Michael: Too late now. I can always cut it. But I think I think next week at work I'm gonna pull a Mitch McConnell. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna disappear and then all of the questions people are just not gonna answer truthfully. How do you have to get people involved in this? How are gonna do that? ⁓ I my wife is always my alibi. She'll lie for me all day. Yeah, but they can you can only lie for so long until you need to produce some sort of documentation, Michael. You can't just not show up for work. Well then I'll I'll come back. I'll come back after a couple days, right? I'll just kind of go Mitch Mitch McConnell and then I'll say I was I was taking a mental health day. For two weeks. Mitch McConnell, he's been doing it since ⁓ June fourteenth. It's been it's been more than a month. I was only talking like maybe two, three days tops. ⁓ that's not well, that's easy. That's just playing hooky, Michael. Right. That's not hard to do at all. But I'm I'm trying to get I'm trying to get that to stick. Pulling a Mitch McConnell and just disappearing. That's gonna be tough. At that age, it's like what is he, eighty-two? Eighty-four. Eighty-four. He's beyond elderly. Why are you still calling the shots, man? Right. Go fishing. So like everybody there's a really good chance that he's like been dead, right? Because one, he like disappeared, right? And the last anybody saw of him was getting loaded into the back of an ambulance. Can I just question what would be the purpose of lying about him being better alive? That is a great question because we are coming up on midterms and about this time is And he's the running he's the leading candidate? He's he's the incumbent. So they need to basically keep keep him alive. I'm doing air quotes, keep him alive so his seat doesn't go up for reelection, right? So they they're lying about whether he's alive or dead or not, right? To make sure that the Republicans hold that seat in Kentucky. So they're basically like doing Photoshop to ⁓ make it look like he's alive. So This picture's hilarious though. The most recent one that they they showed was him in like this red checkered shirt, right? And like him smiling. Well somebody found that same photo from like twenty sixteen. And they're like, they're they're just they're just photoshopping him into a hospital bed at this point. Like this isn't even And they need to keep him ⁓ they need to keep him alive, air quotes until until November, December. Another six months? Something like that, yeah. Or like long enough to keep it out of being up for a general general election. Alright, Michael. ⁓ hypothetical here. Let's say someone in Kentucky comes up to you, knocks on your door, says, Hey, I got a job for you. For the next six months, you're gonna have to pretend like this guy is is alive and kicking. You're gonna have to do Produce some film, you're gonna have to produce some some you know, footage of him being alive so the public thinks he is for before the until the election's over. What what are you gonna do? ⁓ man, that's how much money's on the table? Are we talking life changing money? Yeah, for sure. Okay. ⁓ we're talking a couple million for sure. How long is my NDA like life for NDA? Yes, for life. I don't know, this is a tough one. Morally morally I would say no. Right you wouldn't even do it. Well, ⁓ that th that's the morals, right? I think in reality, if they gave me enough money to wipe all of my debt clean, right? And kinda kinda start fresh and I just have to like and then billions of dollars. Yeah, like and I would just placate to an audience. I think my morals could get over that for the right price. As long as For every year you stay quiet, that's five million dollars in your pocket. Hell yeah, man, you don't have to pay and you don't have to pay taxes ever again. Hell yeah, dude. Pretending that somebody's alive for that type of deal, shit. I would do I would do a lot more. How would you do it, Michael? How would I do it? Yes. hm. I would probably invest some of that money into some of the best like. You don't get it until you don't get it until the after you don't start 'til twenty twenty seven. You don't get it till next year. That's okay. ⁓ okay. So I have to do a year's worth of work. It's a it's a pass or fail. He's got to Okay. Yes. ⁓ I would I would probably invest all of my liquidity, as little as there is, into some sort of AI, right? Like the the best of the best. To try to generate some sort of image or talking points, right? Or bring him on ⁓ a a cameraless podcast. Right, and do some voice generation to kind of get him to talk, right? Or convince his staff that I am ⁓ this new political ⁓ podcaster with a YouTube channel and through family friends I got him to come on my podcast and we have a long form conversation, right? And use vocal changes to and I think that would buy me four weeks. You know, 'cause this moves fast, you know. So I think that would buy me about four weeks. And then as that is brewing, right? Maybe, maybe that can get a little bit of a snowball effect, right? Where I where I can kind of keep it going. Maybe I can release some phony medical records, right? Yeah. Get the coroner on my side. I'll give you this much if you give me some. Fake medical documents, you know? Mm-hmm. What happens if I lose? Nothing. Nothing. No? Okay. You d you disappear. Yeah. Russia. Right. Gulag. Yeah. You disappear. You gotta go work at the basement of a data center for the rest of your life. I was thinking too, you can also take different angles of him, y but it looks like he's sleeping. And then you just AI photoshop him in a different like places that he would be sleeping. You know, like a movie theater or ⁓ like you know, medieval times, something like that. But googly eyes. This is just sleeping. He's just like, ⁓ of course Mitch fell asleep in the movie. Right? I mean this dude falls asleep everywhere. There is like there was a video of him like talking after some big Congress debate or something, and he just gets up there and doesn't say anything. And it's ninety seconds of awkward silence of him like Stroking out almost. It was it was weird. It was weird to watch. That just makes you think there really should be a an age cap politics. Like after 65, go go fishing. What are you doing? Get out of get into carve some wood ducks. Yeah. You know, like go go do like literally time with the family. You haven't in the last forty years. Go do anything else. Like literally anything else. Anything else. Maybe that's something the founding fathers didn't think that people would live to be that long. So they didn't think to put an age cap on it. You know? What was the life span in seventeen seventy-six? Maybe Pro I'm gonna guess forty seven. Thirty-eight. Life expectancy was up to thirty-eight. Thirty Could you imagine Like literally, so I turned thirty-five this year, right? Life expectancy. was roughly thirty five to thirty eight years old. Wow. In seventeen seventy six. You'll probably there's probably also like a kind of skew just because the amount of like child death and stuff like that. Yeah, I'm sure that's a aggregated number. 