Becca: I don't think they get enough. Michael: Hi, and welcome to episode twenty eight. Take it away, Becca. Becca: Wow, we're so soon? God. Right. Okay. It's been it's been like two weeks. we had two big th three Michael: Two weeks. Becca: three big losses to the inter team just straight. No, no, because four, Chris: I don't know why that's so funny, people dying. Wow, okay. Yeah, four. Michael: Four. Actually four. Becca: okay, four, Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Peter Colen and Michael: The butcher, wrestler, he's a wrestler. What if Becca: The butcher. The butcher. Not to be okay. Chris: And guitars from every time I die. Michael: yeah, so that's five. No, he's the same guy. Yeah Chris: No, no, same same guy. Michael: yeah. I forgot. Yeah, it's I totally Becca: I was about to say I thought it was the same person I was so Chris: Five peop Becca: confused. Chris: it's five people to me. Michael: Yeah. Becca: Well, that makes sense. It's two different personas. Yeah, yeah. Michael: It's a persona, yeah. I was just laughing and thinking, like, what if somebody it it it's not in any way true, but what if people actually rely on us for news and they're like, Dolly Parton Like they've just been in the in the dark Chris: In the complete dark. Where have I been? What do you mean Becca: Ha Chris: that was what Becca: ha ha. Chris: do you mean that was over a week ago? Becca: And Tim Curry too? From my favorite movie Michael: Yeah, well Tim Curry. Becca: Clue? Michael: Everybody watch Halloween Halloween. Home Alone Two, this Christmas for Tim Curry. Chris: Gameplay Command Becca: Well, Chris: and Conqueror Red Alert. Michael: Yes. Becca: See a voice actor in that? yeah. Like I Chris: Yes. He does actual like live action cutscenes. Becca: Yeah, okay. I'm with you now. Michael: And cutscenes. Becca: But also Congo. Remember Congo with the talking ape? Amy, good, gorilla. Michael: Mm-hmm. Chris: Was that Tim Curry? Becca: Yeah, he was a he was like the the jewel guy. He Michael: Is that a check? Becca: a check. What? Michael: back when we were in our first band. Our old pal I won't say well I'll say it's David. Nobody cares. See you're finally figuring Becca: Nobody watches it's fine. Michael: it out. Chris: Yeah. I've just I've been spamming the view buttons. That's actually been me the whole time. Michael: he drew like a logo, right? And he was so excited about it and he's showing it to everybody. And it was the stupidest looking thing. And Chris just with the most Becca: With just the S from when we were kids. Chris: I don't remember what it looks like, but I just like looked I looked at it. Michael: Well, Chris was just monotone as hell. Is that a check? And he got so mad. Chris: Yeah, he got pissed at me. I thought I was gonna be kicked out of the band before we even start our first practice. Becca: Mm. Chris: I didn't mean anything by it. I was just like, is that is that what that is? Yeah. Michael: It like it looked like one, so Becca: I need to see this logo now. Michael: I can't remember what it look that was how old were we at fourteen? Hey, Chris: Fifteen, yeah. Becca: Thirty years ago now. Michael: whoa. Chris: my gosh, no it isn't. Scared me for a minute. Michael: I guess you're right. No, no, no, no, no. It would be ch how Becca: I was just teasing it's not thirty years ago. Yeah, Michael: It's close. Chris: Jesus. Becca: it's it is close. Like what, twenty two years ago or so? Something in that. Math is hard. Michael: Did you see old old Chad's got a Bartlett Chris: Award winning barbershop. Yeah. Michael: front facing store right there on stage. Chris: Got the key. The city's doing really good. Good for him. I would get my hair cut there if I had some, but it's all right. Michael: Well Becca: Yeah, but you do have hair, right? Like Michael: You can grow your hair. Chris: Where? Becca: not currently, but you can grow your hair. Chris: Yeah, but I mean I'm not gonna go over there and be like, Who can you just shave this with a razor? I can do it myself. What do you are you talking about my beard? Becca: Not what I meant. No no no, I was gonna be like grow your hair out and then go get a cut there. Michael: No, she's saying like grow your hair out and then then Chris: It all Michael: you can get it styled. Chris: right, Beck, I hate to really break this to you and I know this is gonna hurt when you hear Becca: What? no. Chris: this. I don't grow much hair here. Not so much Michael: Yeah, but Chris: here, but more here. Michael: So y so you're finally got the male pattern baldness coming in. Chris: I've had it. Yeah, that's been going on. I just like I said, I I beat that to the punch years ago. So no Becca: Yeah, I'll show you. Chris: so nobody would ever even realize. I had hair and I was still shaving my head. I just saw I just Becca: Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. Chris: I just saw the signs, but now like yeah, if I grew it out Michael: I saw the signs. Becca: It's gonna do that too. I didn't mean Chris: Mm-hmm. Becca: anything but I just knew that I didn't Michael: You Becca: I'm not I was not tr Chris: Hey, I I'm okay. I can I can take horrific criticism. Michael: It's okay. She likes bald guys anyways. Becca: I think it's a good look. It's fine. Alright, Chris: All right, Becca, let's keep your pants on anyway. Becca: anyways, Michael: Yeah. Becca: going moving on. R.I.P. to Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, the Butcher, and Peter Cullen. Michael: Okay, we've already talked about the Becca: Okay, I'm moving on. Chris: Yeah, what are we doing? Let's go to the next one. R. I. P. in peace. Thanks. Michael: They were rich. Well, maybe not the every time I die Gaidorus, but Chris: I was I No. I got to go to Dollywood and the water park right before she died, so Michael: I won tickets, in my old job at a Pult Wars conference for Dolly World. Never went. Chris: Hell yeah. Becca: no. Michael: That was when I was in Chattanooga. Chris: Are those tickets still valid? Michael: Probably. No, Chris: Did you need to go? Becca: He doesn't know where they are. Michael: I know where they're at. Chris: Place is gonna take on a whole Becca: Where are they? Chris: new meeting now. Michael: They're in a drawer right here by my leg. Under the desk. Becca: You should check and see if there's an exploration on that. Michael: I stumped my toe on the desk. Sony updates its terms of service amongst controversial Becca: Mm-hmm. Michael: decision to go digital only. Consumers own the right to play the game, not the game itself. This is what many fans have been preaching and why physical media is important. Take it away, Becca. Becca: So, I mean, just imagine, you know, turning on your PS five and you go to your game library and you're like, I don't really want to play this game and it's not there and you're like, What happened to it? Well, guess what? You don't own the game. You don't get to play it if something happens and they take it out. So I mean that's that's a problem. Chris: Isn't that life isn't that life though in general? Like in the grand scheme of things, isn't that already happening to us? Becca: You get enough no no but but that's that's a good point. That there's enough of that going on. I don't need it in my my gaming library. Chris: Here's Devil's Advocate. It's just another thing. I mean, okay. Moving on. You know. Becca: No. This this is important. This is why I'm a hu Chris: You wanna know what's you wanna know what's really important? How terrible that state of play was. They really phoned that in. Dude, Michael: I didn't even know there was one. Chris: it was so Becca: Yeah. Chris: bad. God. It's all like they literally ended it on another Final Fantasy Revelation game trailer. I'm like, everybody we just saw Michael: I mean that's everybody already knows that's coming out. Chris: that. Like, what are we doing? They they did a Becca: Well what we're Chris: n they like one more? Here's Wolverine for the billionth time. I'm like, I don't even want to play Wolverine anymore. I feel like I played it by all the time I've watched it. Michael: Nah. Becca: Mm. Chris: And they literally start the whole state of play with another Resident Evil trailer. I'm like, that's enough. Like, what are y'all doing? Becca: yeah, yeah. Michael: Does that even have anything to do with Sony or Chris: Just because of I don't know, they guess they got Zach Krager over there. I know. It really threw me off. Michael: 'Cause Resident Evil's not a Sony exclusive. Chris: There ain't no telling. Unless it's made by Sony Pictures or something, who knows? Becca: Yeah, I'm not sure. Michael: Could be. Becca: I avoided that though, because