, no. No, I don't believe in that. No, they went ahead and developed that thing in the same way we developed the Muhaun Slue. How about that? It's the brightest fucking thing. Actually, no, that is a good question. I actually want to know a scientific answer for that. Why how were they able to take pictures on the moon? They won! Mercury. You know, let's go we can go ahead and find all this out. Let's go ahead and see. It might be bullshit. It might be bad shit. You've got a better chance of meeting horny milk five miles away from you than believing that that you landed on the moon. You know what? I was actually tempted to. Yeah, we got it. Yeah, those b those brands are very convincing. Highly modified top tier film cameras what they use to take pictures. That's my film. Film. Sorry, go ahead, Chris. I told you fucking. Yeah, whenever you're ready. Whenever you're ready, like this. Are you ready, Chris? They were primarily specified electric, hasslebold hassleblad five hundred EL cameras loaded with special film. They had the shit for it. But what what kind of what what is the last highlight of what kind of camera? Hassleblad. No, the what what type is it? Projection or It's electric hassleblad camera. It says film, right? It says film. With special film, yeah. Okay. So this is my god. This is the fact checking episode, ladies and gentlemen, where we go ahead and I think they're they're about to see the the first fucking punch is thrown in this episode. This should be kind of intense. Uh-huh. Yeah, it it hurts it hurts you guys so when you guys hear the truth, doesn't Yeah, you're just mad that the the earth is just like this I'm fine. there's a f there's a famous Apollo eleven landing picture that works. How is the flag? Why is the flag folded if there's no gravity? What do you for Why there's air in space? Yeah, it ripples. Wait, wait, is there air in space? Somebody forgot to turn the AC off in the studio. Damn it, Mr. Kuluk! Shouldn't that be like shouldn't that just be like that? Yeah, should we st yeah? Where there's the Earth right here? No, go if there's air okay in the moon. Where is the sun? There was no air, on the other side. No, okay, that's the perfect time to take a picture of the sun. We have the earth? No, that's not enough. And you only have the top half of Earth. You only have the Earth as a whole? Yeah, I'm I'm sorry we can't take a picture of the cube. I'm really really I apologize for that. Mr I'm I'll I'll I'll wait okay. I I have Mr. Kubrick's phone number. I'll go ahead and call Mr. Kubrick and I'll go ahead and tell him that he needs to go ahead and doctor better images because that is subpar and sub quality. Ladies and gentlemen, this has been the Art Conspiracy Month. Thank you for joining us. We're going on the air now. We can't go on the air now. But tell me, what See I had a question, I forgot what it was. No, here's a question, here's a question. Let me ask what is there air in the moon? Is there air or oxygen? Air. Like wind. Wind. Is there wind in the moon? Shut up, you moved our shit. Don't dare fucking take our equipment. There there's grays in the moon, apparently. Wait, wait, wait, go ahead. Tap him. Go ahead. I wanna I wanted to struggle a little bit. Go ahead. Nah, there is no breathable air in outer space. Now go ahead. Why is the flag wave? Find out why the flag wave. Find out why the flag waved. I'm actually genuinely curious. Interesting. I'm genuinely curious why the flag waves. I know there's no fucking air vacuum of space. It's the vacuum of space. There's nothing. Hang on, hang on. Did Mr. Kubrick not? Wait, remember did he forget to turn off the AC in the studio? The American flag on the moon appeared to wave because Astronauts twisted and Joyce hit the pole while planting it. what a bullshit. So all of a sudden the way I do this. Isn't it convenient that the picture of the moon showing the earth? The earth was flat with the sphere. I want to be that guy, but it looks pretty Pretty even if you ask me. So what you're saying is that No, if the Earth is flat, there's a it's gonna be a cube. No, if the Earth is flat. Exactly. That's what you're saying. Go back to the picture. Well okay. Go back to the picture. So yeah, look at pictures around Earth. No no no. Put flat Earth. Put picture of Earth from the Moon. Picture of Earth from the cause it was right there. You see the you see the half dome. Just saying. So does the dome open up? No, the dome stays closed. You know what's crazy? What is it? We're just gonna talk about simulation. So so so which which picture? This one or this one? No, no, the first one. This is also another one that's CGI as fuck. The first one. The first one? Yeah, that was Look at that. Look at that lady. Doesn't that look like a flat with the dome? It looks like a sphere. No, it looks flat with the dome. No, it