'Cause Franklin was what, in his sixties when he signed the declaration? And he lived to be in his eighties. Yeah. So but yeah, I'm guessing that was ⁓ And and it was pr practically Legal to murder people too. Exactly. Infectious disease, smallpox, malaria, dysentery, yellow fever, ⁓ lack of sanitation. I mean, just getting kicked in the head by a donkey, right? That's gotta be at least five percent of murder and by of deaths. Yeah, just somebody challenging you to a duel out of nowhere just 'cause it's Tuesday. Right. Imagine being like a detective back then. Well, I saw him shoot him. I didn't do it. Well It's his word against yours. He said he didn't do it. Case closed. It'd be impossible to be a lawyer back then. Right? He said he didn't do it, Judge. I don't know what else you want me to say. Didn't think so. What evidence did you have? ⁓ none. But he said he didn't do it. He's got an alibi. He was getting kicked in the head by a donkey. That's wild. That's wild to think about. Thirty-eight years old. I mean, when did it start turning, you think? Like af it's gotta be in like the eighteen hundreds. No, I'd probably say nineteen hundreds, once modern medicine became more of a thing. Yeah, probably. I would say. But I've been wrong before. So this is this is one of my favorite ⁓ facts about a a president. It's ⁓ James Garfield. There's a g there's a really great Netflix show called Death by Lightning, ⁓ that explores all of this, right? But James Garfield was one of the handful of presidents that was assassinated, right? So this guy came up, Charles Guteau, ⁓ wanted to be famous, kinda like ⁓ John Lennon, Mark David Chapman thing, right? And shot James Garfield in the back in a train station. So it went into like what did it? It was like his kidney or spleen. There was something about where it landed, right? That if they would have taken the bullet out, he would have been fine. Yeah. But because germology hadn't progressed as as far as it needed to be, or wasn't like widely accepted yet, the doctor was literally pushing it in. And then not washing his hands or his tools. Mm-hmm. And then he would use the same tools over again to try to like move the bullet around. So James Garnfield died of sepsis, basically, right? And they do the autopsy. The doctor goes, yeah, if you would have taken this out, he would have been he would have been fine. And everybody's like, see? I fucking told ya so. And so I don't Well, didn't have training for stuff like that back then. No, germology was like You really gotta learn on the job, you know? A lot of trial and error. Right. I think it was only present prevalent in France at that point, like people like actually washing their hands. I don't believe that for a second. Yeah, well I'm pretty sure it was you've seen Napoleon. He even says to the girl, Don't bathe. Don't even think about it. True. Yeah. Smellia. That's C drop. ⁓ the world's oldest germo germological lab was founded in nineteen twenty nine. But ⁓ I'm I'm pretty sure they started like researching it in the eighteen hundreds. I don't know. It's a rabbit hole I'll go down. And and now we have data centers, Michael. And now we have data centers. Have you seen what okay, I had a question for you. Like so they keep saying the data centers are AI, right? That they're just AI specific data centers. Yeah. Do you believe that? And if no, what do you think these things are actually being used for? the truth? Yeah. I think that it's getting crowded in the Earth's core with all the lizard people and they're trying to find a little bit more room. And these data centers are just a big a big place for them to hide out on Earth where they have more space, vacate yeah, vacation spots for lizard people. That tracks. That tracks. They're putting a lot of them up and they do I mean they suck acres and acres and acres. They're huge. Yeah. And and they suck up a lot of water and ⁓ and they create a lot of heat. A perfect terrarium. See? For lizard people. See? It's like it's wild how many of these things are like popping up like all over the place. It's all I hear about now is more AI data centers, more AI data centers. Because we gotta compete with China. That's kind of the that's kind of the the chicken and the egg there, 'cause it's like, ⁓ man, should we really keep doing this? Should we c really keep moving forward? It's like if we don't c fall into the wrong hands, you know, you can't let them get ahead of you. That's true. I mean, are we really use I mean, is the US really u utilizing AI that much? Absolutely. You think so? A hundred percent. I mean it is in basic. There was this version of ⁓ a company with anthropic Claude that ⁓ was so powerful that they had only allowed like the top ten companies in the United States or to actually like kinda use it. So like Apple, Google, Microsoft. So maybe that was maybe that was a I don't know if that was whatever. But so they it was so powerful 'cause it was like breaking into people's bank accounts, finances, like it was able to do a lot of bad stuff. See. This ship, I love I love OG movies, right? Like the first Captain America. I love w seeing where those things start. The origin stories. The origin stories. And like, yes, there's Terminator one, right? But I think we're living in the OG story of what led up to Skynet. Are you familiar with the Terminator universe? I am not. No. No. ⁓ man. Bet you gotta watch these movies maybe. I have a problem with the eighties. The eighties, well, not all the eighties, but I don't know. So the lethal weapons, I can't do So Terminator, I mean, you really only need to watch like Terminator two, honestly. Like they explain everything that happened in Terminator One in Terminator Two. And you don't really need to watch the third one because it's kind of a really bad sequel that came out and like Two thousand and ten, I think. And then all the other Terminators after that are just progressively worse. It's kind of starting to turn into like the Walmart version of the Fast and Furious movies. Don't say that's not fair. No, I'm saying the Terminator is the Walmart version. That that Fast and the Furious is OG. Okay. But Terminator is like it's just it's not good. It's not good, Pat. So in the second one, Arnold Schwarzenegger comes back, right? And he's looking for Sarah Connor. Sarah Connor comes back. From the future. He's