we get that in two weeks now, September eighteenth. So Chris: Exactly. And like Wolverine's gonna be out any minute now. Like just all these games I'm just like, okay. Like Becca: So was there any new reveal at all? I'm gonna be I d was this last week when I was in Houston or Okay. Yeah, I didn't catch it. Chris: It was ear it was just this week, yeah. Like it was literally like earlier this week. there was just there wasn't really anything incredible. Then they had the Japanese one, but it Becca: Mm. Chris: just rehashed a lot of the other stuff. And literally Becca: Sure. Chris: for like twenty minutes, they interviewed the Japanese voice actor for Ghost of Yote for the complete edition they're doing. It was like twenty minutes. I was Michael: For twenty minutes. Chris: like, Can we end like what are we doing? It was just the weirdest thing. Becca: Filler, baby. Filler. Chris: They did not have anything to show, which was pretty disappointing. Becca: Yeah, that's the problem. What were you Michael: So why would they even have a state of play? Chris: I don't know. I do not know. It was really weird. Michael: Remember us? Chris: Yeah. Becca: Yeah, trying to relieve some of the fire from the digital only. Chris: And their whole voice their whole their whole chats their str chat stream got hijacked by Destiny Becca: sure. Chris: Destiny three and the fact that they were getting rid of physical so they're just getting taken over. Yeah. Becca: Yeah, obviously. Just get inflamed. So what was what were you hoping to see from from there? Anything in particular? Chris: I don't know. It w it it was honestly like just announced so like last minute. I was just like, what do y'all have to show at this point? I mean it's only it's like Becca: Mm. Chris: September. Y'all were just y'all just did a big state of play Becca: What a May. Chris: a couple of months no in June, just like a pup couple of months ago. That's Becca: Okay, yeah. Michael: And it sucked too. Chris: what I'm saying, like what do y'all Becca: Yeah. Chris: show and then y'all had then we had Summer Games Fest, then we just had Gamescom. I'm like Becca: Mm, mm. Mm-hmm. Chris: What what are y'all wanting to show here? So it really was Michael: Summer Games Fest was the best one out of all of Indie Chris: Mm-hmm. Becca: It was. I agree. Michael: games, I mean, they're they're creative. They're they're Becca: Mm. Michael: you know, they're they're creating new things. Becca: Mm-hmm. Michael: I don't know what it is with Sony and Xbox. It's it's just a lot of the same old thing. Even with Nintendo, Becca: Mm. Michael: it's a lot of the same old thing. Chris: Yeah. They showed that new metro game again. like that prequel. Michael: Did they show any more of the ill? That game's gonna be sick. Chris: Yeah. Michael: But I think it's two years away from coming out anyway, so Becca: Let's see. Michael: yeah, so Sony needs to do something. Chris: Yeah, and cool yeah. Becca: Yeah. Scheduled for release in twenty twenty seven. Michael: more Xbox Anniversary merch, Mattel Bricks Becca: Basically it's their take on Legos. Michael: Hop. Yeah, like you remember the three sixty Chris: Yeah, they just done a PlayStation company. Michael: Lego? Becca: It's not a three sixty, it's like the original they do? Michael: Well they have one already. Yeah, they've had it for a couple of years. It's a Xbox three sixty that you can build out of Legos. Becca: Well, this is the original Xbox for the twenty five year anniversary, but it's gonna set you back at three twenty nine. That's that's Michael: What the hell? Becca: expensive. That's for I mean, I get it, it's fun to put it together and whatnot. But Lego's releasing the PlayStation one for one hundred, available October first. So depending on No, it's the original PlayStation. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Michael: Is it a PS five? Or is it a regular play st okay. But say I don't want another ugly PS five. Even uglier 'cause it's made out of Legos. Becca: Yeah don't need another Yeah. No, the the PlayStation one looks great. Michael: I've gotta say, man, I know this is an old topic, but the PS five is ugly. I don't think it I don't think it looks good at all. Becca: my god, I've like when they revealed Chris: yeah. Becca: that, I was like, It's an internet router. It's awful. Yes, yes. Michael: It looks like a router from two thousand ten. Chris: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Just a big old router. Michael: the Xbox It is. The Becca: It might be the ugliest console ever released. Michael: Xbox is the best looking one. I mean it's simple. It's a fucking rectangle. That's what we want. Becca: I like the GameCube the best. Michael: Game no, I'm talking about like current systems. Becca: okay, okay, okay. Michael: It's the best looking one out of the current systems. I mean the switch is the switch. It it it doesn't really have a look. It's just a handheld. Becca: Yeah. Michael: But I gotta say my favorite my two well, let's say three favorite consoles of all time as far as their looks. Becca: She's got the look. Michael: would be the PS4 Pro. I love the way that looks. The stack. Love it. Chris: I love that one. I do too. I was really hoping the pro was gonna like the five pro was gonna kinda take on some of that, but it of course it didn't. Michael: the PS3 Slim. I love the way that looks. Not the ultra slim with the slide top. I'm talking about the one with the touch buttons on the front with the Chris: Yeah. Michael: internal disc tray. and the GameCube, those are my three favorite looking consoles. Becca: Did they release a GameCube that was like clear? okay, yeah, that's awesome. Michael: Mm. It was a Panasonic it's a Panasonic edition. It's Becca: That's really cool. I just had the the Michael: It wasn't made by Nintendo. Becca: mm, I just had the purple one. But I was Michael: Indigo. Becca: happy to have it. Chris: Yeah. I'm r I'm literally gonna read off exactly what the state of play was. It was a Resident Evil exclusive clip. Ghost of Yote Becca: But yeah. Chris: more stuff. Monster Hunters Wilds, which we've ever seen, or we've already seen. Metro Becca: Uh-huh. Chris: 2039. Yeah. Crimson Crimson Deserts, a new expansion for that. Gundam Rogue Orbit. Michael: The shark game? Becca: yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's those are fun. Michael: The game's already too big. Becca: Yeah, we don't need any. Chris: Which was already shown, but they're showing it again. And then some indie f movie or indie games, Hunter's Moon, Uncanyon. Michael: Yeah, Hunter's Moon looks good. I've seen that. Becca: Yeah. Chris: And then there's another game called Rev Noir that's gonna be coming out from Konami. And then another one called Rhapsody and Scarlet. Another Soros update. A Grand Turismo 7 Becca: Mm. Michael: Mm. Their games. Chris: update. Another Until Dawn 2. a trailer and then a big Final Fantasy seven release date reveal trailer. Michael: They should do a Becca: Mm. Michael: in honor of Hayden Penitere f on Chris: no, that would be good. Michael: Until Dawn Two. Chris: Yeah. Was it? Becca: Yeah, kind of a snooze fest. Michael: You said no Noir. Spider Man Noir got cancelled, by the way. Becca: It did. Our brain went to the same Chris: Runces, yeah. Becca: places. I was gonna talk about that. And it was nominated for Emmys. I hadn't finished it, but Michael: It's just it's just not everybody's cup of tea, you know, it's Becca: It's not. And but I heard that it was wrapped up fine, like it had a conclusion. And you know, some shows only need one season. This is gonna be a controversial take. Michael: That's true. The same thing happened with with Moon Knight. I thought it was a really good show and they cancelled Becca: Mm. Michael: it after the first season. Becca: This is a controv this is a hot take, but Stranger Things should have ended with the first season. Michael: No, you're out of your mind. At least at least No Becca: No, the first season was beautiful and perfect and it wraps up at the end where Hopper is leaving the egos out, you know she's alive, everything's okay, it's fine. End it there. Michael: I mean it could have ended there, but I think that it should have ended Bef right before Vecna was ever introduced. Becca: That that's that's a great season though. I that one's Michael: It is, but Becca: so scary and the acting's so good. We've got one of the best episodes with Dear Billy. Sure. Michael: We didn't need it. I liked the I liked the mystery of the upside down. I didn't need to know that it was just created by Vecna, you know. It was Becca: Yeah. Michael: kinda like Supernatural. I don't know if Chris has ever watched the whole show, but I I love it. that show it has seventeen seasons, but it was wrapped up after season five. Like that's the original five seasons, like the whole show is done and then they just somehow Becca: Mm-hmm. Michael: figure out how to, Becca: Keep going. Michael: you know, drag it on. But it gets better again after like season seven. Becca: Mm. Michael: But a lot of shows do that I guess. It's making money. Becca: Yeah. They'd overstay their welcome. Yeah. Michael: And no, Supernatural could never overstay its welcome. I d Sam and Dean, Becca: No no no. I just meant I didn't mean to imply that. Michael: you just you s I could watch them all day. Becca: Yeah, I didn't mean to insinuate that. Michael: Well, you better not. 