wasn't a sphere again. Where the fuck is the other half of Earth? It looks like it's the other half of the Somehow for the somehow on the second picture, all of a sudden it's a full circle. Or do you want the Voyager once picture? Yeah. Do you want this one where the sun is? Regardless, regardless, there's a flat Earth with the dome. But the Asians over here where it's nighttime. It's okay. I was gonna say Asia's over here where it's nighttime, how can it be? It shouldn't be light there. where's the where's the rest of the country's thing? It depends where what position on the moon they were in. So same statement depends on what position So we see we see the curve here. Right. And we see the curve on this first one. Yes, I'm not I'm not saying we don't have a curve, but we just have a curve because of the dome. The whole entire earth is in a is in a fear. This field is made it's a ferment, it's a fucking invisible line in which we are unpermitted to explore because God God has created seven layers before you can get to heaven. The reason you can't break the pheromin because once you break through, you will officially be in heaven or in the holy grounds. Is this on the Bible? Is this in the Bible? It's it's in research. That's what I wanna know. Look it up, look up TV looking, but look up what's the fair just type in. What has anybody ever played the game Metal Gear Solid Ryzen? Mr. Semur, can you go Mr. Seminar, can you go ahead and tell us how you how you found that source? How I found that source. I found that source you wanna know what my source is? My source is I just fucking made that shit up. Go ahead, read it. Read it. The firma is a liter is a literacy sound it out of poetic term for the vault or arc of the sky. Thank you. Wow. That's just that's just the definition. Re no, read the meaning. Read the rest. The meaning rest the meaning and the uses. Sound it is and uses the sky. It describes the physical or visual curve of the heavens and the stars. Heavens. Also stars. Stars. Mm-hmm. Yeah, no nobody said the stars don't exist. A field of activity Well you say space doesn't exist, so stars. I didn't say space didn't exist. I said we've never been existed. A field of activity. It can figurately represent a sphere specific sphere, realm, or elite group within a profession. no. okay. The next one. What is the what was the next one? Biblical cosmop Cosmology. Sound it out, it's okay. In older traditions like the King James Bible, it refers to the expansion or dome created by God to separate the waters above from the waters below. The waters above from the waters below. Exactly what I told you that it says in the Revelations in the last episode that it will rain from below because hell is underneath in the ocean. The ocean is literal hell. If you're learning something, I don't know what the fuck to tell you. Don't you guys go to church, bro? Every Sunday, you guys will learn nothing. So go ahead. I don't even go to church and I'll learn more from the the Facebook than you do anything else way. So tune in to our next episode where we're gonna be recording from the depths of the ocean. Okay, hold on. Yeah, so you guys believe in hell and heaven. Yeah, you probably go to hell 'cause the biggest I don't shall not judge. I don't judge I don't judge but but but I mean I don't judge but keep it real. When I when I see when I see it's not judging when it's the truth. No, I don't judge, but when I see someone losing, I'm gonna let you know you're losing. You know what I'm saying? That sounds like vanity. Nah, Chris know fine, bro. I pray for him. It won't be fine. Well not health wise, but spiritually Well hopefully my health gets better. Well you stop fucking drinking we'll get better. Hey, you're gonna get you right now because we thought you're gonna still want to put you like you love alcohol fucking drink till you fucking die way. Hey don't you're taking advantage from this guy who who doesn't wear glasses when he's welding yeah take advice from this guy take advice from this guy hey no that's why your measurements are wrong idiot fucking see you can't see you hit me six okay I just that's okay I see on the mouth what happened Yeah, that's what we told us to go get. I mean if quack suck a talk. So go ahead, how far is the the the moon from the earth? Don't you fucking yawn? I'm just getting started. We still got an hour. We still got an hour. We're taking him we're taking them through a long trip today. Go ahead. The moon is at an average distance of two hundred and thirty-eight thousand eight hundred and fifty-five miles. Okay. So you're telling me they can't complete the fucking high speed railway? finish is because they keep stealing the money from it. Who keeps stealing it? Mm-hmm and ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for listening to the actual podcast. How's it