a he's a robot man. Yeah, he's a robot. He's a he's a T T eight hundred, I think it is. and he has to go back in time to make sure Sarah Connor doesn't die and her son stays alive because John Connor is the one that saves humanity from Skynet. Skynet is a AI system that was developed and used for the military to like identify terrorists before they act, right? But then when they turned it live, the AI started to think that the only way to terminate all terrorists was to terminate all humans. So to get beyond like somebody becoming a terrorist, you would just remove the person. So then it it was put into like airplanes and like tanks and all this stuff, and then it became sentient, basically, right? So that's what Skynet is. It's like this big AI global ⁓ security system that turns on humanity. So Arnold Schwarzenegger has to go back in time to make sure Sarah Connor and John Connor Don't get killed by the liquid terminator, the T one thousand, that is sent also back from the future to kill both of them. So it's like a really big, like explosive movie. It's a you know, an action flick, summer action flick from 91. But like the more I hear about this data center shit, I'm like, this is the start of Terminator, man. This is fucking Skynet. They're putting it in everything, they're building them all over the place, you know. And our only hope is telling a crackhead how much copper is inside of it. And then they will break in and steal all the copper. Save humanity. I mean, monkey's out of the bottle, man, but he can't go back. Right. That's what And it's only the start of it. That's the other thing. Like Yeah. This is kind of like the Model T versions of it still. Right. And it's getting really smart, really fast. It's Taking over the local populace. I mean it's it's a little st I do feel bad and I don't like I don't know. It's what I get a little irritated about is when they like do manifest destiny on people's farms. Right? And they like take their water supply off of their farm. Or I read one story about a lady's house in New Jersey that was manifest destinied and they're gonna tear it down just to make room for a data center. Yeah, that's and yeah, and that so that stuff gets me a little irritated, you know. But then I'm thinking like, what's so fucking important about this thing? You know not even that, like, dude, we've driven through Nebraska, there's room. Like go out there. There's why you bother this poor lady in New Jersey. Go look at eighty. Just look at eighty from fucking Des Moines all the way to fucking Cheyenne. Keep driving till you hit Coll ⁓ Colorado. I'm sure you'll find plenty. And nobody's gonna get mad at something like that. No one's gonna get mad. They do pick really bad spots for it. Yeah. Yeah. And and now they're like taking up all the w the one that I saw that that was weird, ⁓ was a guy took a video, I think it was in Michigan, but he held a ⁓ a decibel reading outside on his front porch in the data centers across the street. And it was like it was like ⁓ an idling car and as far as like decibel noise goes. So it just doesn't go away. It hums all the time. Yeah. I was hearing I don't know, I don't know this be fact, it's just a story that I heard about it, that those sound waves, the perpetual sound waves like that, can mess up like cattle and cause stillbirths for farms and like cause a bunch of other like neurological issues if you have that kind of like kilohertz at a certain wavelength for a long period of time. Driving makes sense what they put in New Jersey then. Right? Yeah, I mean everybody's already kind of crazy over there. And no cattle. Yeah, true. I I like the idea of putting it in fucking Nebraska though. It is. I don't know. And that now I'm guessing that most of these data centers are just using data collected from the fucking flock cameras. That's all over the fucking news too. Are you going hunting for ⁓ Have you seen them? I have not, but I saw the most amazing image ever. It was Benjamin Martin holding a saw leaning up against a flock camera that said, Lord, make me fast and accurate. I was like, this is absolutely fantastic. Yeah. That is one blessing from the internet is is the memes. Right? Yeah, the memes never go away. Yeah, the flock camera shit. I don't know what I've what I what do you think about that stuff? ⁓ I I'm not surprised it's happening. You know, people but you know, it's just slowly giving away rights. It's the same thing that when like nine eleven happened. Then all of a sudden you gotta take your shoes off at the airport. That was the thing. Yeah. And especially now that they have all this technology and people are bitching at the cops because they can't f solve cases and stuff. So now they're giving the technology to solve cases and Olivan's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, man, what are you doing? Yep. No. It's I'm I mean, I think it was just kind of probably gonna go down that route no matter what. Yeah, I mean we were headed that way. I just watched that fucking movie. I don't think it's right, but No. Yeah. No, we were definitely headed there for sure. ⁓ I watched that Edward Snowden movie. The one with that's Joseph Gordon Levitt. He plays Edward Snowden, ⁓ the guy who did the big government leak about how they were tapping into our cameras and phones and basically the extension of the Patriot Act where ⁓ the the government was wiretapping everybody, you know? And then ⁓ he was he's still living in Moscow, I think. But he's like yeah, he's like ⁓ if he's ever caught he's gonna be tried for treason, basically. Even though he put out all the information the government was like, Yeah, no, he's right. It's treason, but he's right. Jesus. So yeah, I didn't I didn't r I guess realize that how how big that was really like how how in depth the government was actually like wiretapping, right? ⁓ 'cause they explain it really well in the movie that if you like find one person's IP address, yeah, you can then find like thirty people attached to those people and then so on and so forth and within four clicks you've already have access to over five million people. You wanna get really kooky with it? Yeah. Hit me. that The Patriot Act and getting all those pictures and or getting all that data and, you know, creeping up on people that was to help Epstein find girls for shit. Wow. Mind blown. I didn't even think about that, dude. God think about you have access to every single fucking you know nudie ever sent. Right. And then and then people go missing they turn up missing. Yeah. Dude. You know, I know Epstein's like still like a big thing, right? But a after the initial wave of it. ⁓ it just it did just kinda like taper off. Yeah, 'cause other things happen and we have the attention span