'Cause they'll come for you. And I'm sure you'd like that. All right. Becca: maybe I should insinuate that then. Chris: I shall return. I gotta let my dog out. One second. Becca: Little double Michael: Jensen Ackles kick kicking your door in. Becca: man. no, whatever will I do? Little double team going on? Yeah, that's fine. This is a family show. Michael: Whoa. We're still live in Boston? Becca: We're laughing. please. Michael: People from work watch this. Haunted Paws, an upcoming s cozy co op survival horror game by Lazy Flock, where you play as a customized puppies trying to rescue their kidnapped human from a multi floor haunted mansion. Becca: I'm in. Immediately I'm in. Michael: The game features online and split screen couch co-op allowing a friend to join for free. And is planned for PC, Steam of course, Nintendo Switch, Switch 2, and a release date has yet to be announced. I have not seen the trailer for that. Becca: Which is unfortunate. It looks so cute. think the animation of a goose game. Michael: Mm. Becca: But with puppies. And it just looks like a fun little spooky game to play. I was I was hoping it would be out sh this month or next. Let me see. Michael: See, that's the thing about these indie developers, man. They're putting out stuff that is cool. Becca: I know. I love it. I think most of my anticipated games for this year are Indy developers. Hmm. Michael: Indeed. Becca: for you know release date unfortunately. but yeah, I've s check out the you should check out the trailer. Bring it up right now. Let's watch it. Well, dang it. Michael: It messes up the audio. I wish they would fix that. Becca: Mm. Michael: But it does something to everybody's audio track. It like And it it takes a good Becca: Edit clip here and just edit it in. Michael: I mean, I could do that if I was getting paid to edit. Becca: We'll we'll watch it after we stop recording. But it looks great. It looks fun. And if you're into cow you know, cozy co couch cozy co op couch games, I highly recommend checking it out. I know I will. Cool. Michael: Be a good Becca: Mm-hmm. Michael: switch to game. Becca: Yeah, absolutely. That's where I intend to to buy it. Zack Cracker. So yeah. Michael: where I intend to do it. I'm so sick of hearing about Zack Crager, for God's sakes. Chris: Toss. Becca: Well, he's sick of it too, because he's already done with franchise f franchise films even before the release of Resident Evil. Michael: No Becca: Muffin. Stating Michael: Mm-hmm. Becca: he wants the freedom to write whatever he wants. And he did this one because he was such a fan of the franchise. So Michael: He's been doing whatever he wants. Becca: I know, but I guess he's saying don't count on me doing another franchise movie ever and I'm sure that's due to the heat. Chris: He just doesn't like the criticism, I guess, around it. Becca: I mean it's a lot of heat to take and you're not gonna be able to please everyone. Which you can't do that with a a movie anyways, but especially with beloved franchises, it's just it's not gonna happen. There's always gonna be a group of people that are unhappy. But maybe he'll maybe he'll take us by surprise and everyone will love this film. Michael: Mm. I Becca: Mm. Michael: I I'm looking forward to seeing it, but I just I don't know, Becca: I am too. Michael: man. Becca: Well, he made a good point because people were like, Well, where's Mr. X? Where's Nemesis? Whatever. Like, well, why would he be here with this kid when he's in Raccoon City chasing Michael: I thought the kid was in Raccoon City. Becca: he's going to Raccoon City. Well, he probably is, but he's not like where Mr. X where where's Mr. X at? Like he's following Leon, right? Michael: In the dead middle of the fucking city. Chris: don't think this Becca: Well Chris: I don't think this falls into like the same universe as Leon and I think that was something that was previously rumored, but I think this is like its own separate universe. Michael: That would be fine if Chris: Because it's not in nineteen ninety eight. Michael: Yeah. If that Becca: No. Michael: was the route he's taken where it's just like this is in the same universe but a different you know, multiverse or whatever, that would be cool. Becca: Mm, mhm. Sorry, I'm thinking what did he say? he said that he wants it as you're watching this film, you want it to feel like you're thinking of the game. Like what should he be grabbing? What where should he be going? What h should he be doing? So Michael: You know what you can do to do that? Play the game. Becca: But Yeah. But not not everyone likes to play video games. People like to watch people play video games. Michael: Yeah, that's that's gotten a little bit out of hand. I don't what is going on with the Halloween game? Why is everybody streaming It doesn't come out for another month. Chris: I thought it already did come out. Did it not? It's already out. Michael: No, it comes out in October. That's Chris: So Michael: what I keep seeing on Best Buy's website. Is that just the physical version that comes out next month? Chris: I think so, yeah, 'cause it's showing release September eighth. So it or September eight, that's not even eight. That's not yet. Becca: yeah. Launches on Chris: That's two days from now. I think if you pr so I think if you pre Michael: Yeah, see it still hasn't come out yet. Chris: order it you could play it early. Becca: Well, and also streamers get things early because they want to the company wants them to st well, maybe Michael: Not a bunch of no name streamers though. I've been seeing just randoms playing it. well that sucks. Becca: I guess th all publicity is good, you know. Michael: It it's a double edged sword in my in my head, like you have a this is more of a multiplayer game, obviously. But Becca: Yes, yes. Michael: let's say you you put out a single player game that you've been working for ten years on and Becca: Mm. Michael: it's got a killer story, and then you just give it out to like these top streamers to play it and everybody watches it and they already know the story 'cause they watched this streamer play it. What's gonna make them go out and buy it then? Becca: To experience it on their own, maybe. Michael: Mm. There's been several games that I'm like, I'll just watch somebody play it and I'm not gonna buy it. Becca: Sure, sure. And I understand that. Especially if it's a game that or genre that you're not necessarily a fan of or what have you. Michael: Well it's like all the cheap indie cheap horror indie games that are on Steam. I like watching Vlad play 'cause I'm not gonna spend Becca: Yeah. Yeah. Michael: eight ninety nine on, Becca: Mm. Michael: you know, the poop killer games. You know, stuff like Queso and and all the all those people play. And that's a real game. I'm s I'm not even joking. It's there's three of Becca: mean that's a really good investment and I don't know why you No, I I know. Chris: yeah. That's wild. Michael: them. Becca: There's three of them. That guy probably Michael: Yeah. And they're hilarious. Becca: Yeah, that guy probably made a lot of money off those games, I'm not gonna lie. Michael: They've all got Carl Casey as the t the Yeah. All those games do. Becca: as a composer? Really? That's really cool. Michael: let's see. Nintendo Direct is coming up September eighth. Becca: You guys, it's happening. We're getting a legend of Chris: They better have a lot to say. Becca: we're getting a legend of Zelda d Michael: This is their chance, dude. Everybody else is sucking ass right now. Nintendo Chris: Yeah. Michael: could really Becca: they're they're gonna deliver because the Legend of Zelda Direct is September eighth and then the Nintendo Direct is on the ninth, so we get two days. But I want everyone stair so we're d the closing of it. Okay, it's either gonna be the opening or closing of the d the Zel the Zelda direct. It's gonna be the movie trailer. Opening or closing. It might