Matt: who is the uncontested champion of lateness? Is it me? Is it Tash or is it Luke?

Luke: There's no such thing as lateness. It's perception, it's

Tasha: No, in our case it's you.

Matt: Interesting.

Luke: perception.

Tasha: No, no, there's definitely late. You were half an hour late. It's you.

Luke: it. No, when? Today? You? I was here before you today. Ha ha ha. And I wasn't even meant to be here.

Tasha: once well done Congrats.

Matt: Episode nine, Luke was thirty minutes late. Ep epis

Luke: Haha.

Tasha: Correct.

Matt: episode six, Luke was nineteen minutes late.

Luke: It's getting better, right?

Tasha: Correct.

Matt: As I believe has otherwise missed one full episode. Tash has been absent for two episodes, both due to powerlifting competitions.

Tasha: have the two medals to prove it.

Luke: How do you know the times I was late, I wasn't powerlifting?

Tasha: Because you were asleep. Because you told us, you idiot.

Luke: How do you know? okay, fine. You idiot.

Matt: yeah, because we actually have we we have a record of why you were late. So

Luke: We have the stats.

Matt: a list of the Hall of Fame, Luke's excuses for being late.

Luke: Wow, wow you've really gone to town him. How are you going to do this on your own Matt? I was mixing cement.

Tasha: Mixing cement. Was mixing cement one? I was asleep.

Matt: yeah making sympathies one of them.

Luke: That was true, I was mixing cement.

Tasha: I forgot. Genuinely I forgot, right?

Luke: It's like, who are you guys? yeah.

Matt: Yeah. I I believe you were mixing cement on your birthday as well, which is really sad.

Luke: I was... I was... That was a big day. Who

Matt: Yeah.

Luke: mixes cement in January, right?

Tasha: You

Luke: yeah. yeah. Apparently.

Matt: Apparently you yeah. there was an IKEA assembly incident. You were teaching your daughter how to build IKEA furniture and setting up a smart player.

Luke: See these are all life lessons, right? Mixing cement, building IKEA furniture. So these are things you have to

Matt: Right.

Luke: do in life. What's the third one? Come on.

Matt: You excavated your entire loft to try to find your daughter's phase four page school story?

Luke: That was tough. And actually, just to call that out, she got published. That story got published. That story got published. And you can buy it on Amazon. You can buy it on Amazon. Yeah.

Matt: Whoa. That worth it. Worth it. I believe it wasn't in the Kirilli. well send me the link and I'll put it in the show notes. I believe

Luke: Okay.

Matt: that it wasn't in the loft, was it? In the end, it was somewhere else.

Luke: No, yeah, it wasn't in the loft at the end. It was in some random box of other paperwork. So I

Tasha: Amazing.

Luke: literally excavated the whole loft and cleared it all out. And yeah, it's here Luke found it.

Matt: That is the one, genuinely, that is the one where I'm like, absolute free pass as far as that's concerned, because that would have been heartbreaking for the poor girl. Yeah, yeah.

Luke: Yeah, it was. It was destroying.

Tasha: Mm.