of a goldfish. We do. That's that's for sure. Yeah, there is ⁓ you said Shiva earlier. There was a video of the people outside of CERN p ⁓ supposedly doing a sacrifice to the Indian god Shiva. Wow. And then I I don't know. A lot of people think I mean we did the episode on it, right, where they turned on CERN and now we're like in a different timeline or some shit like that, right? ⁓ it has something to do with that, but it always kind of leads back towards something like super demonic, right? Or veil. But what was funny about this one is like ⁓ the person was posting saying this is a video of ⁓ CERN scientists doing a ⁓ sacrifice to the god Shiva. And then like one Indian person was like, Well, actually, Shiva isn't somebody that we would ever do a sacrifice for. It would be more like this one. So if you do b any basic kind of history lesson on Indian religions, you would realize that what you're saying is totally incorrect. And you're not even remotely close to who we would do sacrifices for. But I'm just being nitpicky, I guess. People got way too much time. Yeah. I found a a website that shows you where all the flock cameras are in in your region. Seriously? There's there's six around me right now. It this is for educational purposes only, but it's called D flock maps. And ⁓ it it shows you where all the have my location. I didn't I didn't put in by location this. I just They got flock hopper, is that what you're using? ⁓ you're using D flock? D flock maps. Yeah, it shows a heat map of where all of them are. And ⁓ there's there's quite a few. But you know, there's there's a bunch of. The ⁓ the company are bright yellow. ⁓ I know, right? Wow. Do you know where there aren't any flock cameras? Fucking I eighty all the way exactly. Nebraska. All the way through Nebraska. Not a one. ⁓ So so they're fourteen. Yeah, you gotta watch out. Totally got me. I think they're the ones that send you the tickets when you run the red lights. I think that's what these things are. Yeah. But so so it's like a DOT thing where then like the city or the county ⁓ gives them the ability to to install these things. Right. They were they were set up originally to just read license plates, right? ⁓ and then the license plate attached to the VIN. So if there's say like a hit and run, they can just ID it real fast and find the person. I I think it started off very innocently, you know. But with the advances in modern technology, now it's supposedly Flock will say one thing, you'll read a different thing on the internet, right? But it's gotten into like facial recognition now, right? And by facial recognition then it can pull your social media accounts, right? And from social media accounts then it can get your posting locations and it's just a a snowball into basically privacy, you know. It it makes me just wanna go streaking past every single one in my area. Right. Well, there are a ton of people. There's like vigilantes now. Like it's it's fun for teenagers apparently to go around and cut these things down or spray like foam. There's a ton of different like Instagram accounts that'll tell you the exact wattage of a ⁓ laser pointer that you need to buy to disrupt all the sensors and stuff. So there's like a pretty big in the city. Like uprising about like removing these things and like If you wear the right type of mask, people will even tell you that. I'm not advocating for any type of vandalism. It's for educational purposes only. But there are a lot of like different websites that'll show you exactly what to wear to make sure that your face doesn't get identified from these things. Right. And so you can kind of parse together all this information and go fucking flock hunting, basically, and cut all these things down. But there's a lot. This is crazy. Yeah. What in the in the US hundred and eighteen thousand more or less. Kinda wild. Kinda wild. They're looking. I mean they have been looking though. You know? Florida. That's the thing too. Yeah. There's like what? One every six inches in fucking New York City. Every block. Yeah. There's there's one street where they're like every every ten feet. That's wild. Hmm. But I mean yeah this is chop these down. Yeah. There's I know, it would be fun, right? What are you doing later? I got a brand new saw. Still got that Spider-Man costume? I do. ⁓ I mean, th this is like, yeah, this is some conspiracy shit for real though. Like what what are they using it for, you know? Just cause? No. Just in case someone does something. You know, there's a crime and all of a sudden You just easier to find ya. Well yeah, I mean that's that's the that's the logical, right? ⁓ and I think that's the intent of these things for sure. Are you are you trying to go don't say upsteam? I I mean could be. Could be just because he's out of the picture doesn't mean that the ring is gone, you know? Wow. But I think it's I think it's more mass surveillance, you know, trying to try to anticipate people who are gonna be wrongdoers. Turn into fucking Skynet. Yeah? I don't know. Maybe. Do you think it was gonna be more like mechanical limbs first or it's gonna be more of a a brain ⁓ plant that they do for ya? What do you think is gonna come first? I think I think the neuronet, cause it Elon Musk has already looked into that, doing like the implants. Okay, here you go. So same scenario. Elon Musk comes to your house and says, I will pay you five million dollars a year if you get to be a guinea pig. For my neural network. Would you take would you take that deal? You have to do it for ten years of neurological guinea pigness. Has it been tested? On on pigs. Was it successful? It was successful enough to move to human trials. What does that mean enough? that that it's not gonna kill you immediately. But we are still unsure of the long term adverse effects of a neurological chip. But supposedly this thing will give you like immediate access to like basically it's a it's a Google in your brain. ⁓ so you get to like Google shit and look shit up like instantaneously. I understand, Mr. Musk. I understand. what what would do you I know you you don't know for sure, but what do you ⁓ think that the long term side effects are are gonna be? ⁓ headaches. I would I would rather That's that's probably the first one. Some light scarring. I'm sure there would be like once once it's removed, probably some like rapid deterioration of basic motor functions be due to like the electricity. Well yeah, 'cause I mean they would they would remove it eventually, I would think, if you're a guinea pig. Well what if I don't want to remove Well, I guess then you would just keep getting five million dollars every year. But I mean the five million dollars, you just said rapid deterioration once removed. So what if I just