be the opening. Michael: Yawn. Becca: Huh? Did you say yawn? No, I'm Michael: Yawn. Yeah. Becca: so excited to see this. Michael: Mm-hmm. Becca: And of course we'll get I think we'll get a release date for Ocarina. But then when it's like, and one more thing, Michael: There's gonna be a lot of gameplay footage for Ocarina as well. Becca: Yes. And it's gonna look incredible. But for the the ending segment we're like, and Michael: Look them biceps, boy. Yeah. Sorry, what Chris: Look looking good, looking good, young man. Becca: We could pivot, it's fine. Michael: Bab it. Becca: The ending and what I'm hoping and manifesting is we're gonna get an announcement for a Twilight Princess remaster. Michael: I've been waiting Chris: I don't think I don't think I I think you'll probably keep on waiting. Michael: Since the Switch one was announced, I've been waiting. Becca: Mm-hmm. Chris: I've been waiting for a girl like you. Michael: It's never happened. So I just don't I have no faith. I've Becca: It's happening. That's that's Michael: said that every direct but hey if it happens that'll be great. Becca: yeah. That's that's what I'm hoping for. What are you guys hoping for? Michael: That's all I've ever wanted from Nintendo in the past ten years. So And you need to stop Becca: Yeah. I know. I know, I agree. Chris: I just Michael: just saying Twilight Princess because Wind Waker is just as Becca: I Michael: good, if not better, than Twilight Princess, so Chris: Puss put some respect on my man's name. Michael: And you hadn't even played Ocarina of Time on the sixty four like a real millennial should have done. Chris: Becca. Becca, you don't Becca: The controls are so bad. Chris: need to be Becca, you d Becca, Michael: The controls. Chris: you don't need to be my God, Becca, you need to be you know they revol revolutionize targeting in video games with Z targeting, right? Becca: It's this still it's bad. Chris: all right, you do not get to watch the direct now until you play Ocarina of Time. Michael: And second of all, you're Becca: that's not happening. Michael: if if people listen to this episode, they're gonna want you gone. Becca: I don't care. Cancel me. I Chris: Yeah. We're gonna have to get new Becca. Becca: don't care. No, there is no new Becca. There is just Becca. Michael: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever made. Becca: Well, and I'll get a chance to experience that in a different way, but I'll still get to experience that. In an elevated way. Michael: No. It's gonna be too different. No. You know what, you're Becca: Mm. Chris: We're gonna take this one offline, boys. Michael: I just I just can't I can't do this anymore. Chris: Yeah. I tried. Michael: I've got enough problems in my life. Becca: Well, I'm just adding one more. Deal with it. Michael: I got somebody sitting here talking shit about the only game that ever brought me happiness. Becca: I the only thing I said negatively about it is that the controls are bad. Michael: And you're defending Zack Krager on the second series of games that brought me happiness. Becca: Well, we gotta give Michael: Well I mean it's fine. Becca: We have to give it a chance. W we can judge it as much as we want after we see the film. You you two Michael: Hey, as long as it's better than as as long as it's better than Welcome to Raccoon City, we'll be alright. Becca: Was that the show that Netflix did? Michael: Yeah. Becca: Was that the animated show or the live action show? Michael: No. Live action. Becca: Yeah, that came and went so quickly. Michael: Yeah. And it was it f Becca: So quickly. Michael: it followed the games directly and they just they just did a terrible job Becca: See, and it's still and then that didn't work out. Michael: with it. Becca: Yeah. Was it the acting? Michael: Wesker looked like Blade. Becca: Played. Chris: yeah. Michael: yeah. Just Chris: Seven minutes. Michael: just like Blade Becca: Interesting. I bet it's wiped from Netflix too. I bet it's not even on there anymore. Michael: Leon looked like what's the guy from the Resident Evil Three? Becca: Carlos? Chris: Carlos. Michael: Carlos. His actor looked just like Carlos. Becca: Hm. Chris: Call us reminded me of Keanu Reeves a lot in that in that Michael: Yeah, yeah. Chris: game. Michael: What are you doing? Looking it up? No, it's Becca: I was trying to see if it's even on Netflix anymore 'cause I bet you they were like, We're so embarrassed by this, we're removing it. 'Cause it's digital only. It ceased to exist basically. No. Michael: Well that doesn't need to exist. Some things don't need to exist. Becca: That's fine. That's fine. But anyway, so then we have the Nintendo Direct the next day. And there are rumors and supposed leaks, which take this with a grain of salt, that a new Super Smash Brothers will be announced. I would be very excited for Chris: I don't Becca: that. Chris: I d I can't imagine Sakurai was working on Ker Kirby Air Riders and Super Smash Brothers at the same time. That's hard. Unless Becca: Probably not, but Chris: unless they announce it's in development or something like that. But god I well, that's what I'm saying, yeah. I mean Michael: Yeah, they could do that. Becca: Yeah, that'll be ten years from now. Mm-hmm. Michael: It'll be the final game on the Switch two's lifespan of fifteen years. Didn't the latest Super Smash Brothers a once they announced it it took a good while to come out? Yeah. Chris: Ultimate I th I can't remember. Becca: I'm I don't think so. Michael: 'Cause remember I remember the way they announced it, it was just like the symbol and people started losing Chris: Hm. Michael: it. Becca: I can't remember if it was a launch title. Michael: It was this No, no. Becca: Okay. Michael: A lo the only game that launched with the Switch was Breath of the Wild. Becca: Tears Breath of the Wild, yeah. Okay. I don't remember them. Michael: for the longest time that was the only game on the Switch. You had like Bomberman and shit like that, but nobody cared. That was the Becca: Yeah, d no, you're right, I do remember that. Yeah. Yeah, of course not. Michael: o it was a Legend of Zelda machine for like two years. Becca: Yeah. Yeah. But that's just enough time to do everything in that game anyways. But it no, it took Michael: Yeah, that's true. Becca: a long time for all the DLC for Super Smash Bros. You the the complete roster and everything like that. Which that roster is insane. It's so good. Michael: Isn't Isn't Ness in that one? Becca: Of course. Yeah, absolutely. Take your pick. Pretty much everyone's in that game. You've got Richter and Simon from Castlevania. Chris: Victoria. Michael: Castlevania Simon's Quest, one of the hardest games ever. Becca: Did you beat it? Michael: Mm mm. Becca: Pinky out. Michael: I was never good at Castlevania. Chris: I'm ready for I'm ready for the new Castlevania game to come out. Belmont's curse Becca: Yeah. Chris: looks so good. Becca: Yeah, that does look good. We have a lot of good things coming up. It's just we have to wait for them. Michael: There's a lot of good stuff that's just came out too. Dawnbreaker or Walker, whatever it is. Yeah. Annie Musha. Ani Musha looks really good. Becca: Yeah. Is it I'm gonna butcher it again. Blood of the Dawnwalker, is that right? That's it. That's that's it precisely. Chris: Walk of the Dawn Blood? That's that I remember. Yeah. Yeah, I want to play the new Anumusha game. I love the Onamusha games from the PS2. Those are so good. Becca: It looks great. Mm-hmm. Michael: It looks really, really good. It's got Becca: Mm-hmm. Michael: great reviews. Chris: That's like Samurai Resident Evil. Michael: Mm. Becca: cool. Michael: Do you remember Tensu from PS One? Chris: A low Tenshi. Michael: Those were very hard but very good. Chris: They were too. Michael: Stealth games, Becker. Chris: I played the PS2 one. I think it was like I Becca: I love stealth games. I'm really good at them. Chris: think it was Wrath of Heaven. I used to play Shinobi on PS2. Michael: Yeah. Chris: That one was really good. It was hard, but it was fun. Michael: A lot of those old games do like Ninja Gaiden on PS three was stupid hard. For no reason. They're just like just make it impossible. Becca: Mm-hmm. Chris: I played Ninja Gaiden Four when it came out earlier. Was it this year or last year? That game was super hard. Michael: Yeah, they've always been kinda hard. Which I don't know why, but Becca: I was gonna say, like, are we making games hard just just because we can, or is there reason? Michael: I guess that's their Chris: Well they've his Michael: stick. Chris: they've historically been tough, yeah. I mean even blowing back to the NES, they've just I