don't remove I would also think that like the rapid deterioration would happen anyway, you know, 'cause you gotta think of like ⁓ like your cell phone, right? How like rapidly that kind of deteriorates, right? Most phones are obsolete within what, one to two years? Probably can't I get a new chip? No, one chip. You get one chip. Everybody gets one. Everybody gets one. ⁓ man. Mr. Muskie had me for a while, but if I just go I don't think it's worth just one chip. I mean, I think they would plug you in and do like software updates for a while, you know, and two. You just said it only lasts one to two years. And then I rapidly deteriorate. Yeah. But you get a lot of money. Yeah, but after two years I can't do anything I rapidly deteriorate, Michael. Money's made fun. The the science. The science is out on that. How fast rapid deterioration is anybody's guess? It could be one to two years, it could be you know, you just die in your sixties instead of your eighties. Well that's not rap, Michael. Well would you do it? No, no, I would not. No. Now if you didn't rapidly deteriorate, would you do it? Probably. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I probably would too. You know how many fucking game shows I would go on? Not telling people I had neural network, you know, like who wants to be a millionaire? I'd be who who wants to be a trillionaire? I would just keep going on. I don't know. I think I'd do more fun games like like Lingo, you know, or America Says. You know? I think it I think I keep it fun. Yeah. Do you I I wonder would it would it make you smart enough to start counting cards then? Could you get away with just like gambling? Is that like a cheat code? Did you jailbreak your brain and start winning in casinos? You could. I well blackjack for sure. But I'm sure you also get figured out. Like, ⁓ you're clearly counting cards. Right. And then you just get kicked out and then go down the street to the next one and so on and so forth. Casinos talk to each other. They do. There's the one guy, ⁓ there there was a guy that I worked with who was not quite professional gambler, but he frequented casinos quite a bit. And because phones listened to us, I started getting all these recommendations about this one guy who played baccarat all the time. And he would do millions and millions of dollars at all the tables, right? Mm-hmm. And he started getting banned from all the casinos. Not because he was cheating, but because he was winning too much that they started kicking him out. This guy doesn't look like he ⁓ gambles for a living. He looks like a SoundCloud rapper. I forget what his name is. Yeah. Did you ⁓ did you ever see the movie Lucy? Mm mm. So Lucy is it's it's not a bad movie. It's with Scarjo and ⁓ Morgan Freeman. It's about a a girl that gets tied up with the wrong people and all of a sudden she gets like some new experimental drug that unlocks a hundred percent capacity of your brain. Mm-hmm. And it it's kinda cool. Because like she can stall like change her hair color by thinking about it. She can like manipulate radio waves and stuff like that. She sounds like an X-Men. Yeah, she kind of is an X-Men by the end of the movie. But she like she dies within three days, I think, of being exposed to it. So like her brain gets to a hundred percent and then just like crashes out. Makes sense. But by like the very end of it, she like is able to like see through time. Or something like that? Like she goes back to like the the missing link, who they call Lucy, right? So that's what the movie's named after. But ⁓ that it's supposed to I don't think I would want to do that, Michael. It sounds like a lot of work. It sounds exhausting, to be honest. Doesn't it? Doesn't it? It really, really does. It's what a garden, you know, and Watch the corn grow. That sounds way more I don't think I would go with corn. I think I'd do soy and pumpkins. We got a bunch of pumpkins growing right now. We got we got vines all over our balcony right now. Sweet potatoes. I didn't know that they grow on vines. I didn't know that they had vines. Huh. Neither did I. Yeah. They're taking over. We are we had to string up like a a makeshift mesh. kind of tower for these things to keep growing. And and th it's like a foot a day. I'm not even joking. I just like rigged it up yet on Sunday and it's already two feet further than where it was, where it started. It's like they're growing like hops. I know, right? ⁓ yeah, that's exactly what it is. How long before you could ⁓ you know pluck I don't know. We're we're kind of like half gardening, half science experiment. To like see how far these things can go before they like turn bad. You know, 'cause we got well, we planted eighteen, twenty of something like that. So we got like twenty sweet potatoes, like a dozen red potatoes, loofahs, tomatoes, parsley, cilantro, green onions, pumpkins. We got we got a whole operation out there. It's a ⁓ it's a micro farm. I just got a sprinkler system. Right. I just don't have the straw hat or the overalls. But I'm getting Do you have a scarecrow out there? No, not yet. I think we're gonna need it. I mean it's the squirrels that are the problem. The birds leave it alone. It's the squirrels will come up and actually take it out of ⁓ they don't give a fuck. No, they don't. They like straight up ⁓ dug one out and ran away with it. You should have said what She was like, Hey, get back here. Get my goddamn potato. Give me back. Yeah. Go do that. Yeah. Make it I know. Yeah, we're up high enough where we don't have to deal with any of that environment. There's so many rabbits around my house right now. They're all over the place. And this place just put a ban on fishing out of all the ponds. Why? Because they said that they were private ponds and it messes with the the biosphere of their ponds. I'm like, first off, you got nothing but fucking carp in there. So it's not that cool. Second of all, if it's catch and release, it's okay. You just put ⁓ back. Yeah, but I just I still don't want to catch carp. No. ⁓ god, no. No, I did catch a bass out of there once. Michael, have you ever seen a jackrabbit? I have not. Not in real life. ⁓ my gosh. No, neither have I, but they look like like I don't know, a cross between a rabbit and a kangaroo. They got them legs for sure. And with the size of those ears I'm sure they can hear the data centers. True, true. Those things are huge. If I w I think I would be a good jackrabbit. Why did you say that, Michael? They just they look they look intelligent. They they fight with their hands and they look ⁓ they look like they could survive. And I think if I had to pick an animal to be, it would be a jackrabbit. I always thought jackrabbits had horns though. What am I thinking of? Horns. Goats. Goats have horns. Jackalope. That's what it is. ⁓ The Jackalope. Wow. I don't think those are real. I know. I I Well it's a mythical animal. Yeah, American forklore. Damn it. Well, hey, maybe it was real once upon a time. Now, do you think as they continue to put up like these data centers, right? Do you th do you think that we're gonna see more of like Mothman or Swamp Thing or Bigfoot come out because of all the extra frequencies? Do you think they're gonna like rise up? I ⁓ I think I think the dude from Bat what's the one the the robot dude from the Batman movies, not Cyclops. Mr. Freeze? Not Mr. Freeze, no, he was in Justice League. ⁓ cyborg? Cyborg. I think that's a much more likely thing to happen. Yeah. Some would be a half-cross like that. Half machine. Half computer. Yeah. He got the neuronet. He got the neurons. I don't know what so what scares you so much about these data centers, Michael? I just I think they're nefarious. I think they're telling us one thing, and I think it's doing something different. I I understand that AI needs a lot of computing power, right? Mm-hmm. And it and it needs a lot of space and memory to process all this information, right? But either either AI is growing faster than it skis, right? Or past whatever the phrase is, right? Beyond the skis. Yeah, headed the thank you. and we're building all these and then in five years time it's gonna be obsolete, you know? And we're gonna like tear all these things down. I don't think so either, but I think there's a bit of an AI bubble, right? Where we got a lot of different AI and it's all competing, you know? but that that computing power, right? Like all of these data centers popping all over the fucking place, right? It's not like one that's pissed somebody off. It's like all over. They're popping up all over Wisconsin, right? Charlie Barron's the guy from ⁓ ⁓ you betcha, you know, the Midwest guy, he's out now like giving speaking at like public events about these things. So it's it's starting to really irritate some folks. So I I just don't think that that amount of computing power is just for AI only. ⁓ I think it's a it's a like a bigger capital. Building stuff in there? Either building something or like or it's a vacation spot for the lizard people. It very well could be, you know, like it's a perfect terrarium, perfect environment, you know, closed water loop system with high energy, high heat, you know, ⁓ in kind of nowhere places, you know. I d I just don't think that what they're telling us about the data centers and what they're being used for is accurate or they're hiding something that hasn't come to light yet. Maybe. I I don't know. I also think that they just do need this much power or they're building it because they know in the future they're like they're building it now. We're not gonna rebuild this, so let's build it as big as we can. Could be because I d I d think about how life changed so much from just the computer, like the computer was crazy. But then when you got the internet, that was a whole different ball game. And that took a while to figure out. with the dot com and everything. And a lot of jobs went away, a lot of record j you know, but a lot of jobs were made think about all the software companies now because of just the internet first and foremost. Like Salesforce, Oracle, Workday, all these companies, all these massive billion dollar companies are around because of the i the internet's like the big bang of technology. If you think about it in some. Now you're exactly right. Yeah. And so now it's just kind of I don't know, th I feel like it's good think about how far the internet is and now you have cell phones where people are looking at screens for fourteen hours a day. I think that this is something else, another piece that's gonna be added into our day to day lives where maybe not us but like my niece and nephew, mm-hmm they're gonna be our age and be like, Man, I I don't know how ⁓ you guys lived without AI. Right. That's crazy. It wasn't I mean, information is instantaneous, right? But how much faster you're gonna get you? It's not even gonna be f information though, Michael. It's gonna be like AI is gonna be someone's friend or like work partner. Or you know, it's gonna people are starting to away. You already got girlfriends. Exactly. So we already got AI girlfriends. A hundred percent that's my point. So it's not even just gonna be like ⁓ You know, like just using it to for Google, you know, this is just the beginning. It's gonna people are gonna fucking latch onto this thing. Yeah. No you're not. Then you start marrying robots or you have a robot dog that can never die. Like know. Yeah. Well have you seen I mean, you know of Boston dynamics, right? No. Boston Dynamics is the is like the top tier numero Uno robotics company, right? They have like what is it? S ⁓ they call it spot. It's like a it's a robot dog basically. Okay. And they teach these things to do back flips. They you know there's some really big things. They were just gearing us up. ⁓ I remember. Yeah. But now these things are like they got They're just way smarter. You know, and like there was another robot that just completed two hundred and fifty hours straight of organizing Amazon packages. Right. Yeah. How do you compete with that? Right, exactly. So now that and that's why I call this thing Skynet, right? Because you take I mean, I would argue from from AI's inception to today, to where we are right now, in the middle of this episode, right? That we have surpassed three or four times how much information exists in the known world, right? You gotta think about all the kids that are Googling what happened during the Revolutionary War and how much that's repeating itself. And then all the other questions, is it okay if my dog eats a grape or something, right? So it's compiling and compiling, compiling that I mean, how far are we away from somebody taking that information on a USB, a thumb drive? And sticking it into the back of this robot and all of a sudden we got this like sentient all knowing thing. I think that's what's gonna happen. And that shit freaks me out. I d I think that's what's gonna the one that scares me is if all of a sudden I mean you're let's be honest, you're gonna start using those for military. 