think they've wanted to keep that difficulty. Yeah. Michael: It's just like from software games, they're gonna be hard. Becca: Mhm. Yeah. Chris: Agreed. Becca: Which I love from software, but and I've beaten the first f Dark Souls one and two and those are fun, but at some point it just gets taxing to constantly backtrack and have to Michael: That's why I liked Elden Ring so much. There w there wasn't any backtracking. Well, I mean there is some, but Becca: Mm. Yeah. Michael: it's like if you're fighting a boss that's kicking your ass, just leave. Go somewhere else, level up. Becca: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 'Cause you can do that and right, right. You're you're right. But I found Dark Souls Michael: and then, you know Becca: three just to be so difficult. I think people think that's the easiest one. Not for me. Michael: I've heard that it's the easiest one. Becca: Not for me. Michael: And I've heard the hardest one is Demon Souls. The remake. Becca: Yeah, I haven't played that one. Michael: And I've played a lot of Demon's Souls. Becca: Mm. Michael: It's beautiful the PS five remake. Becca: Mm, mhm. Michael: But it's so like they didn't update any of like the combat or really anything. Becca: Mm. Michael: So after after playing Elden Ring for four hundred hours or whatever I have on it Becca: Mm. Michael: It's just like so just it feels old. Becca: And see that's the thing. Like I only have so much time to dedicate to a video game. I don't wanna have to spend my entire day just trying to beat one boss. Like that's just too much Is it the fun of it? I mean I get it, it is it's yeah. Michael: But that's the fun of it. Once you finally beat him, yeah, y once you finally beat him, you feel great. Becca: And it's very rewarding, but my god. Michael: We grew up in a time where games were made very difficult just because they were so short. Most of the Becca: Mm. Yeah, yeah. Michael: games that came out on the NES and super NES had like four to six levels and Becca: Mm-hmm. Michael: you c you just couldn't get through 'cause they were so hard. Becca: Yeah. Michael: But yeah, I get what you're saying. Like I was trying to play the Pinocchio game, Lies of P really cool game, and I got pretty f Becca: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's a beautiful game. Chris: Yeah. Michael: I got pretty far in it, but I had to fight this boss that had like I think it was three phases. And I could always get to the end of the second phase and I just I was all out of everything but you know, I just I just got frustrated and put it put it away. Becca: Mm. Yeah, of course. Yeah. So I find that sometimes when I do step away from a game or from an area for a little bit and I come back, I usually really get about completing it when I come back. I just need to reset myself. Michael: Yeah. I find that with a lot of things. If I'm working on something Becca: Yeah, yeah. You just have to walk away. Yeah. Michael: And I'm throwing a fit 'cause I can't get it right. I just leave Chris: Mm. Pun Michael: and come back and I Chris: punched a few holes in the drywall. That's Becca: Yeah. Michael: I beat the hell out of a lot of stuff in my garage the other day trying to fix my car. I I lost it. yeah. Chris: Did you really? Hell yeah. Michael: Motherfucker just throwing tools. Chris: Dad, is everything okay, yeah? Get the hell out. Becca: I was just gonna ask if you wanted something to drink, Dan. Michael: I picked up my brand new Milwaukee weed eater that I got and just fucking spun around and s flung it across the yard, Becca: Launched it. Michael: bent it. Chris: yeah. Michael: Ripped the bumper Chris: Hell yeah. Michael: off my car, my Jeep. Just barehanded ripped the whole bumper off. I was mattered and shit. Becca: Imagine Imagine seeing that. Michael: It's all on camera. Chris: I hope that the neighbors are like, let's just wait a few hours. Michael: the n neighbors are so far away I d they don't know what's going on. Shut the fuck up Becca: No, they heard it. That's how bad it was. Chris: Mm-hmm. No. Michael: but I fixed my bumper, you can't even tell. So everything's fine. But me and the the good Lord had a moment of reckoning that day. Becca: P Chris: It's it gonna be either me or you! Who's it gonna be? Michael: I was looking up at the sky like, really? This is kinda bullshit I have to deal with Yeah, I felt Becca: Anyways. Michael: felt pretty bad after all that. Becca: Yeah, once you kind of sit down and look around at the destruction, you're like Michael: And it's still a fucking mess out there. Tol sockets Becca: No. Michael: are everywhere. I I still gotta get out there and clean up. Chris: God. Becca: It's been too hot. We're like living on the surface of the sun. We're in Michael: It has been too hot. For God's sakes. Yeah. Becca: September now. Can we get some fall like weather? Can I just have one gloomy day? Chris: Yeah, it's it's arguably it's arguably been the hottest of the year in September. Michael: We we we've Becca: yeah. Michael: been under a heat advis we're from Memphis. we've had a heat advisory for like the past two months. Becca: Yeah. Michael: Every day's been a hundred plus. It's just Becca: It's been and it just and it feels like it's a hundred and twelve outside. It's just grueling. It was none. There's nothing. No rain. You just you get no breeze. Michael: The sun there's no clouds. It's the sun is forty thousand times closer than it was when I was a child to the earth. Becca: It's literally right there. We're just we're neighbors basically at this point. Immediately. Immediately. Michael: It just it just melts you to the bone as soon as you walk outside. Becca: It's awful. Which b I wonder if that means we're gonna have a really, really harsh winter this year. I everything else sucks. Let's go. Michael: I don't probably why not? You know? Becca: I storms, you got it. Michael: I mean we're about due for another ice storm. I mean, we hadn't had one in about four years. Nah Becca: I know. We've been No, we had one last year. Michael: that wasn't an ice storm. Becca: Well it yeah, you're right. Just everything turned into ice and it just stayed below freezing for days. Michael: Yeah, it did. Becca: For weeks. I just remember Yeah, yeah. god. I don't wanna do that. Michael: I'm talking about we're due for another Ice Storm ninety four. That's what we're due for. Chris: Heck yeah. Mm-hmm. Becca: I don't want power. I don't lose power. I don't no. Mm mm. No. Michael: I got generators, so I'll be all right. I have a plug I Becca: Barely have a screwdriver. Michael: got a plug coming out of my I just did the Trump thing. Becca: Whoa, this is going really s it this is interesting. You got a plug coming out, what? Michael: I've got a plug coming out of my fuse panel. that is hardwired in and I plug it straight into a diesel generator that I have out here and Becca: Wow. Michael: it will power the entire house. Becca: Amazing. You're set. You're golden. Michael: Minus a couple of things. You'll at least be able to run the heat Becca: Yeah. Michael: and a couple of lights, maybe a T V and my stove Becca: You're set. Michael: and oven and everything are gas, so I don't have to worry about that. Becca: Yep. Mm mm. Mm mm. Mm mm. That's the only good thing about a gas stove. Michael: Only That's not the only good thing. Becca: I they scare me. I'm just always scared I'm gonna blow up. I'm just one of those irrational people. Yeah, exactly. Michael: I mean if you if you do, you won't know. Chris: But in the event like you Becca: I mean Chris: do survive and you're just Becca: Yeah. Yeah. Chris: Kill me! Michael: Yeah, and then and then you're just like you look like Red Foreman on Robocop after he gets the acid dumped on him. Chris: yeah. yeah, that's right. Yeah. I love that movie. Dead or alive, Becca: Ha ha ha. Yeah. Chris: you're coming with me. Becca: Did you see the the remake? Michael: Yeah. Well that was so brutal where they he was like just his head and that whole scene Yeah. Chris: it had his lungs like filling up. Becca: Is this in the remake or the original? Michael: The remake Chris: The remake. Michael: where he just feels like it you can just feel the tortured pain out of this guy. He just needs to be put down. He's a pair Becca: Ha ha ha. Michael: of lungs and a fucking head. Becca: Jesus Christ. That's pretty cool. Okay. Michael: I'll find that s I'll find the scene and send it to you. It's it's rough. Becca: Yeah. Michael: You're like, what are we doing this for? Becca: We're doing it for shock value, baby. Give them what they want. Chris: I just watched some horrific documentaries. credit to my coworkers for these. the first one is Death of a Pastor's Wife. That Michael: Mm. Becca: Mm. yeah, yeah, yeah. That's on Netflix. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Chris: one is insane. And then the other one that's on Netflix is called Maternal Instinct. Becca: that one's crazy. Chris: You want to talk about real evil? my god. That's horrific. Well, man, they go hand in hand in these two. Becca: Mhm. Yeah. Well, also just idiocy because her her her Chris: My goodness. Becca: her fiance or whatever, like, come on, man. You you Chris: Dude. I know. I really wanted to feel bad for him, but I'm like, dude, did you not Becca: No. Chris: read the room at all in any of this? Becca: He just didn't want to deal with it. That's what it was. Because she was so crazy. Chris: I don't know. Michael, I'm telling you. We're gonna have to get us another guy in here. We can't have women in our podcast. I was just it Becca: What the hell? Where did that come from? Chris: just because, man, women are scary as hell. Becca: My gosh. No, Michael: It's just like in Becca: see the problem's gonna come when you kick me off. That's when I get scary. Michael: Now look. It's just like all these and and this is g Chris: no. You you're one of those? Great. Michael: this is yeah. I don't even know if I should say it, but what's going on right now with the Lindsay Clancy case where you have like like four Becca: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris: yeah. All right, Becky, let's hear let's hear it. What's your stance on it? Becca: boy. Michael: million women that support her. I'm sorry, I understand that she had mental issues and stuff, but like at some Chris: My biggest thing was what's the case about? Because even their own lawyers, everybody's admitted that sh yes, she killed her kids. So what Becca: Yeah. Yeah, that's Michael: I think the the final verdict is is she gonna be Yeah. But she no Chris: Liable or like Michael: matter what, she's never gonna get out of like Becca: Yeah. Michael: a hospital or prison. Chris: Right. Yeah. That's Becca: Mm, mhm. Chris: what threw me off. I didn't quite understand that of like but now they're saying that the husband did it. Michael: You just have that one you got that one Chad in there, man. He's just like, Nope. He's holding a line. Chris: Hold yeah. Which I thought it was majority rules, but that's right. I forgot. No, that is right. It is they all have to agree. Michael: Yeah. And you think about what that guy's going through in that court or in that jury room. He he's dude, Chris: yeah, they're yeah, they're probably like Michael: he's behind a closed door with a bunch of like liberal, like wild people that that are probably like Chris: It's nine women and three men, which is crazy. Michael: Yeah. Becca: wow. I didn't know that. Michael: They're probably they probably hate him so much and they're probably hitting him with so much crap and he's not giving in. It's crazy. Chris: yeah. Like we're he's probably gonna end up getting doxxed. Michael: Yeah. Becca: well there was someone who was filming there was some woman that was filming the drawers. It was insane. But like the face she made. Chris: I saw some like she started running and so yeah. I was like what's going I was like, what are we doing? I thought the j I I know, she like tried Michael: My my Chris: to make a run for it and everybody's like, she's running I was like, What's happening? Michael: I get a few of the things like a lot of people are saying the husband may have had something to do with it just because of like Becca: That's where your conspiracies get sprinkled in. Chris: And he you know what he probably did, you know, he probably did. Michael: Well, like, you know, he he was going on trips, he got remarried pretty quick. Becca: They were saying like yeah, it is someone that looks just like her. Well, I mean, some you know, people have a type. Michael: But he also ran and he he raised Chris: Becca. Becca: What? Michael: he raised seventy five thousand dollars for a children's hospital. He he did a lot of good things too, so I I just don't know. Becca: I mean I know I get what they're saying. They're like he doesn't seem upset on the stand. Well, not everyone shows emotion the same way. No, I know, I know. Michael: That's not fair, first of all. They don't know they don't Yeah. Chris: Well this was this was this was also like three or four years ago now that this happened. Michael: They don't know what he's carrying and and and how bad he probably feels. Becca: I know, yeah. Chris: Yeah. He j he just got they just got married or he got remarried this year, but I I think he's been with that girl. That's why I asked the question nobody could answer, or anybody I know, is were they already separated before this happened? That that's the thing, like I don't know I don't know that Michael: I don't know. Becca: I don't think so. No. Mm mm. Chris: either. D was it just like that day he just basically Michael: He moved Chris: s Michael: he moved to Manhattan like a year after well while they were still married, he moved to Manhattan from Chris: I gotcha. Michael: from what I read and then they got they never I don't know. It's r Becca: I just I just note Chris: I don't know enough. Becca: that he was picking up medicine while everything was happening. That's Michael: And it's true they have surveillance footage of him at the store picking up the so I don't know. The only thing Becca: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I haven't really been Michael: the a lot of peop I I read a bunch about it today, this morning, but it's like Becca: True. Yeah. Michael: a lot of people are saying like he, you know, drugged her and and told her to do it. Becca: Yeah, I don't I don't know. I really don't I really don't know. I I don't wanna say that that's not, you know, outside the realm of possibility 'cause it is, but yeah. Michael: Anything's possible. Becca: So I I don't know. I it's a very all I do know is that it's a very, very tragic case and that three kids are dead and that's terrible. Michael: It's it's awful and that's what's getting lost in this case is like the the children. Becca: Sure, sure. Well, 'cause did you see there was some woman that was showing up, I guess, to be in the courtroom and like the camera panned over to look at the courtroom and she was like smiling and winky. I'm like, this is this is weird. And I think she like she got reported to her job and maybe like, because I don't know. But it was yeah, Chris: Yeah. Optics are everything they're I'm Becca: but like why are we smiling and like this is not Chris: Yeah. Becca: a time to make this moment about you. This is a very serious case. Chris: Yeah. I like the fun Becca: And Chris: I missed the fun of the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard case. See, that was Michael: Yeah, that was Chris: fun. Yeah. Becca: A megapint. Michael: So many clips Chris: Those were so fun. Michael: came out of that, man. Becca: Stepped on a bee? My dog stepped on a bee. Yeah. Chris: Yeah. I think I n I think I know what it's like to be punched. Michael: A megapint. Becca: I just remember J Johnny Depp's lawyer and his like mannerisms. But then they had that Chris: They were all laughing. Becca: one guy on the stand who was like Michael: Mm-hmm. Becca: I don't know who he was, but he was very animated with like his Chris: Yeah. Becca: fa you remember who I'm talking about? He looked like a mad scientist. Chris: Everybody was trying to get their fifteen minutes of fame on that thing. Becca: They were. And th absolutely, absolutely. What a circus. Chris: I'm so stoked for Ebenezer though. Let's go. Another Johnny Depp coming back. He was at Comic Con dressed up like that too. He's like fully committed. Michael: Mm-hmm. It's about time. Becca: It looks good. Yeah. I know. See that's the thing that well that that's the thing about him is he's just another one of those actors that gives a hundred percent every time. He loves to get Chris: He's the man. Becca: dressed up in the costumes. He loves falling into those characters. He's good. Chris: He's been playing he's been playing guitar with Alice Cooper Michael: yeah. Becca: yeah. Chris: on this tour. Becca: He's not a very good guitarist, but Michael: I was gonna say that like he's he's a musician, you got Keanu Reeves, plays bass and Becca: Yeah. Michael: what is it Dog Chris: yeah. I love his I love his band. Michael: something? Chris: Yeah, what's it called? Becca: I thought it was called the vampire Michael: Dog star. Chris: Dog Star. Yeah, that's Keanu's. You're talking about the vampire. Hot the hot vampires, Becca: Hollywood vampires. Chris: yeah. That's Michael: Yeah. Chris: Keith Richards and Johnny Depp and bunch of people. He played his dad. Michael: Fucking Keith Richards. He is a vampire. Becca: He's just dust at this point. Yeah, that's the only explanation, really. Michael: He's been smoking cigarettes since the f nineteen fifties and he's still alive. Chris: He played his dad in Pirates of the Caribbean. Becca: that's right. That's Michael: Yeah, yeah. Becca: right. He was he wanted that to happen and it did. I remember that. Michael: I thought you were about to say Keith Richard played his own dad and something like Chris: That that too. He did. Becca: That's possible. Michael: But yeah, I don't know, man. I'm glad to see Johnny Duck coming back. Becca: He was in a like a cologne ad for Rihanna, I think. Michael: There's a lot of actors in Chris: Isn't Savage, Dior Savage? Michael: there's a lot of actors popping up in ads I've seen lately. Becca: Man, it's economy is hitting everybody, I guess. Michael: Like you got the two guys from Scrubs, they're all over T Mobile. yeah. Becca: Zach Braff and Donald Faison? Chris: yeah. Is that brav? Well. Michael: And I don't know, just a lot of, you know, like the general and just crap like that. You've got like just random big shacks. Becca: Look, Shaq's never gonna turn down an endorsement dill. He's he's a businessman. Michael: Him and Snoop Dogg, man, they're like whatever, just hook me up. Becca: Yeah. Write the check. Yeah. Yeah. Chris: They have their own enterpr empires at this point, yeah. Michael: Snoop Dogg's like, You you want me to be in WWE? Alright. you want me to Becca: Hell yeah. Michael: you want me to show up at UFC? Alright. Done. Can I be high while I do it? Alright, cool. Becca: You want me to bake a cake with Martha Stewart? I got it. Exactly. Hey, I appreciate the commitment to the bank. Michael: I mean, if I was getting money thrown at me left and right like that, sure. Becca: Absolutely. Are you kidding? Yeah. Michael: But I also feel like it would have to be like products that I I actually like. Becca: Yeah. Michael: I wouldn't just sell out for everything. Like Shaq does, it's Becca: No, no, no, no. Michael: like icy hot fucking Papa John's fucking I I'm sure he does. Becca: He probably uses Icy Hot though. He's huge. And who doesn't love a good Papa John's pizza? Michael: Better ingredients. Becca: Better pizza. Shack. Michael: Remember that meme I sent you where it's like when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says, Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's Becca: Better pizza. Michael: and it has the nut button. What the Chris: What in the world? Becca: Yeah, I remember that. Michael: You know the memes where it has the button that says nut on it and the guy's like fixing a hit it? It just says Chris: Yeah. Yeah. Michael: when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says better ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's. Becca: Ha ha ha Michael: Nut. So stupid. Chris: Yeah, it's so dull. Becca: Ha ha Michael: The best meme I've seen in years. Becca: No God. Chris: Yeah. Becca: I'll have to try that one out. Michael: Ha ha ha. Chris: Right. Crazy. Michael: I mean Papa John's is is good shit, man. Chris: Becca, you're the worst. Michael: This show's really taking a hit. Chris: Yeah, we're really just grasping at the straws at this point. Somebody Becca: This is why why you can't take off for two weeks. Chris: somebody will somebody just watch this police. We can just look at it. Michael: Somebody save Becca: Y'all sing this every episode, so that's it's only fitting. Michael: me. Cause I need somebody to save me. Becca: Whoo. Michael: I can't do this adult Becca: Good stuff. Michael: thing anymore, man. I'm Chris: I'm looking for the emergency exit. Becca: Let's the eject button. Let's go. Michael: I am I am done. I don't wanna work anymore. I don't wanna do any of it anymore, man. This is the kind of crap that I want to do. Becca: Well you need to replace Chris and I. Michael: But Chris: wait a minute. Yeah, wh why am I getting Michael: what did Chris do? Becca: If I g if I gotta go, he's gotta go. I can't lit let you stay and take all the glory. I'm just I can't. Chris: Why is that? We're not a pack we're not a package deal, are you kidding me? What's Michael: So I'll just I'll just I'll just do it by myself. What's going on? My name's Michael. Chris: up everybody? Let me tell you let me talk to you about something. Let me ask you something. Michael: Everything everything sucks. Becca: boy. Well so what has everyone been playing? Michael: No like this is the kind of crap I wanna let me finish. Please can I finish? Becca: Okay. Chris: Good my god. Michael: Let me finish. Becca: Sorry. Chris: Can I talk? Will you listen? Can I talk? Michael: Why do you have a little dump truck? Becca: 'Cause I got it from the conference. Michael: Well Chris: It's just super sweet. Michael: yeah, this is the kind of crap I wanna do, like making music, doing this, blah blah blah. It's like you're just so worn out from work. You don't wanna do it. Think about how many geniuses Becca: It is true. As yeah, that's a struggle. Michael: they're hindering with this shit. How many Becca: With this working shit. Michael: yeah. Like we how many Chris: All the untapped potential. Michael: Yeah, dude, like imagine how many like Picasso's are out there and they're just not doing anything because they're too tired from working and raising a family and being in debt. Becca: Yeah, the family was their idea. Chris: Whoa. 'Cause you're not pro family, Becca, does it mean you gotta say all that? Becca: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's all kinds of family. You don't have to have a direct family. Like you guys are family. And Olive Garden, everyone's family. So Michael: We don't need your pro liberal gen agendas on this show. Becca: my gosh. What? What does that have to do with anything? It's about family. Just like Star Wars. This is about family. That's not That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying at all. Michael: A cis a cis family is just that's old hat. Chris: Hold her. Michael: We need four women. Becca: Silly. Michael: Two of are men and two of are women. And Chris: That's right. Michael: raising six kids and they can Becca: That's not what I meant to Michael: they can be whatever they want to be. Cats, dogs, boys, girls. Chris: I need a I need a bro that identifies as a girl so we can play video games and hang out. Becca, you're not that. Michael: The thing is, Chuck and Larry had it right in that movie. Like Becca: yeah. Chris: yeah. Michael: Just be gay but not be gay, you know what I'm saying? Chris: Right. Michael: We get all the benefits of being gay but we're not fucking. Becca: Hetero life mate, yeah. Hetero life mate. Chris: with dump truck. Put it down. Michael: But it's die cast. Chris: Yeah. It's die cast. Dicast. Michael: What have we been playing? I've been playing Twisted Towers or Twisted Tower, whatever Becca: Me too, me too. Michael: it is. Chris, it is a fucking Bioshock bread game. You Becca: Mm-hmm. Chris: Really? Michael: should check it out. Becca: It's fun. It's creepy. Got some jump scares in it. Got some interesting guns. You get new weapons as you progress through, new enemies, new areas. Michael: Like most games. Becca: Play the sound. Play the sound. Michael: I don't know how to. Becca: anyways, go ahead. Michael: No, I've been playing that. I think that's about it this past couple of weeks. You won't play R V There yet with me anymore. Becca: First of all first of all, Chris: Mwa. Becca: I just got back from Houston. I haven't had time to play it. And I've been playing Twisted Tower. We can play RV there yet tonight. No work tomorrow. What do you mean? Michael: No, screw that. No. I got stuff to do tonight. Chris: Yeah, that sounds like a terrible idea. Becca: No you don't. It's not it's not Chris: See you later, baby Megan out with the boys. Michael: No. Becca: Well yeah. Michael: I got stuff to do. I'm working on music. Becca: Okay, fine. Chris: Because like I'll remember this later. Becca: Yeah. It pops up in a little script. Like in a video game. Rebecca will remember. Chris: Yeah. Becca will remember this. Becca: Exactly. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Michael: Everybody disliked that. That's what happened that's Chris: Yeah. Absolutely. Michael: what happened when you said, Well, it was his choice to have a family. Becca: No, I'm Chris: Yeah. We just lost our whole base in Michael: Yeah. Chris: one sentence. Becca: God. I didn't mean I'm okay. Michael: We preach to the the red states here on this podcast. Chris: Yeah. It's sake, Becca: my god. Chris: can't you tell we're a conservative podcast? Michael: I'm wearing a nafeed hat for God's sakes. America America's work truck right there. Becca: No. Chris: Yeah. Do you know you know what that is, Beggett? That's the type of truck. That's right. Becca: Ha You think them liberals are driving them trucks? They're not. Would you s Michael: there ain't a such thing as a liberal driving one of these trucks. Chris: Yeah. all them sissy liberals. Sissy liberals. Becca: Stop. You're you're both wrong. Stop. Michael: Wha how are we wrong? They're too Chris: Yeah. Michael: busy marching around in their panties out there, Becca: my god. Chris: And I'm about to go join all right? No, it ain't. I'm about to switch up so fast. Michael: being conservative, I've been broke, poor my whole life. Chris: Yeah. I'm about to be as left wing blue as possible. Michael: Just call me Michelle. Chris: Yeah. You think I'm joking? Michael: What Becca: god. Michael: I'm gonna be the next George Michaels. Chris: I'm out to be at every I'm gonna start protesting outside Becca's house. Becca: You won't get anywhere. Michael: I'm Chris: And just start people start coming in. What are you protest protesting about? Yeah. Michael: No redheads. Chris: Red means conservative. Redheads are conservative. Michael: Yeah, see? Becca: my gosh. Chris: Already got it sh already got a march. Yeah. Michael: You gotta dye your hair blue. I mean, what are you doing? Chris: Blue haired Becca sounds way better than old redhead. Becca: What does every show end up with me being ganged up on? Chris: That's what we got our last two minutes all reserved for. Michael: Well Chris: It's in the notes. We just deleted it. It's in me and Michael's me and Michael's notes. Says gang up on Beck at the end of everyone. Yeah. Perfect. Becca: Mental mental nodes. Got it. okay. Michael: Yeah, we got a separate note. It was like Dest destroy Becca in the last five minutes of the show. Make her make her Becca: Destroy our spirit every time. Michael: just have to go lay down in bed afterwards. Becca: Joke's on you. I was already planning on doing that. Michael: real quick, I know I told y'all both already know this 'cause I told you on text, but Black Clover anime. Becca: Mm. Michael: Watch it. Chris: I wanna watch it. I started watching Lie in April. Well it it seems really sad. Yeah. It seems like it. I don't know. But I do want to watch Podcast. I wanna I wanna see it. Michael: I've s yeah. That's a a slice of life show, right? Dude, I'm telling you, check out sm smoking behind the supermarket with you. Chris: yeah. Is that what the one with the cat? Becca: No, no, no, no, no, no. That's two very different you're talking about Chainsmoker Cat. I which I do not recommend. D I don't recommend that Michael: no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's two way different. Becca: one. Chris: What's wrong with that one? Michael: That one's fucking crazy. no, you like Don to Don though, you probably like it Becca: Yeah, th within the first like thirty s well, the first the first thirty seconds Chris: Yeah. Becca: of the first episode, she violently shits on the toilet while some man is jerking off thinking about her. So Michael: Perfect. I'm watching it today. Becca: it was a lot to take in. Chris: Dica, why did you watch that? Yeah. Michael: And she's probably like underage like every other fucking anime. Becca: I didn't I don't think so. I don't I don't think so. I watched it because I was I d I didn't know what I was getting into. I quickly learned. Michael: No, smoking behind the supermarket with you is like a slice of life love story. It's it's really good. Chris: Okay. I'm in. Michael: it just I mean th it's been a manga for a while, but there's nine episodes out right now. And the latest two are not dubbed yet. They're just subs, so Becca: Mm-hmm. It'll get there. Michael: so that means it's and the voice acting's wonderful. I I I really like the show. There's a great chemistry between Becca: Yeah, it is. I agree with you. I'm liking it. Michael: the characters. Becca: Mm-hmm. Michael: It's funny. Becca: Hmm. Mm-hmm. Michael: It's heart. Becca: You get a dim witted main protagonist who's very endearing. Michael: And see Becca: He's endearing. Michael: But a lot of things do like to make the man look stupid and y you know what I'm talking about? Like the man i and Becca: Yeah. Michael: the and the woman's the only smart one and Becca: Well, it took a long time to get there 'cause it wasn't always like that. Michael: here we go. Here we go. Chris: All right. I all of Becca: What a well now we're gonna wrap it up. Chris: Yeah, I Michael: You remember the women's rights march? Becca: Ha ha ha we burned our brawls. Yeah. Michael: It's funny though, because here's what's happening. You Becca: boy. Michael: guys marched for women's rights, correct? Becca: And then we had to go to work. Michael: Not even that. Now the same liberal women's rights activists are supporting men that wanna be women. So it makes no sense. Chris: That's why JK R J K Rowling ain't putting up with that. Michael: It makes no sense because now y'all are like, Yeah, men can be women too. So you have nothing because men are taking that too. Becca: You get nothing. Michael: And you'll like it. Chris: Did y'all see the new Harry Potter trailer yet? Becca: Yes, it looks fantastic. Michael: I have not seen it. Becca: It looks so good. Chris: I'm cautiously optimistic. Becca: Yeah. Michael: I love Harry Potter, so Chris: I'm nervous Becca: It looks Chris: about the point of view. It looks like they're gonna go for like an omniscient point of view and not from Harry's point of view, which I don't know how I feel about that. Michael: Is it what is the the age of like is everybody grown now? Is so it's okay, okay. Becca: We're starting from we're starting from the beginning. Chris: they're young. They are yeah. The the ev every season is a book, basically. So this is Philosoph Philosopher Stone or Sorcerer's Stone. Yeah. Well after after Yes. Yeah, Becca: Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Michael: Okay, okay. So it's just like a re retelling of everything. Okay. Cool. Becca: Yes, yes. Chris: after after we get off this I'll share my screen and we can watch it together. Becca: No, it looks Michael: That's actually really cool. Becca: i no, it looks so good and I like how they're giving more of the book too because and you can tell online who hasn't read Michael: It's giving Becca: who hasn't Chris: It's giving Becca: who hasn't read the book 'cause they're like, Why is he at a school that's not Hogwarts? Like, well he's eleven years old. He's been going to school the whole time. He just wasn't always at Hogwarts. It's in the books. Michael: Mm. Right. Chris: Eleven. Michael: Haven't you seen the movies though? He doesn't go to Hogwarts. Silly's Becca: Exactly. What do they think they the the Dudleys just never sent him to school? No, he was in school. He was Michael: Well, they may not have. He was trapped under the stairs. Becca: he he that's just where he slept. Michael: I never quite understood that. I've never read the books though, so I'm sure it goes way more in debt. Chris: They were mean as hell. I yeah, I Becca: the books are great. Chris: know that like well her aunt or his aunt was Becca: Mm-hmm. Chris: his mom's sister Becca: Yes. Chris: and his mom's sister like resented her sister because Becca: She was she was jealous. Chris: she wasn't a wizard. Michael: So she hated him too, okay. Becca: Yeah, yeah. Chris: Yeah. That was that was a lot of it and it just kind of trickled down with the family. Michael: Yeah, see they didn't I don't think they explained that in the movie. Becca: No, no. Mm mm. They just Chris: Not really. And the Becca: portrayed him as a burden. Michael: Yeah. Redheaded stepchild, in other words. Becca: That's right. Chris: Mm-hmm. Becca: I always get in the Michael: I won't Becca: short end of the stick. Chris: Yeah, Michael: I do wanna say all political jokes, they're just jokes. So relax if you listen to the show and you get all huffy and puffy. We talk about dumb shit on here, so it's a joke. It's all jokes, man. Becca: Mm. It's a prank, bro. Michael: I'll I'll get a baggie for your liberal Chris: Just Michael: tears. Chris: God. You just got break. Michael: And I'll make ice cubes out of and drink my Coca Cola with Becca: my gosh. Chris: Got blue Kool-Aid. Michael: All right. Appreciate everybody coming out. Chris: Thanks everyone. Say goodnight, Becker. Becca: Good night, Becker. Michael: Good night, John Boy. Good night, John Boy. Damn it, can't a guy masturbate around here? Chris: Ha ha ha.