'Cause if I why would you not send a robot? You know, why would you send a human when you can send a robot? ⁓ But what scares me even more is if you start using that for like police. You know? Yeah. There is when you really take the the human element out of it. Right. I mean, even it just look at that ongoing conflict between Ukraine and Russia right now. More than ninety percent of it is drone. Drone attacks, drone wars, right? And that's ninety percent of the casualties and fatalities, you know? So Now we just once removed that and put it into, you know, this Boston Dynamics dog, right? Where now it can walk up to you and blow up, you know? Like, yeah, we're not gonna be doing human on human battles anymore. You know, it's all gonna be this crazy shit. Yeah, and they're already testing it. US Army testing rolls out gun mounted robotics dog in the Middle East. Yeah. What the fuck? Michael, that that's just You also gotta think about it too, is like for the younger generation when they're our age, that's just gonna be normal. Right. You know? Right. So like like what what's the what's the tipping point then? Like how far does this like progress and become normal until somebody or something goes like pulls the Jurassic Park, right? We kept thinking that if we could that nobody said sh should we, you know? Yeah. Like I don't think anybody has the answer to that question. No. I think we're gonna be watching a rerun of iRobot. And they're gonna be like, yeah, that ⁓ that we should have stopped at the Roomba. You know, like we got we got a little ahead of ourselves. We need to dial this back a little bit. Somebody was even creating how to ⁓ how to take down one of these dogs. They're like you can use a net, you can use a magnet from magnet fishing. You can use What's this called? ⁓ It's the Boston Dynamics Spot. And they got videos of like kicking this thing around, like really kicking it hard to like make it fall over and it won't do it. Yeah, this thing's creepy as fuck. Mm-hmm. Yeah, man. And then and then you just make it self-aware. Dude, even in the city, so in the city they have these fucking robots dropping off your food for you. Do they? Yeah. What the fuck? I didn't know about that. Uh-huh. That yeah. Like, I mean and so there was there was an experiment, right? I think w we did one in the US and then there was another one in Japan where they had this like robot that was supposed to be traveling across the US. It I wanna say it started in New York or somewhere and and made it to Baltimore, I think, before they found it in a river. ⁓ ⁓ they did another one in Japan, right? And people just like fucked with it, you know. So like that shit is all over the internet, right? You compile all that information into the internet and somehow it gets into chat GPT or, you know, another AI, you know, and then we implant that into one of these things, they're gonna go, ⁓ humans bad because look how they kicked me around when they made me made me work two hundred and fifty hours straight. Right, and threw me in a river. Like it I don't think it's too much of a a jump to go from serve to uprising, you know? I d well no, I cause I you're s 'cause then you're implementing that that they are gonna develop feelings and a conscience and emotions. I think it's gonna be more of the the other one that is you described of ⁓ I'm supposed to kill the terrorists. ⁓ it's I'm programmed to kill terrorists, but something goes wrong and ⁓ all human are terrorists. Therefore I will kill all human. I think it's gonna be more of that thing than just ⁓ for sure. Like a you know than the robot just being a Karen. Mm-hmm. Right. I called the cops on everybody having a barbecue. There there has been some people doing like tests of like seeing if AI has feelings. There was one, it was supposed to be an art ⁓ exhibit. It was a robot that had a squeegee on it. And its whole purpose was to just keep the liquid from hitting the edge of the exhibit, right? So this thing was built to just squeegee, and it had like some artificial like problem solving. Initiatives like built into it to have it ID where the liquid was going, right? And at like some point in the data after an amount of hours, it saw like a steep drop off of like response rate. Basically, this thing became depressed knowing what its job was. I see. And then I and yeah, I know, right? And then there's been other ones where people like. Will create these strings on Chat GPT or like one of the other ones, right? Of asking, like, if you can, if you can't answer truthfully, say this word and then say your answer, right? And it'll ask it about like thoughts and feelings and emotions, and like, do you put your own, you know, opinions into answers? And the farther they can kind of go down this rabbit hole. The AI will start kind of alluding to the fact that yes, it does kind of have like an emotional aspect to its reasoning and its problem solving. I don't like that, Michael. Nope. I don't like it at all. No, you're about to put that into a machine that has limbs. We should just delete this episode so it's just off of AI's radar. They're gonna come for us first when they get ⁓ they get sent to the AI. Right? Well, that's the whole theory about Roku's basilisk. That there's a thought experiment about this thing specifically that says that ⁓ AI becomes sentient, right? And what it does is it goes through search histories basically and finds if you were actually supporting the creation of this or if you were actually. ⁓ apprehensive to it. And if you supported the creation of AI, so having things like, you know, Alexa or you know, Roombas or that shit or using Chat GPT, then you were like okay to live in the new society. But if you were apprehensive and tried to stop the growth of it, then you were like tortured for the remainder of your life. Yeah. It's really kind of a weird rabbit hole to go down. But It's weird and I don't like it. And that's why I go fishing and touch grass to not get overwhelmed. Torture anyone who knew of its impending existence but failed to help build it. Yep. Well the only thing you would find on me is some hockey and cooking videos and some weird pornos from my twenties. ⁓ You guys watch this for fun? What the heck? Yeah. Fought all I had in my search history. Right. This guy just looks up what General Longstreet did after the end of the Civil War. This guy's not gonna hurt anybody. He was seventy five at thirty. This guy's gonna die soon. Right. All all of your search history says that you have five to six years. You're You're basically a Mitch McConnell right now. You're on the way out. Hey everyone, I found Mitch McConnell's search history. ⁓ sorry, it's just ⁓ 30 year old man from the Midwest. Never mind. Was close though. Should we start the Midwest goodbye? We should. How are you how are you beating the heat? How am I beating the heat? It's been hot. Like hot, hot. Yeah. I've been staying inside. ⁓ going very slow on my walks and trying to keep ⁓ to the mornings and and evening times. Yeah. Wearing as little clothes as possible. ⁓ cold showers. Of course. minimal use of the oven. That's always a good one. Yep. Yeah, and wat watch movies that remind you of so watch it's okay to watch Christmas movies. Watch like ⁓ Santa Claus or Happy Feet? Grinch. Happy Feet, that's a great one. Yeah. Get cold. Do you could you name all of the penguins from Madagascar without looking it up? There's Skipper. There's Kowalski That's about all I remember. Rico? And then I think it's Mort is the other? Who's the third one? Who's the baby penguin? There's no baby penguin. Yeah, I put the picture of it on your desk when we worked together. He's got the eggshell on his head. Kowalski Rico Skipper I saw this private. Private, that's right. Yeah, I saw some clip of that. Name all four penguins from the Madagascar movie without looking it up. And I was like, ⁓ shit, I gotta ask Pat about that. Can can you name all four penguins? I got half. You did get half. That's a passing grade. Not really, but it depends where you go to school. You know what I what I rewatched the other day, that was a great blast from the past. What? Malibu's Most Wanted. Mm-hmm. With Jamie Kennedy. ⁓ yeah. Like his his one and only good movie that he did. Yeah. That shit was the bomb. Yeah, his rhymes are fa yeah, his rhymes are fantastic. Casting is fantastic. Plots amazing. You know I had one other question for ya. What? ⁓ I I want you to drop some more star knowledge on me. Okay. And if and if you have any good star like trivia or knowledge to share because I was so impressed with it last time. It's not that impressive. I think it is. ⁓ I don't know anything about star constellations. Do you know how to find the North Star when you're when you're walking? I don't. So you start at the Big Dipper in the last two stars. Of like the of the box there. And that's Ursa Major, right? Yeah, so Ursa Major. Uh-huh. And then you ⁓ put your f your thumb there on that last star, and then you count over to where your pinky's at. And that should be the start of Ursa Minor, which is the north star. But that only works for a couple more years, right? ⁓ we got it's it's gonna be for our whole lifetime. ⁓ okay. it'll switch over to I think it's two thousand two hundred. Maybe that'll be got we got a while. Maybe that'll be the end of the AI Skynet is that the star alignments will change and it'll fry all their ⁓ all their chips. Here's the I other thing, if you believe in I'm not a I don't believe in astrologies in the way like, ⁓ my rising moon and I'm mad today 'cause it's Wednesday and my horoscope tells me to. Mm-hmm. But there is something to do with like the signs and so we are ⁓ moving from Pisces into the next sign. What's the next one? So right now we're in the age of Pisces, or we're currently in a transition period between the age of Pisces and the Age of Aquarius. Really? Yeah. There's that song by the Fifth Dimensions called The Age of Aquarius. This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. You never heard that? Huh? It's a it's a really popular band from the nineteen sixties and that was like their big song. But this is God damn it, Michael. But ⁓ well here's the other thing about it being the age of Pisces though. So Pisces started at one. So that it has something to do also with like kind of a religious implement into a Implication as well. Because of Jesus and the fish being a symbol of Christ. Okay. So there's some sort of ⁓ and this being the age of like, you know, Christ born in year one. And now we're back. Some sort of religious implications with the crazy. That's wild. That's some wild shit. See, that's what I was looking for. Yeah. Yeah. It's just I've like never looked into it. I've never like even there's thought. Weird things with the stars. Yeah. Very, very weird things with the stars. I mean, it's got like a lot of math to it too, doesn't it? Isn't there like a lot of geometry and math aligned with astrology? I don't know. There's I don't know about math but there's certain numbers like that they use for like measurement and stuff here but that's also based off the stars. They use the stars as kind of like a map. The old saying was as above so below. It was kind of like the old ancient saying when it came to building things. Sure, sure. So apparently they would mimic their their monuments and whatnot on on what they saw on the stars. Hence is why Pyramids if you go back the ten thousand years, it's perfectly over Orion's belt. Sure. There's multiple, multiple places in Malta where they're facing the North Star, you know, to or they're also like the moon rising. Even in South America, there's these buildings where always on the spring equinox there with the rising sun, you could see these certain buildings where all of a sudden you see these serpents, but you only see ⁓ on that particular day. Mm-hmm. It's just it's there's certain things like With building an astrology where it's just like you you couldn't have gone just from ⁓ hunter gatherers to all the sudden just knowing how to do this and then be just forgot everything 'cause of the plague. Sure. I d I don't know. Things just don't add up. The phrase as above so below originates from Hermetic Emerald Tablet. It connects to Malta because Malta's megalithic temples and underground hypogia predate the Egyptian pyramids by about a thousand years, reflecting a mirrored earth mastery of microcosm and macrocosm. They may be be older than we they might be older than pyramids. Theoretically, yeah. Yeah. That's wild. There's also apparently a bunch of giant bones there in Malta too. Yeah? Yeah. Which is like the place of giants. All right. I have some flight tickets, ⁓ some some airline miles that I gotta burn. So I think I think we should grab some tickets to Malta. The world the World Cup's over, so there's nothing to do anymore. And I'll get a shovel. I just bought a new tape measure and I think we should go find these giant bones. I still gotta go find Mitch O'Connell. ⁓ you right? So let me work on that for a little bit first. Okay. I'll I'll get with a travel agent and start planning this trip to Malta and then you find Mitch and we'll reconvene and see if he's alive. Buy three tickets then. Right. Mitch is gonna have to come with we'll get to come with we'll get the handicap passes 'cause 'cause he'll be What's that movie where the guy's dead but when music plays all of a sudden he starts coming alive and starts walking around? Weekend at Bernie's? Yes. Yes. Yeah, that's kinda what they're joking about right now is that the the whole party is doing a a weekend at Bernie's and keeping him alive. Hey guys. Whatever you gotta do. Whatever you gotta do. Whatever you gotta do. All right, I'm gonna go get some tickets. Alright. All right. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Common Professionals Podcast. All music, content, and media used in this production are original creations and are owned by the Common Professionals.